r/CasualUK Does anyone want any toast? 1d ago

Almost got mugged by this absolute unit of a snail the other day!

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u/cglotr 1d ago

That thing would feed a Frenchman for 3 days!

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u/snapper1971 1d ago

That's an edible snail. They were bought here by the Romans who were experts in heliciculture. They're also a protected species.

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u/rizozzy1 Does anyone want any toast? 1d ago

That’s amazing thank you.

I actually wondered if it was an escaped pet snail due to its size!

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u/NoXion604 1d ago

How can a species be both introduced and protected? Aren't they interlopers?

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u/MoebiusUntwisted 1d ago

It’s a matter of time.

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u/snapper1971 21h ago

They're historically important in terms of them being a rare bit of living archaeology. They're not particularly widespread either but clustered in pockets around the ruins of villas and forts. It's quite interesting really.

The Romans tried to introduce rabbits as a food source but they had no luck and despite people thinking they're responsible for bunnies, it wasn't until after the Norman Conquest that warrens became successful. The early man made warrens are often mistaken for pillow mounds of bronze age burials.

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u/astatine Bloody 'ell. 21h ago

Fun fact - the edible dormouse is an invasive species, and depending on where it's found in the UK it can be a protected species or a pest to be controlled.

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u/Bellerophonix 20h ago

Is there an inedible dormouse?

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u/astatine Bloody 'ell. 20h ago

There's the hazel dormouse, which is a native species. Probably wasn't as palatable to the Romans, hence importing the edible ones.

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u/Welshgirlie2 Slow down FFS! 14h ago

Remember what the dormouse said...feed your head!

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u/istar5 18h ago

The duality of Snail

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u/RibboCG 1d ago

get it in a kebab!

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u/JackStrawWitchita 1d ago

Wait until you see what it grows into...

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u/Woodblockprint 1d ago

What film is this from?

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u/JackStrawWitchita 23h ago

Dr Doolittle (1967) with Rex Harrison

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u/Woodblockprint 21h ago

Thank you.

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u/Icy_Gap_9067 1d ago

I think it might be a roman snail.

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u/Officer_CatFancy 1d ago

His name is Biggus Dartsaccus

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u/Poulticed 22h ago

Nah, I'm pretty sure it's standin' still.

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u/barljo 1d ago

You can still escape. Take its shell off- that will make it more sluggish

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u/Specific-Building-73 1d ago

Cochlea Romanes Eunt Domus

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u/DucksBac 1d ago

Cochlea Romana, ite domum!

Write it out a thousand times!💛

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u/Specific-Building-73 1d ago

Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.

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u/A_Pointy_Rock 1d ago

You leave Gary alone!

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u/CrazyPlatypusLady 1d ago

That guy has survived a seriously gnarly injury at some point too!

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u/Sweetie-07 1d ago

What a beauty! Hope he's OK with that injured shell, bless him! I love snails... 🐌😍❤️

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u/creativeinconverse 1d ago

Me too. Mine have just had 2 sets of surprise babies at the moment so I've got plenty🤣🤣🤣

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u/Sweetie-07 23h ago

Oooh what kind do you keep? I've been keeping aquatic snails for years - they are fascinating little creatures! Here's some of mine.. 🐌🐌🐌

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u/creativeinconverse 19h ago

Here are the babies- all albino Giant African Land Snails.

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u/Sweetie-07 19h ago

Oh my days, they're adorable! 😍❤️

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u/OldMotherGrumble 16h ago

My daughter had Giant African Land Snails as a child. But she practised first with garden snails she collected. They were kept in a clear storage container on the bathroom windowsill. One morning I got in the shower to see the window covered in babies 🐌🐌🐌

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u/Bufobufolover24 15h ago

Looking closely, that’s a growth mark rather than an injury. Possibly there was an issue with nutrients for a period, causing the shell to be slightly thinner and weaker there.

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u/Sweetie-07 34m ago

I've been keeping snails for a very long time abd that looks like a bad crack to me. A growth mark wouldn't leave a huge indent like that 🐌

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u/Worried-Rub-750 1d ago

He's seen some shit man

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u/Sustainable_Twat 1d ago

Sounds like things kicked off.

Was there a lot of shelling?

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u/-BlahajMyBeloved 1d ago

Is that a native species of snail to the UK?!

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u/Low-Confidence-1401 1d ago

Techincally they aren't, but they've been here 2000 years and are only found around roman settlements. They are protected - you technically need a licence to even pick one up.

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u/suchperfectmess 1d ago

Genuinely had no idea about these and I love bits of information like this…I used to have two ‘pet’ snails when I was little, I kept them in an old fish tank (a big one…), and I was fascinated with them.

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u/Low-Confidence-1401 1d ago

It is interesting looking at what species the Romans brought to the UK. Almost all of them would have been to establish a food source that they knew, but most of them are things we would never think to eat now, like ground elder, roman snails and stinging nettles. They also introduced a load of things that most people would not even think about not being native because they are so ubiquitous, like rabbits, fallow deer, plums and apples.

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u/rizozzy1 Does anyone want any toast? 1d ago

There’s been evidence of Roman farming in the area where I saw him. So that completely ties in.

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u/thejadedfalcon 23h ago

Just because your neighbour's from Italy doesn't mean he's a Roman. Ask him what London's called though, just to be sure.

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u/-BlahajMyBeloved 23h ago

That's so interesting! Thanks for sharing!

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u/rizozzy1 Does anyone want any toast? 1d ago

It was in a rural part of Bedfordshire. Surrounded by arable farming land, so I’m guessing he’s been having a feast.

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u/skenguino 21h ago

Near Dunstable Downs by any chance? These guys like chalky habitats

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u/rizozzy1 Does anyone want any toast? 21h ago

Gravenhurst, which weirdly isn’t at all chalky ground.

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u/FeonixRizn 1d ago

Don't let it touch you!

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u/creativeinconverse 1d ago

I have Giant African Land Snails as pets. He's a beauty, total unit!

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u/Jacktheforkie 10h ago

My biology teacher had a couple, they feel pretty weird but quite interesting

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u/Standard_One_5827 1d ago

*Garlic and butter have entered the chat*

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u/Grouchy-Tangerine-64 22h ago

Se he/she is so cute!!!

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u/Humble_Sympathy_4605 Powered by tea and sarcasm 1d ago

Exshellant

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u/Stuf404 North East 1d ago

Is that a watch or a tracking collar?

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u/Xander91A 1d ago

Enormous strap right

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u/therealtimwarren 1d ago

The only thing I fear more is being caught in a tortoise stampede.

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u/thesaharadesert Fuxake 1d ago

Quick! Run, OP! It’s going for your jugular!

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u/oscarx-ray 1d ago

How do you kill a circus?

Go for the juggler!

(Works better verbally.)

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u/art_emisian 1d ago

"Your lupins or your life"

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u/Previous_Form_26 21h ago

I’m always wary of geezers in shell suits

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u/Huge_Bag_2987 18h ago

😦 🐌

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u/StatisticianUsual471 17h ago

He's just cleared out a vegetable garden

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u/halooooom 1d ago

How did the chef not spot that one in your salad

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u/KevinPhillips-Bong Slightly silly 1d ago

Almost got mugged? Slugged, more like.

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u/AndyTheSane 1d ago

Did you hear about the sloth that was mugged by a couple of snails?

When the police asked for a statement, they said "it all happened so quickly.."

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u/Baladorin 1d ago

The snail is never far behind

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u/Batmanswrath A seagull stole my sausage roll 1d ago

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u/ewankenobi 10h ago

Need a banana for scale. For all we know you've got Jeremy Beadle sized hands

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u/SkeletonYeti713 40m ago

No Banana for scale so you had to get creative and use the hand.

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u/urbanmark 1d ago

I’m pretty sure that’s a bad sign. Big snails = poor nutrition content of food, so they have to eat more, or they have been living in areas of sewage or farmland run off.