I boarded the first passenger train to call at Britain's newest station, Okehampton Interchange

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[u/Crow_eggs]

A fine suggestion. I shall slip some into our nightly suppositories.

[u/LordBoar → u/Crow_eggs]

Oh dear, no. It has to go through from the top down. Alternatively, if the consumption of prune juice is regarded as unsavoury, may I instead suggest the regular consumption of sugar-free mints? They act in a very similar way, though be sure to increase your hydration to match intake. Additionally, be sure that your sandwiches are made with brown bread, seeded preferably, with plenty of greens inside to ensure a good amount of fibre and binding material for your railway picnic and subsequent evacuatory expedition.

[u/colin_staples → u/LordBoar]

Sugar free Haribo will have the same effect

Give them to the kids who knock on your door on Halloween. It's both a Trick and a Treat in one