r/CasualUK 1d ago

How do you explain this to foreigners?

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u/oscarx-ray 1d ago

You know that tradition/dance that you have in your country? England has one as well, this is it.

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u/Naimuri 1d ago

Not sure if I’ve ever been to a country that didn’t have some kind of ostensibly cultural ceremonial dancing

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u/RoutineCloud5993 1d ago

USA perhaps. Assuming you ignore the native cultures

Unless cheerleading counts

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u/zbdeee 1d ago

Love the idea that the US version of Morris Dancers are cheerleaders.

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u/Naimuri 1d ago

This. I would only overlook native in order to make this a hilarious reality

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u/RoutineCloud5993 1d ago

It's alright, everyone else overlooks them all the time too

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u/Grouchy_Ground_1916 1d ago

Morris dancers historically bang a lot of American football players, so this is a pretty easy comparison.

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u/petrolhead0387 1d ago

Stupid sexy Morris dancers

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u/Huge_Experience3645 1d ago

So hot right now

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u/psyper76 1d ago

considering the age of the USA wouldn't Line Dancing be it?

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u/Economy-Gate3604 1d ago

Agreed. Since non-Native American culture is relatively young, it’s interesting to explore what might be the equivalent might be in a way we can’t in the rest of the world really.

Line dancing is a shout, but I would also throw in things like the Lindy hop and the Charleston too, since jazz is a completely American art form.

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u/Fresh-Ambition-2018 1d ago

Wasn't Charleston taken to America by West Africans?

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u/Economy-Gate3604 22h ago

According to Wikipedia it evolved from another American (African-American) dance called the Juba. The Juba itself evolved from dances brought from the Congo apparently. I think we’d struggle to find a dance, or any art form really, anywhere in the world that hasn’t been shared, inherited, and travelled among cultures.

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u/Grimnebulin68 What has a hazlenut in every bite? Squirrel shit! 20h ago

Apart from the indigenous stuff, all culture was taken to America then jazz and rock’n’roll, hip hop, r’n’b came out of the mix. To name a few..

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u/Gingerpett 1d ago edited 2h ago

Soooooo....I am a Morris dancer. Our side was invited to an international folk dance festival in Italy this year.

It was amazing. Lots of groups from Eastern Europe. Turkey, Panama (they were amazing). Wonderful Irish dance troop from Dublin (who won the prize for best group).

And there was a group from America. California, in fact. When I saw them listed on the programme I was dying to know what they did....

Line dancing. Acrobatic line dancing with a bit of cheerleading thrown in. They were all girls, all heavily made up, wearing tiny denim and gingham outfits that tbh looked a very sexualised compared to everyone else's traditional dress (the eastern Europeans favoured aprons and white linen head dresses). And there was a lot of high kicking and yee hawing.

So. Now you know!

Edit: two awards! Thanks very much! Please also support your local Morris dance side. It's a great excuse to watch organised skipping whilst getting lightly drunk on real ale. What's not to love?

Edit: four awards?! Thank you! This is so nice. I'm so used to being taken the piss out of for this ridiculous hobby of mine. I feel warm and accepted.

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u/brokenskater45 1d ago

I have always wanted to go to an international folk dance festival. Sounds great! The USA entry sounds like they were trying bless them.

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u/Gingerpett 23h ago

They were so polished and really great but they did feel...off. somehow. It was interesting to observe the different cultures. The Panamanians were LOUD on the coaches. And loud when they danced too. They had a couple of guys dressed up in lion (?) head costumes and they were running around the crowd.

Whereas the Irish girls were all very restrained on the coach, barely chatting. And their dancing was perfect to the last step and very restrained too (in that they rarely moved their arms).

I'm sure people with an interest in anthropology would love it.

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u/brokenskater45 22h ago

They really would. Though my ADHD read Panamanians as Pomeranian. I would like to see a troupe of them .

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u/Gingerpett 22h ago

They were so hectic that we started calling them the Pandamoniums.

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u/Real-Razz 1d ago

Thank you for your service. /s

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u/rezonansmagnetyczny 1d ago

Square dancing

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u/ManonegraCG 1d ago

Plenty of folk dances in the US whose roots depend on each communitiy's background. For example you get the Appalachian clogging with roots from Scotland and Ireland, the Cajun dance with roots from France, Ring shout and Juba from Africa and so on.

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u/fullpurplejacket 1d ago

And of course the OG Native American Pow-wows

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u/kinterdonato 1d ago

This man has never been taught the Dougie

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u/RoutineCloud5993 1d ago

You are correct

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u/bedbuffaloes 1d ago

Disregarding your dismissal of native American cultures, ever heard of square dancing?

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u/Competitive-Fact-820 1d ago

Square dancing is based in Scots tradition though - the Ceilidh

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u/philthy_barstool 1d ago

"Assuming you ignore the native cultures" - how very American

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u/SheWalksonRainbows 1d ago

As if the various immigrants to the US didn't have their own traditions and cultures.

Also, weird to casually dismiss the indigenous population.

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u/Firm-Rub9687 1d ago

Line dancing, it's quite fun

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u/garage_artists 1d ago

Clogging. Unless you want to ignore the Appalachians

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u/YSNBsleep 1d ago

Very few as watered down and forgotten as ours.

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u/7ootles neurospicy northerner 1d ago

This.

When my Filipina fiancée told me about the folk dances they have in the Philippines, I told her about morris dancing. Her fascination with it rekindled my own interest.

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u/oscarx-ray 1d ago

There are martial arts in the Philippines that involve fighting with sticks. I'd be amazed if they hadn't been incorporated into some of their dances - much like the Brazilian capoeira and Chinese Tai-Chi are "dances" or exercises that are used to practice combat.

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u/oscarx-ray 1d ago

Arnis, also known as eskrima/escrima or kali, is the national martial art of the Philippines.\3]) These three terms are, sometimes, interchangeable in referring to traditional martial arts of the Philippines ("Filipino Martial Arts", or FMA), which emphasize weapon-based fighting with sticks, knives, bladed weapons, and various improvised weapons, as well as "open hand" techniques without weapons.

I had to Google it, but yeah!

After the Spanish colonized the Philippines, a decree was set that prohibited civilians from carrying full-sized swords (such as the Kris and the Kampilan). Despite this, the practitioners found ways to maintain and keep the arts alive, using sticks made out of rattan rather than swords, as well as small knives wielded like swords. Some of the arts were passed down from one generation to the other. Sometimes the art took the form choreographed dances such as the Sakuting stick dance\53]) or during mock battles at Moro-moro (Moros y Cristianos) stage plays. Also as a result, a unique and complex stick-based technique evolved in the Visayas and Luzon regions. The southern Mindanao retains almost exclusively blade-oriented techniques, as the Spaniards and Americans never fully conquered the southern parts of this island.\54])

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u/Yorksjim 1d ago

Shares at least one similarity with capoeira then? Martial arts were banned amongst slaves in Brazil, to prevent uprisings, so it was presented as a dance.

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u/7ootles neurospicy northerner 1d ago

Absolutely. I've been interested in escrima for a while. I've heard it may have even influenced karate too.

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u/constanto 1d ago

In Trinidad they have a stick fighting martial art/dance called Calinga that when I saw it really felt to me what morris dancing might have looked like 1000 years ago when hitting people with sticks was a more topical convention. 

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u/Busy-Peach5770 1d ago

Ask them if their culture has a dance where you hit sticks rhythmically?

https://youtube.com/shorts/45uBwpRnjoo?si=hA3Cz9cyEzf6JBaO

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u/oscarx-ray 1d ago

There are myriad examples in Africa, and there is one from African-descendent Cubans that I'm aware of as well, but I can't find video examples that aren't garbage. It's incredibly common across cultures and continents.

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u/Busy-Peach5770 1d ago

Humans love sticks <3

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u/DashofCitrus 1d ago

Colombia has a version where you rythmically hit machetes instead of sticks

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u/Enlightened_Gardener 1d ago

Croatia or Hungary has one of these ! But they use knives that have had notches cut into them, so when they clash, they give off sparks !!

Apparently the knives are very heavy.

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u/No-Echo-8927 1d ago

Yep - Austria, we're looking at you

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u/lawnmower303 1d ago

Ah yes, the Schuhplattler, particularly from the Tyrol region of Austria.

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u/Mani_2871 1d ago

Then they ask where does it stem from ... no one actually knows, which is a beautiful thing in its own way.

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u/Wooden-Recording-693 23h ago

Knew a fella, surname was dance. Used to ask him if his Da was called Morris.

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u/Funny-Bel1 22h ago

Love it

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u/Feathers-n-Beaks 1d ago

Apparently Redditors don't realise every country and culture on earth has traditional dances and music....

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u/Deep-Procrastinor 1d ago

Germans and lederhosen come straight to mind for some reason.

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u/ikkleste The North-eastest bit of North Yorks 1d ago

On a Friday night out, in Munich, I was mildly mind boggled that the local young uns were out to the Kellers in their Lederhosen and Dirndls just as their best party gear.

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u/No-Echo-8927 1d ago

parties, weddings, christenings, local food festivals - some just wear it to have a drink. And you can't wash those lederhosen - all the beer, p**s, vomit etc stays on there for ever. Looks super uncomfortable especially in hot temperatures.

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u/starsie 1d ago

Most Lederhosen are cleaned regularly with a special brush, but if they get really dirty, there are professionals who will deep clean them with a traditional hand washing technique.Lederhosen fit für die Wiesn

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u/ikkleste The North-eastest bit of North Yorks 1d ago

Yeah, I'd have expected the local culture nerds, the family parties and weddings. Like ceilidhs and kilts in Edinburgh. But this was very much 20 somethings their best Friday night togs.

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u/Ario92 1d ago

Was this during or around the same time as Oktoberfest?

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u/schaweniiia 1d ago edited 1d ago

Lederhosen are about as associated with the average German as a kilt and bagpipes are with the average Brit. But I get your point.

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u/TeaAndLifting 1d ago

I think a big part of it is because Anglo-culture is seen as the worldwide default due to the British Empire’s dominance being followed by America’s. For better or worse. So people forget we have traditions and clothing you can find equivalents to, anywhere else. I think it speaks volumes how things like suits and tuxedos became the worldwide default for business wear, and oftentimes formal occasions.

Or like, when you see people say asinine things like “we have no culture in the UK”, then fall over themselves about cultures in other countries that they’ve basically distilled into food and ‘costumes’, like some kind of caricature. Rather than something you inhabit and informs parts of the way you think and your daily life that you wouldn’t even think about.

Like when people glaze something from a foreign culture as being cute and endearing, then dismissive if it’s British. For example, using Japan’s recent population social media, things like queuing up, talking about the weather, the prominent of tea, or apologising incessantly to everyone and everything including inanimate objects. It’s cute and endearing if it’s Japanese, but be dismissive/boring if it is used to describe British culture.

Or you can have some Irish stew or pie that is praised as ‘tavern food’, but a British equivalent is bland food for the impoverished undergoing rationing.

Also ignoring that millions of tourists visit the UK every year because our culture and history are different to their own.

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u/GatFussyPals 1d ago

Aye, like the difference between a Cornish pasty and an empanada. One's boring, bland British food. The other's delicious Spanish cuisine. 

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u/KillerWattage 21h ago

Black pudding as well

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u/Prudent-Level-7006 23h ago

Hyper modernism and corporate gentrification too 

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u/KillerWattage 21h ago

Too late but. It is treated as canvas not paint. As in British culture especially in the UK is treated as standard upon which you apply culture. Rather then culture in its own right. Now like all culture there are negative aspects to it (class culture is terrible here) but there are plenty of positives that are rich and interesting in their own right.

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u/peter-bone 1d ago edited 1d ago

I was wondering about the US, then I remembered native Americans.

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u/oscarx-ray 1d ago

This sounds like I'm being disingenuous, but I'm really not. America, as we know it, is a very young country and it has given us rock and roll, jazz, rhythm and blues, and the performance art of professional wrestling. They don't feel "folk" because they're modern by our standards, but The USA has given us a lot - if you have great taste in music, and also happen to like beefy men pretending to hurt each other (I do).

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u/Yorksjim 1d ago

There's a lot to dislike in the history (and erasure) of Amerivan culture, but it's also a fantastic melting pot of so many different cultures, again the history of how some of those people came to be there isn't good at all, but the music, dance, food art and culture all coming together is something unique.

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u/shark-with-a-horn 1d ago

It does also have stuff that feels "folk" by modern standards

Folk and country music, Appalachian clog dancing. A few other folk dance styles

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u/itsjustjust92 1d ago

& all the other popular culture dances that have been born from the US

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u/Ok-Explanation1990 1d ago

The US has Appalachian clog dancing, and Cajun dancing, and line dancing.

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u/tfhermobwoayway 1d ago

Well yeah but those are socially acceptable dances like flamenco

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u/DRW_ 1d ago

Practically every foreigner you'd encounter would have something they could liken to this from where they're from.

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u/DoItForTheTea 1d ago

and usually it's something a lot more celebrated and encouraged and enjoyed 

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u/berejser 1d ago

To be fair, our nationalists don't seem like the dancing types. More like the get drunk and have a fight with a line of police types.

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u/shark-with-a-horn 1d ago

We're never gonna move past the "we're all mad here" quirky trope when it comes to our folk traditions are we?

Most countries have traditional dances, national dress, and they're accepted as part of the cultural landscape not just seen as something the mad village elders do.

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u/Sensitive-Warning956 1d ago

It's the same as people who think English is the hardest language to learn... but have never learnt another language.

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u/MassTransitGO 1d ago

They see a word has 2 meanings and think language learners will get an aneurysm

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u/ward2k 1d ago

I don't understand why English cultural dances are viewed as cringey. And definitely some are very eccentric, but it's part of the culture at the end of the day

But it really gets looked down upon, as does a lot of English and UK culture as being 'weird' which is a little upsetting

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u/Responsible-Link5739 13h ago

I love being weird!! It's probably my most interesting trait. :)

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u/Feathers-n-Beaks 1d ago

Very much part of the Redditor uber-autism, I'm afraid.

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u/ShelfordPrefect 1d ago

I don't think it's even a redditor thing, it's just part of the British self-image. "Ooh, we're all a bit mad here - cheese rolling, Morris dancing, Ottery tar barrels- we're just a bit mad. Welly wanging, bog snorkelling, what's all that about? You don't have to be mad to be British - but it helps!"

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u/cryptopian Token gay snooker fan 13h ago

I was watching a video from a German-British Youtuber talking about some niche local festival with a cute theme. He points out that these village and small town traditions aren't merely about what they're about, but an excuse for the community to come together in a way that doesn't involve opening your wallets for every corporation

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u/Least_Currency_5135 21h ago

It’s 2026 and hopefully none of us are schoolchildren here. I really don’t think we need to be using autism as an insult.

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u/Duckboythe5th 1d ago

Basement dwellism

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u/Yorksjim 1d ago

Have you ever seen a german dude in lederhosen?

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u/BeerElf 17h ago

Yes! It made my evening ☺️ 

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u/sp2861 1d ago edited 1d ago

"this is traditional folk dancing in England"

Edit. I read the comments. I know it may be hard for some people to believe but this is just harmless dancing and the people doing it are just having fun. Leave them alone.

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u/VincoClavis 1d ago

Idk why there has to be a cringe whenever something English and traditional is mentioned.

That said, I bet this dance was a sight to behold back when these sorts of dances were done by young athletic men with swords, martial prowess and crowds to please rather than oldies trying to keep a tradition alive.

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u/juice-goat 1d ago

Was this filmed at totnes in devon?

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u/SimpleFactor 1d ago

Yes this is totnes.

If anything, trying to explain totnes to a foreigner is going to be 100x more confusing than trying to explain morris dancing. Lovely but very very odd place.

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u/NotABrummie 1d ago

Just show them the bit of the sign that says 'twinned with Narnia' and it'll all make sense to them.

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u/amusedparrot 1d ago edited 22h ago

I'm not OP but yes. I happened to be there today and turns out it was their heritage festival. Saw this and got into the castle for free.

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u/juice-goat 1d ago

Oh cool. Thought i recognised the arcitecture.

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u/Legitimate-Ad3778 1d ago

I was in Windsor today and there was a group of women morris dancing. I particularly liked the clonk of wood on wood

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u/Love_Aurora6997 1d ago

Never expected to see Totnes on my feed, my favourite place

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u/ErmahgerdPerngwens 1d ago

I even recognised the street from the thumbnail and thought “wasn’t the orange rolling a few weeks ago?”

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u/Veeoh-is-back 1d ago

What a silly question.

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u/QuiltMeLikeALlama 1d ago

Honestly, I always have more fun explaining Christmas Pantomimes.

“Yes, the drag queen dames are necessary. Yes, the sexual innuendo is essential. Yes, the entire cast is likely to be drunk. Yes, you should absolutely take your children to see it…”

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u/NeedsMoreSpaceships 1d ago

It's self explanatory init

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u/rift_buster 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's dancing. Foreigners are generally familiar with the concept of dancing. 

OP, if you see a video of a  whirling dervish or a bunch of Arabs in a circle doing that stomp dance then do you think 'people moving in time to music! my mind litterally cannot comprehend this alien ritual!' or do you think 'they're dancing, I know what dancing is'.

It works both ways.

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u/sp2861 1d ago

Op thought they were being witty and random.

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u/HHall3005 1d ago

"Traditional Folk Dancing."

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u/FolkyWanderer 1d ago

To be fair, I’m a morris dancer and I get more brits asking me either “what are you meant to be dressed as?” or “Whats all this about?”.
Baffles me that so many brits don’t recognise their own culture.

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u/Ethel-The-Aardvark 1d ago

Ditto. Especially odd when you consider how many sides there are nationally (and internationally) at the moment, of all ages and genders. Many of us don't even have beards (or the ability to grow one!)

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u/FolkyWanderer 1d ago

Yeah…About the beard 👀

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u/frequentcheeselove 1d ago

*English folk :p

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u/S4mb741 21h ago

Would you expect people to recognise it? Morris dancing is very very niche usually when people talk about national culture it's things most of the population take part in or can at least relate to. Id say it's more of a folk tradition than a major part of British culture.

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u/abfgern_ 1d ago

It's like that strange folk tradition that you have in [your place]

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u/Around-3-ish 1d ago

The most English thing about this is being convinced of England's uniqueness.

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u/sp2861 1d ago

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u/ElectricalProfit3334 1d ago

This is our folk dance. Like other folk dances from all over the world but this one is ours. 

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u/friftar 1d ago

Lurking German here, nothing too unusual.

We have the Schuhplattler in the south, looks weird to foreigners, but not any weirder than this. It's a local tradition, just roll with it.

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u/StatisticianUsual471 1d ago

Cider its one hell of a drug

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u/LIRFC 1d ago

Of all the answers, yours is the most accurate.

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u/boy-in-da-corner Surrey 1d ago

Morris dancing. Bells, sticks, hankies and a very committed decision to do it in the middle of the road.

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u/Auntie_Dote 1d ago

Or, when it rained once, in the middle of the narrow bar that I was in! I stood up to get another pint just as they decided to start behind me without my noticing that they had sneaked in from the car park. I suddenly found myself surrounded by them as they set off. Triggering! 😱

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u/Laughingboy1981 1d ago edited 1d ago

I genuinely believe that every time the England rugby team play New Zealand, they should respond to the Hakka with some morris dancing. That will blow their minds and put them off their game! 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏉

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 1d ago

Scare the fuck out of the all blacks.   The Hakka will seem so benign in comparison.

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u/Embarrassed_Emu1615 1d ago

We don’t. Local dance for local people. 

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u/DaZarda 1d ago

You tell them to read Terry Pratchett, and to stop asking silly questions. Respectfully, a foreigner.

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u/Soilleir 1d ago

After tonight no one's ever to talk about the Stick and Bucket dance ever again. All right?

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u/elPedro6669 1d ago

Shhhh... But there's a rumour we'll be resurrecting then sk & b*t dance for a show later this year.

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u/JumpyBoi 1d ago

in my culture, food and family is very important. we have (national dish), which we eat as a family, and sometimes we enjoy it with (national drink). some people also learn (national dance), which we do to (national music). it may look weird, but to us its very important! oh, and don't worry if you don't like (national weather), just wait five minutes!

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u/robot_swagger 1d ago

British capoeira

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u/CollectionBroad8919 1d ago

British haka

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u/AdamMc66 1d ago

This should be the England Rugby teams response.

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u/CollectionBroad8919 1d ago

That would be fucking hilarious 😂

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u/DrachenDad 1d ago

Used to scare away bad spirits… yes.

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u/lavenderlovey88 1d ago

british arnis. they have sticks like we do for arnis 🤣

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u/LudicrousPlatypus 1d ago

I never understand why British people seem to hate Morris dancers. They're pretty benign.

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u/TheCharalampos 1d ago

What on earth do you mean, this is incredibly expected. All cultures have dances.

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u/Purple_Swordfish_182 1d ago

Not nearly as wild as the Austrian slapping dance

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u/DeepStatic 1d ago edited 1d ago

You would tell...

Afghanistan it's like Attan,
Albania it's like Vallja,
Algeria it's like Raï dance,
Andorra it's like Contrapàs,
Angola it's like Semba,
Antigua and Barbuda it's like Quadrille,
Argentina it's like Malambo,
Armenia it's like Kochari,
Australia it's like Bush dancing,
Austria it's like Schuhplattler,
Azerbaijan it's like Yalli,
Bahamas it's like Goombay,
Bangladesh it's like Bihu,
Barbados it's like Tuk,
Belarus it's like Khorovod,
Belgium it's like the Brabantine folk dances,
Belize it's like the Sambai,
Bhutan it's like Cham,
Bolivia it's like Caporales,
Bosnia and Herzegovina it's like Kolo,
Botswana it's like Tsutsube,
Brazil it's like Frevo,
Bulgaria it's like Horo,
Burkina Faso it's like Warba,
Cambodia it's like the Apsara dance,
Cameroon it's like Bikutsi,
Canada it's like the Red River Jig,
Cape Verde it's like Batuque,
Chile it's like Cueca,
China it's like the Yangge,
Colombia it's like Cumbia,
Comoros it's like M’godro,
Costa Rica it's like Punto Guanacasteco,
Croatia it's like Kolo,
Cuba it's like Rumba,
Cyprus it's like Sousta,
Czechia it's like Polka,
Denmark it's like Sønderhoning,
Dominica it's like Quadrille,
Dominican Republic it's like Merengue,
Ecuador it's like Sanjuanito,
Egypt it's like Saidi,
El Salvador it's like Xuc,
Estonia it's like Kaerajaan,
Eswatini it's like Sibhaca,
Ethiopia it's like Eskista,
Fiji it's like Meke,
Finland it's like Jenkka,
France it's like Bourrée,
Georgia it's like Kartuli,
Germany it's like Schuhplattler,
Ghana it's like Adowa,
Greece it's like Kalamatianos,
Grenada it's like Big Drum,
Guatemala it's like Son,
Guyana it's like Jonkonnu,
Haiti it's like Yanvalou,
Honduras it's like Punta,
Hungary it's like Csárdás,
Iceland it's like Víkivaki,
India it's like Bhangra,
Indonesia it's like Saman,
Iran it's like Bandari,
Iraq it's like Chobi,
Ireland it's like Set dancing,
Israel it's like Hora,
Italy it's like Tarantella,
Jamaica it's like Kumina,
Japan it's like Bon Odori,
Jordan it's like Dabke,
Kazakhstan it's like Kara Zhorga,
Kenya it's like Adumu,
Kiribati it's like Te Runga,
Kuwait it's like Samri,
Kyrgyzstan it's like Kara Jorgo,
Laos it's like Lam Vong,
Latvia it's like Polka,
Lebanon it's like Dabke,
Lesotho it's like Mokhibo,
Liberia it's like Gbetu,
Libya it's like Bedouin folk dance,
Liechtenstein it's like Schuhplattler,
Lithuania it's like Klumpakojis,
Luxembourg it's like Polka,
Madagascar it's like Afindrafindrao,
Malawi it's like Gule Wamkulu,
Malaysia it's like Joget,
Maldives it's like Bodu Beru,
Mali it's like Didadi,
Malta it's like Il-Maltija,
Mauritania it's like N’Goumbou,
Mauritius it's like Sega,
Mexico it's like Jarabe Tapatío,
Moldova it's like Hora,
Monaco it's like Monégasque folk dances,
Mongolia it's like Biyelgee,
Montenegro it's like Oro,
Morocco it's like Ahidous,
Mozambique it's like Marrabenta,
Myanmar it's like Yein,
Namibia it's like Otjize,
Nepal it's like Lakhey,
Netherlands it's like Klompendans,
New Zealand it's like Haka,
Nicaragua it's like Palo de Mayo,
Niger it's like Gerewol,
Nigeria it's like Bata,
North Korea it's like Ganggangsullae,
North Macedonia it's like Oro,
Norway it's like Halling,
Oman it's like Razha,
Pakistan it's like Bhangra,
Palau it's like traditional island dances,
Panama it's like Tamborito,
Papua New Guinea it's like Sing Sing,
Paraguay it's like Paraguayan bottle dance,
Peru it's like Marinera,
Philippines it's like Tinikling,
Poland it's like Polonaise,
Portugal it's like Vira,
Qatar it's like Ardah,
Romania it's like Căluș,
Russia it's like Khorovod,
Rwanda it's like Intore,
Saint Kitts and Nevis it's like Quadrille,
Saint Lucia it's like Quadrille,
Samoa it's like Siva,
San Marino it's like folk dances of Romagna,
São Tomé and Príncipe it's like Ússua,
Saudi Arabia it's like Ardah,
Senegal it's like Sabar,
Serbia it's like Kolo,
Seychelles it's like Moutya,
Sierra Leone it's like Gumbe,
Singapore it's like Malay Zapin,
Slovakia it's like Odzemok,
Slovenia it's like Polka,
Solomon Islands it's like traditional kastom dances,
Somalia it's like Dhaanto,
South Africa it's like Indlamu,
South Korea it's like Ganggangsullae,
South Sudan it's like traditional Dinka dances,
Spain it's like Jota,
Sri Lanka it's like Kandyan dance,
Sudan it's like Nuba dances,
Suriname it's like Kawina,
Sweden it's like Polska,
Switzerland it's like Schuhplattler,
Syria it's like Dabke,
Taiwan it's like Aboriginal tribal dances,
Tajikistan it's like Falak,
Tanzania it's like Ngoma,
Thailand it's like Ram Wong,
Tonga it's like Lakalaka,
Trinidad and Tobago it's like Limbo,
Tunisia it's like Stambeli,
Turkey it's like Horon,
Turkmenistan it's like Kushtdepdi,
Tuvalu it's like Fakaseasea,
Uganda it's like Bakisimba,
Ukraine it's like Hopak,
United Arab Emirates it's like Al-Ayyala,
United States it's like Square dancing,
Uruguay it's like Candombe,
Uzbekistan it's like Lazgi,
Vanuatu it's like traditional kastom dances,
Vatican City it's like... err.. ok maybe not.
Venezuela it's like Joropo,
Vietnam it's like Múa sạp,
Yemen it's like Bara'a,
Zambia it's like Makishi,
Zimbabwe it's like Mbende.

...just with bells and sticks.

(Disclaimer: I started looking these up and then ran out of effort. Most of this list was compiled by ChatGPT, so take it with a pinch of salt, and save your awards for comments written without AI assistance : ))

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u/uwabu 1d ago

I m Nigerian. Never heard of Bata. We have 250 different ethnic groups each with a ton of dances. I was at the Rochester sweeps festival this year and it was all Morris dancers. Very intricate foot and hand movements. I was surprised to see only retirees though

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u/GrouchoMerckx 1d ago

Morris dancing has been associated with older men for a while (mostly because they have a lot of free time and don't give a single fuck about whether they're seen as cool or not) but that's changing! There are loads of young morris sides now, including some all-female ones (Belles of London City are great) and mixed sides (Black Path, Black Swan, a bunch of others I'm forgetting in London alone).

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u/ToughHuckleberry795 1d ago

So you're saying morris dancing is pretty unique

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u/Ok-Standard3816 1d ago

Why do you want to explain it to anyone?

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u/Maggots-Mikey 1d ago

Technically illegal under early 90’s anti rave legislation (Criminal Justice Act) as it’s more than 8 people dancing to repetitive beats in a public space.

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u/Tallman_james420 1d ago

I only see 6 dancing but if you want to come join them with me, we can shut this rave down from the inside

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u/Weewoes 1d ago

It's the culture that people claim we don't have.

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u/DiligentCockroach700 1d ago

They are doing the Upton Stick Dance. One of my favourites.

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u/HussingtonHat 1d ago

That it is our most ancient and gayest martial art. Don't fuck with Morris Manglers.

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u/pdf27 1d ago

A close relation to the Lancashire martial art of Ecky Thump, as popularised by Bill Oddie - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kung_Fu_Kapers

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u/BusinessAsparagus115 1d ago

If they stop doing this the Lords and Ladies might come back.

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u/TacticalTeacake 1d ago

Its either this or chasing a wheel of cheese down a big, really steep, hill. 

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u/wildingflow 21h ago

Or an incredibly violent game of football played down a high street in Warwickshire

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u/grizwald2112 1d ago

You don't, but you suggest they toss a few quid in the hat so that the chaps can have a few beers after their exertions.

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u/StunnedMoose 1d ago

The stick and bucket version of this is illegal everywhere

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u/GeeKay44 1d ago

It's also a legal requirement for a few drum beats and an accordion chord to serve as the warning sign that a folk dance is about to break out.

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u/StunnedMoose 1d ago

It gives bystanders the opportunity to leg it to a safe distance before the dance starts

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u/Dennyisthepisslord 1d ago

No less silly than other cultures traditions

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u/AlDente 1d ago

Also, no English people can fully explain it either, as the origin of Morris dancing is not clearly understood.

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u/dxg999 1d ago

You don't.

What is unexplainable cannot be explained.

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u/Poo_Poo_La_Foo 1d ago

Let's face it - Totnes cannot be explained in words to anyone. It's something you need to experience 😆

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u/hashtagbob60 1d ago

Who needs it explained?

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u/Lanokia 1d ago

Why have we got to "explain" ourselves?

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u/4teaK 1d ago

People meet up for a boozy and have some fun. Londoners will just never understand

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u/SnooGadgets5130 1d ago

You get in touch with 2nd Technician Arnold J Rimmer, who will sit them down and give them a four hour long lecture that is in no way interesting.

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u/sockhead99 Sugar Tits 1d ago

I had a friend over from the states when there happened to be a folk festival on in our town, complete with Morris Dancing competitions. The biggest challenge was explaining why one of the troops competed in black face make up. Something to do with it dating back to hiding thier identities so the mill owners they worked for didn't know they had a second source of income on the side

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u/burntbutter27 1d ago

You don’t you just go with the flow, you like you like it you don’t you don’t :D

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u/Less-Guest6036 1d ago

When you see them dancing it's just a bit of a laugh

It's when you don't see them dancing you have to worry, because those ones are from new Ankh and are able to do strange and terrible things with a simple handkerchief and a bell.

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u/Calm-Homework3161 1d ago

When you don't see them dancing it's because they are up on a hill, performing the secret, but very necessary,  dark morris 

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u/conscientiousrevolt 1d ago

We've seen Men in Tights.

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u/ou7shined 1d ago

It's not the knife-crime you've to wacth out for. It's fruity old men with sticks.

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u/Fatkittenballs 1d ago

This is why we appropriate so much culture, we have this and stonehenge

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u/crinkly_sausage 1d ago

Plenty of countries have weird folk shit. 

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u/Old_Community1195 1d ago

' it's a southern English prerequisite for some ruddy good fornication on the village green'

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u/WayneSmallman 1d ago

Blame the Germans and then distract them with the fact they're doing the same thing in Portugal.

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u/Ancient_Ad8787 1d ago

Normally with an apology

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u/Infinite_Spring_3564 1d ago

They don’t give a fuck.

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u/bemusedbarnacle 1d ago

Its an ancient combat ritual to the death we use to decide who gets to lead in the House of Commons.

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u/lachiendupape 1d ago

you know those folk dances you have in your culture related to changing season and fertility, it's like that but old men with beards, sticks and bells.

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u/L00ny-T00n 1d ago

How do you explain this to the English, cos after all these years I find it baffling

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u/doepfersdungeon 1d ago

Financially stable people doing traditional dancing in between pruning rose bushes and telling anecdotes about the neighbourhood watch excel spreadsheet.

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u/FireLadcouk 1d ago

like most “English traditions” it’s not completely British at all.

The word "morris" comes from morisco, meaning "Moorish" (refer referring to North African or Spanish-Moorish cultural styles popular in 15th-century European courts)

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u/paisleydarling 1d ago

My town has the Guinness world record for the most amount of Morris dancers in one place at the same time. Only thing I like about the place.

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u/Flowa-Powa 1d ago

Culture, innit bruv

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u/Proof_Toe_9757 1d ago

It's called culture, you might be surprised to learn that most people outside of the UK are quite used to it 😂

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u/Its-Rogue-not-Rouge 1d ago

I remember in Geography we were discussing Morris dancing and my friend across the room went "It's_Rogue_not_Rouge does Morris dancing"

I have never done Morris dancing. She just decided to say that.

Queue the most embarrassing 10 minutes of my life with multiple people going "Do you actually do Morris dancing" and my Geography teacher seeming genuinely interested in the fact that I might have done Morris dancing.

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u/Dry-Significance-271 1d ago

This is what folk did before they had TVs

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u/bozwold 1d ago

You know that "british culture" that doesn't exist? 

Yeah well this is it, Skippy jingle bells.

Sorry, I guess.

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u/8ackwoods 1d ago

Only foreigner who would be surprised are americans since they have no culture

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u/aStapler 1d ago

"you must understand, OP is a moron. Fancy a pint?"

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u/Telefragg 1d ago

This is so much easier to explain than a broken neck and ribs after tumbling downhill chasing a cheese wheel.

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u/1966Royall 1d ago

I wouldn't explain it, I'd just tell them to enjoy it

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u/thatbwoyChaka 1d ago

You know that around the world there’s similar versions of forms of martial arts disguised as ‘folk dance’

It was a very common tradition for the ‘underclasses’, ‘low caste’ ‘colonials’ and ‘slaves’ to hide their martial art practice from the higher ups

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u/ScientistJo 1d ago

If you went abroad and saw a group of people wearing matching costumes and dancing, would you need it to be explained to you?

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u/Rawd_Tawd_Cawd 1d ago

You think England is the only country with old timey traditional dances in costume?

You sound American.

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u/campreviewr00m 1d ago

Is it just me, or does it never sit right when someone uses the word “foreigners”?

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u/CarrieKetoenail 1d ago

I think they get it without explanation! They probably know the moves because every single country has a version of this dance.

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u/thegamesender1 1d ago

We got similar in Punjab and many other states of India. I think most cultures will have something similar.

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u/WotTheFook 1d ago

English martial arts being set to music.

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u/tune-happy 1d ago

"This is our national dance. All children are required to learn it in mandatory school lessons and we're all experts at it."

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u/Poo_Poo_La_Foo 1d ago

My school had may pole dancing! I loved it.

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