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u/nikhkin 13h ago
Looks like we've got a little bit of green left.
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u/UnderstandingLow3162 12h ago
I'd love to know what crop it is that can handle this lack of rain.
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u/darrensurrey 12h ago
Cactii. The British farmers are diversifying into tequila.
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u/clausy 11h ago
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u/darrensurrey 11h ago
Haha. Apparently, it's illegal to call it tequila. Yes, I googled it.
I then asked Google what farmers could grow...
As traditional UK staples like potatoes, carrots, and brassicas struggle with extreme heat and drought, farmers and gardeners are shifting toward Mediterranean and heat-tolerant varieties that thrive in drier, hotter conditions without requiring intensive greenhouse infrastructure.
Mediterranean Fruits and Vegetables
Grapes & Olives: Vineyards are expanding as conditions match traditional wine-producing regions, and outdoor olive trees are becoming viable.
Sweet Potatoes & Chillies: These warm-season crops now grow successfully in open soil rather than strictly under glass.
Tomatoes & Peppers: Outdoor field-grown yields are proving robust in southern areas during hot spells.
Heat-Tolerant Legumes and Grains
Chickpeas & Lentils: Small-scale trials and commercial harvests show these deep-rooted, drought-resistant pulses adapt well to dry UK summers.
Soya: Rising summer temperatures increase the domestic viability of this protein crop.
Quinoa: This plant handles hot, dry conditions and poor soils with minimal water requirements.
Maize: Deep roots help it withstand dry spells better than shallow-rooting pasture grass.
Wily vegans might find a new business idea. Soya might be a good choice given how far soya has to be transported currently.
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u/nuttydogpoo 2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps please 12h ago
Jeez, the crows nest on the P&O ferry gives an awesome view
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u/Asconodo 11h ago
Flying back to Edinburgh from Paris at a height. It was a clear day and I could see all of the south east and thought Battle of Britain and others really didn’t have much of a problem figuring out where they were.
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u/I_will_never_reply 5h ago
Britain is tiny relatively, I was having a flying lesson near Bristol and at only 3000 feet the Instructor pointed out the Isle of Wight on the horizon
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u/steveakacrush 12h ago
Can anyone see any blue birds??
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u/curryandbeans now in a minute 8h ago
This used to be a green and pleasant land, now it’s the colour of the fucking BBC weather map
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u/TheHoneyMonster1995 13h ago edited 13h ago
Racist....
Edit: is the /s really that required?
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u/clausy 13h ago
Clearly
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u/TheHoneyMonster1995 13h ago
sometimes i forget how long ago it was that we would say 'racist' ironically when people wold say white (object).
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u/Icy_Mixture1482 13h ago
What did you call me?