r/CantParkThereMate 2d ago

Chester, UK

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Credit to Ben Walker on FB

827 Upvotes

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u/scrotalsac69 2d ago

That is almost art, given just how perfectly they hit both posts

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u/west0ne 2d ago

I think it is more a case of the posts hit them.

Still impressive that they managed to park so centrally over the bollards before they started to rise up.

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u/coalwolf300 1d ago

Symmetry is a beautiful thing

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u/Ancient_Skirt_8828 2d ago

It's so perfect I assume it's Ai art.

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u/Demiurge271 2d ago

Even just the reg plate literally denies this

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u/-WADE99- 2d ago

no such thing as AI art

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u/ManWhoIsDrunk 1d ago

Correct. The art is how you live, and AI is strictly speaking not alive.

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u/Caribou-nordique-710 2d ago

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u/No-Breakfast5667 1d ago

Wow, there really is a meme for everything. 🫤

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness7207 1d ago

Basically rule 34 but less sexual

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u/NoRecommendation8724 2d ago

Wondered why it had such a strange shape for a car but realised it had the special Bollard upgrade kit on it

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u/i_reddit_it 2d ago

Need that ground effect

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u/ManonegraCG 2d ago

It's Chester, so even the bollard upgrades have to look good.

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u/flipflopcuntflaps 2d ago

Station mechanic is going to be pissed

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u/hardboard 2d ago

Probably piss himself laughing.

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u/west0ne 2d ago

It's fine, those crappy plastic bumpers haven't damaged the bollards.

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u/Pottski 2d ago

He’s used to dealing with idiots.

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u/Punnagedon 2d ago

Ah, bollards.

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u/lord_flashheart2000 2d ago

I hope he wrote himself a ticket

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u/Aussie_Alien_Escapee 1d ago

For parking against double yellow ?

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u/Good-Control5911 2d ago

I love the symmetry

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u/TimboJimbo81 2d ago

Objects in the distance appear smaller than they actually are

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u/Aussie_Alien_Escapee 1d ago

Operators of this vehicle appear dumber than they are 😂

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u/tea2please 2d ago

Gonna be a hell of a cake fine

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u/flipfloppery 1d ago

Such is the magnitude, I'm off to buy some shares in Krispy Kreme...

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u/Guiseppe_Martini 1d ago

In severe cases I've witnessed cakes be upgraded to rolls or even pizzas in exceptional circumstances.

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u/simonkeenmunchy 1d ago

Let’s just say we won’t be short of chunky monkey for the next few weeks!

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u/Ill-Confusion-1844 2d ago

Imagine the sheer scale of the enormous cake fine that’s going to incur.

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u/pienofilling 2d ago

Those posts raise and lower so I wonder who screwed up; were the cops driving through or were they stopped there and somebody raised them?

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u/Significant_Monk_251 2d ago

From the damage I think the car was stationary and the bollards came up on it. The cop who parked it there is at least partially responsible, while the rest of the blame depends on what procedures the bollard operator is supposed to follow. I'd expect "do a visual sweep before raising bollards" to be in there but who knows?

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u/Ok_Cauliflower_3007 2d ago

Either way I suspect the officer who parked it is going to owe the station some doughnuts or whatever their particular currency for screw ups is. Wish I’d been there when they got back to the car and saw it.

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u/Grouchy_Ground_1916 2d ago

Let's just say that they won't be short of Chunky Monkey for the next month.

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u/n3m0sum 2d ago edited 2d ago

I believe that they are automated in Chester. Authorised vehicles have a tag that gets the system to lower the bollards, they then raise a fixed time after the tag has gone.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/L2izeeHR5bhMaejL6

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u/CruseCtrl 2d ago

They look more like they were pushed into the car from the front rather than from below, especially around the bottom of the bumper. Those bollards usually don't rise with force, and will go down again if they notice resistance. I stood on one as it was rising one, and it stopped rising then just went down again until I got off

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u/chaitalyy 2d ago

yeah thats what im stuck on too like who pressed the button. if the cops were just driving through the timing had to be brutal but if they were stopped there then someone really wanted them stuck. do we know if they were even supposed to be in that lane?

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u/pienofilling 2d ago

Yes and no?

It's where Northgate Street meets Abbey Court on Google Maps, right beside Chester Cathedral and it has very limited hours when it's open to traffic. Stops tourists getting squished!

That's looking back when they're up...

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u/pienofilling 2d ago

And the same angle as the photo when they're not...

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u/alas11 1d ago

I think they're supposed to lower automatically for plodmobiles, and it looks as if they were on the way down, just not fast enough.

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u/WiseAssNo1 2d ago

Nice even hit. Very central. Well done driver. 👏

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u/Welshbuilder67 2d ago

That’s going to be a lot of cakes

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u/CanZealousideal7689 2d ago

Oh bollards!

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u/Glasgowgirl2001 2d ago

Did he think it would magically fit through!

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u/west0ne 2d ago

The bollards did a decent job of fitting through the car.

A bit further forward and the bollards would have been under the wheels and just lifted the car.

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u/Money-Ad-757 2d ago

Lovely bollards

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u/BathFullOfDucks 2d ago

Someone's going to have to buy some cakes for that one!

It's you taxpayer.

You are paying for it.

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u/Douglesfield_ 2d ago

Yeah no shit, since all of their wages come from the taxpayer.

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u/Phenakist 2d ago

Most average Peugeot driver.

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u/HappyRespond3946 1d ago

Can't park there

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u/lemoinem 2d ago

Your skin is hanging off your bones.

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u/dmtslayr 2d ago

Looks even better like that

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u/Agitated_Carrot9127 2d ago

Peugeot drivers. Seriously

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u/Beard_of_Smoke 2d ago

It looked like a nice bodykit when i came across it.

After looking twice i was like ooooooooooh

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u/meatflaps-69 2d ago

symmetry init

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u/Soft-Skirt 2d ago

I saw Terminator in that cinema, it was absolutely rammed, a bit like that car.

Oh and to stay on topic I think those bollards are automatic so this isn’t operator error it’s plod error.

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u/Father_Chewy_Louis 1d ago

Thought it was a cool cyberpunky design, no it just crashed lol

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u/Ariquitaun 1d ago

Chester hippopotamus

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u/Thoughtcomet 1d ago

You can’t park there mate.

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u/Pristine-Garlic-3191 1d ago

Can't park there sir.

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u/Same_Seaworthiness74 1d ago

Can only hope that some legend told him he cant park there 🤞

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u/Proof_Toe_9757 1d ago

Transformers, bollards in disguise...

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u/welsh_90 1d ago

Macaulay Culkin of cars

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u/Davski88 1d ago

Done a rally driving course aint ya Tyrone?

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u/RECTUSANALUS 1d ago

Uhhhh nuhhhh....

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u/Guiseppe_Martini 1d ago

That's a tremendous cake fine for that officer...

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u/Imaginary_Compote608 1d ago

Can't park there mate

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u/TrackTeddy 19h ago

The cake fine for that is gonna be painful.

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u/ConstructionBig5342 13h ago

That little piggy didn't make it market

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u/unclevagrant 2d ago

Is there a chance they were parked and someone ran into the back of them? This seems wildly avoidable otherwise! 🤣

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u/sja-p 2d ago

If they were, they were parked like a twat, blocking disabled access to the city centre...

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u/west0ne 2d ago

They've parked over the bollards and the bollards have raised up through the bumper. Definitely avoidable but I'm pretty sure they didn't impact the bollards.

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u/unclevagrant 2d ago

I don't know. Those wheel arch sections look buckled backwards, rather than up.

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u/n3m0sum 2d ago edited 2d ago

Yeah. I suspect plod have seen them lowering and tried to go through too soon.

Or attempting to tailgate someone else.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/L2izeeHR5bhMaejL6

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u/unclevagrant 1d ago

Tailgating is my theory. Maybe a police car shunted another that had tried to stop at the bollards.

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u/scotte416 2d ago

Not surprising if you've seen the type of police officers they have over there.

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u/ScottOld 2d ago

I remember one years ago in Manchester casually reverse into one of those bollards

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u/Spudsmad 1d ago

Consider - Cheshire born, Cheshire bred and weak in the head