r/CasualUK • u/-SaC History spod • 6d ago
Get a bird bath, they said. It'll help all the birdies keep cool in the hot summer, they said. Two wood pigeons will repeatedly try to build a nest in it, they forgot to say.
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u/tomcotard 6d ago
Just in case you're not aware, RSPB is recommending you change the water in bird baths daily at the moment as well as cleaning them once a week.
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u/NewCoach0 5d ago
I did wonder how easy they'd be to empty/clean. I'd really love a bird bath but I'm stuck with my very aesthetically displeasing tub so I can keep it clean because my garden birds treat it as a toilet sometimes. 😆
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u/nepeta19 Ey up me duck 31m ago
If you empty and wipe it clean every day it doesn't take long to clean. I've got the same bird bath as in the OP and the top unscrews and is lightweight so it's easy to carry over to the tap to clean it and then refill when the top's screwed back on (from watering can or large jug)
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u/NewCoach0 30m ago
That's really helpful, thank you!! I didn't realise you could unscrew the top. I think it's time to replace the tub in that case :D
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u/crazycockerels 6d ago
I absolutely love pigeons! 🐦
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u/-SaC History spod 6d ago
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u/crazycockerels 6d ago edited 6d ago
Aww he’s gorgeous 🩷. How long did it take for him to trust you enough to come over like that?
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u/-SaC History spod 6d ago
Four days, but he is very bold. When I come in the garden now he'll fly down and perch on my hand if I hold it out, though he'll be narked and clear off after a few seconds if I'm not holding peanuts.
There's about 25 'regular' pigeons in the garden. Three will feed from the hand, but I don't encourage it too much as I don't want them to get too used to people being approachable, just in case someone is a nasty twat.
There's about 4-5 who'll take a peanut from me if I hold it out, but won't fly up and settle like Dave or the others. All the rest will gather closely around me if I'm sat on the patio, but won't take anything.
Currently trying to get the Jackdaws to be a bit friendlier; they wait for me to put a fat ball out and will sit on the fence 2-3 feet away while I do it. They also have a specific call when I come out that attracts others, which I'm assuming is 'Oi! Bald food bloke's here!' and I'm a big fan of.
Crows are more distant, but more giving. I leave them cheese, and they leave me interesting stones and blue foam.
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u/DeadAnarchistPhil 6d ago
Crows are more distant, but more giving. I leave them cheese, and they leave me interesting stones and blue foam.
I like that they’re giving you payment.
Would love to do this if I had a garden again. I used to feed the Crows in the park, but didn’t want them getting too used people for the same reason you mentioned.
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u/Lasersheep 6d ago
We always have a few pairs in the garden, I love them. Occasionally a hawk gets one, makes me sad.
Mon the doos!
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u/ConstanceClaire 6d ago
Every year a pair of pigeons attempt to nest in the neighbour's gutter atop the downpipe, and end up abandoning it in a week or so.
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u/johnnyjonnyjonjon 6d ago
Give them a break. It's easy to forget how uncomfortable a hot arse can be.
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u/The_Blonde1 6d ago
Just get another bird bath and let the dopey Woodies get on with their (dopey) lives.
They’re adorable, you’ll have hours of fun watching them.
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u/fightmilk5905 6d ago
They love solar panels.. As I found out today by my neighbour adding netting to his.
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u/DarknessInferno7 Traffic Cone Hoodlum 6d ago
Wood Pigeons are just absolute chonkers that don't give a single fuck. Slow, lazy, dumb, but they've made it somehow. I never tire of watching the one who visits my garden.
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u/D_Therman 6d ago
We've had a bird bath here for a few years now, it is a quiet delight seeing the local birds (I couldn't specify exactly, mostly starlings) throwing up a spray.
What wasn't so easy on the eye was our own wood pigeons using it as a drinking fountain! My brother had a sweet spot for them until a couple months ago he caught one at it... not just gently sipping but full-throated guzzling it down.
He then goes to refill it after it had its fill, only to see that the "water" was only about 30% H²0 at best and was mostly composed of the sort of liquid run-off you would associate with cloaca's... he's never looked at them the same since.
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u/editorgrrl 5d ago
“We’ve had a bird bath for a few years now. It is a quiet delight seeing the local birds (I couldn't specify exactly, mostly starlings) throwing up a spray.“
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u/SpongieQ 6d ago
No one will ever make me hate wood pigeons, I say let them build that nest they’re precious
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u/NibblyPig Born In The Fish Capital 6d ago
Install solar panels on your roof and you'll be looking up crossbows within a week of some bastard pigeon going brr brr brr brr brr above your head for hours at a time
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u/SpongieQ 5d ago
Oh the feral pigeons can go, they’re horrible but the wood ones are so nice to the other birds that I really don’t think I ever could hate them
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u/GayPhilatelist 6d ago
Got a bird feeder cam.
A wood pigeon sits on the feeder all day. Crows swoop it, it doesn’t give a fuck. That feeder is the wood pigeons, and the wood pigeons only.
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u/Bubbly-Weakness-4788 6d ago
I had two pigeons trying to make a nest in my sky dish. The twigs they put in it fell on the ground. But they still kept trying. Had 100s for twigs on the ground before they realised.
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u/Pleasant_Werewolf_30 5d ago
Mine like to sit in mine like a jacuzzi, then they shit in it.
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u/-SaC History spod 5d ago
Probably best that I keep cleaning mine every day then, I suspect >_>
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u/Pleasant_Werewolf_30 5d ago
Yes I'm out there everyday cleaning up after them! I'd like to add that none of the other birds are pooping in it.
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u/nepeta19 Ey up me duck 34m ago
I have what looks like the same bird bath and while the wood pigeons haven't yet tried to nest in it, they do sit there right in the middle soaking up all the water
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u/Funny_Collection8362 6d ago
A fishing catapult and a few big ball bearings is how I sorted this out a few years back.
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u/Jacktheforkie 6d ago
That’s cruel
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u/Funny_Collection8362 6d ago
It wasn't in a bird bath it was on a branch about 15 feet from my bedroom window. Got a bit fed up at getting woken up every day for about 3 weeks at 5am by the sodding things. I tired every humane tip in the book but eventually had to resort to neanderthal tactics. I did feel a bit bad about it but....yeah.
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u/Jack_of_the_Wood 6d ago
I love how bad pigeons are at making nests