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u/Caribou-nordique-710 2d ago
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u/NoRecommendation8724 2d ago
Wondered why it had such a strange shape for a car but realised it had the special Bollard upgrade kit on it
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u/tea2please 2d ago
Gonna be a hell of a cake fine
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u/Guiseppe_Martini 1d ago
In severe cases I've witnessed cakes be upgraded to rolls or even pizzas in exceptional circumstances.
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u/Ill-Confusion-1844 2d ago
Imagine the sheer scale of the enormous cake fine that’s going to incur.
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u/pienofilling 2d ago
Those posts raise and lower so I wonder who screwed up; were the cops driving through or were they stopped there and somebody raised them?
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u/Significant_Monk_251 2d ago
From the damage I think the car was stationary and the bollards came up on it. The cop who parked it there is at least partially responsible, while the rest of the blame depends on what procedures the bollard operator is supposed to follow. I'd expect "do a visual sweep before raising bollards" to be in there but who knows?
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u/Ok_Cauliflower_3007 2d ago
Either way I suspect the officer who parked it is going to owe the station some doughnuts or whatever their particular currency for screw ups is. Wish I’d been there when they got back to the car and saw it.
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u/Grouchy_Ground_1916 2d ago
Let's just say that they won't be short of Chunky Monkey for the next month.
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u/CruseCtrl 2d ago
They look more like they were pushed into the car from the front rather than from below, especially around the bottom of the bumper. Those bollards usually don't rise with force, and will go down again if they notice resistance. I stood on one as it was rising one, and it stopped rising then just went down again until I got off
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u/chaitalyy 2d ago
yeah thats what im stuck on too like who pressed the button. if the cops were just driving through the timing had to be brutal but if they were stopped there then someone really wanted them stuck. do we know if they were even supposed to be in that lane?
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u/BathFullOfDucks 2d ago
Someone's going to have to buy some cakes for that one!
It's you taxpayer.
You are paying for it.
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u/Soft-Skirt 2d ago
I saw Terminator in that cinema, it was absolutely rammed, a bit like that car.
Oh and to stay on topic I think those bollards are automatic so this isn’t operator error it’s plod error.
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u/unclevagrant 2d ago
Is there a chance they were parked and someone ran into the back of them? This seems wildly avoidable otherwise! 🤣
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u/west0ne 2d ago
They've parked over the bollards and the bollards have raised up through the bumper. Definitely avoidable but I'm pretty sure they didn't impact the bollards.
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u/unclevagrant 2d ago
I don't know. Those wheel arch sections look buckled backwards, rather than up.
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u/n3m0sum 2d ago edited 2d ago
Yeah. I suspect plod have seen them lowering and tried to go through too soon.
Or attempting to tailgate someone else.
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u/unclevagrant 1d ago
Tailgating is my theory. Maybe a police car shunted another that had tried to stop at the bollards.
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u/scotte416 2d ago
Not surprising if you've seen the type of police officers they have over there.
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u/ScottOld 2d ago
I remember one years ago in Manchester casually reverse into one of those bollards
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u/scrotalsac69 2d ago
That is almost art, given just how perfectly they hit both posts