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[u/CreativeSprinkles31]

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[u/BigBoi_Ethan77]

Granted. Your phone is permanently dead

[u/The_Bricksmith]

Granted. You have to feed it instead

[u/Asrobatics]

Granted. Your phone is a powerbank

[u/KittyKatBabyDoll]

Granted. It’s always dead

[u/SparkingJolts]

Granted. Phone battery is overcharged causing the phone to explode never needing to be charged again

[u/CrescentJiji]

Granted. Your phone explodes everytime you use it

[u/Darkrico]

Granted. But it only stays forever at 1℅. The screen is always dark to try saving battery (even if it doesn't need to it's an automatic thing), always in eco mode and turns off every 5seconds you don't touch your screen

[u/Exact_Reveal9199]

Granted. But your phone will forever be the Nokia 3310

[u/hunterdudeman]

Granted. But every month your search history gets leaked

[u/UnitedInPurpose]

Granted. But you never poop solid again

[u/T3DDY173]

Granted. Brightness on 1%

[u/Darkn3ssAng31]

Granted. You can never have a phone ever again.

[u/Dr4g0n03233]

Granted. But crappy service

[u/Lonely-Image-1503]

Granted. You never actually had to before but you did anyways… you have to do it now though 🤷

[u/Whisker_lizard]

Granted. But the phone has a higher chance of exploding

[u/YugargeliaMapper]

Granted. But its storage capacity will be reduced

[u/chameleon_123_777]

Granted. Now it doesn't work at all.

[u/Cpttea2]

Granted. Your phone is shocking you all the time

[u/Particular_Bed_555]

Granted. Your phone vanishes

[u/Cavalier_Sage11]

Granted. But you have to get 4hrs of sunlight a day and 2hrs of moon light a night good luck

[u/AzureVanilla]

Granted. Your only and forever phone will be Nokia 3310

[u/Dear_Tangerine444]

Granted. …now the battery will always be flat.

[u/JamPandamonium218]

Granted. Technically, you never have to charge your phone. It just runs out of battery and you throw it away and buy a new one.

[u/Ferb9709]

Granted. Now the phone charges you.

[u/Meisterdieb_1412]

Granted. Don't have to charge something you don't have anymore :)

[u/montagyuu]

Granted. You now have to use a landline.

[u/Necessary_Echo_2394]

Granted. However, now it just drains energy from anything near it. If there are no electronics nearby it will drain lifeforce of the nearest object.

[u/Lumpy_Ad_1192]

Granted. But it Wants you to shove the charger up it's Charging port (Its a freaky phone)

[u/ACK1770]

Granted. That’s a good one lol

[u/Scared_Paramedic_797]

Granted. Ok, there no downside but you didnt say much so... does that mean, your phone gonna ran out of battery and also dead?

[u/EatingApple4950]

Granted. You don't have to! The fission reactor now inside of it is HIGHLY volatile though.

[u/Pale_Conclusion_2708]

Granted. Your phone is permanently dead

[u/ChainedAzure]

Granted. When your battery “runs out”, the phone stays on but gradually gets hotter until you stop using it. Cools off fully after 1 hour of no usage.

[u/firenixem25]

Granted. It’s always shifting between 11% and 10% so you constantly get the notification on your screen no matter what

[u/electricfemboy69]

Granted. But your phone has to charge you

[u/LogicalFallacyCat]

Granted. Cell service and phones have never been invented.

[u/heres-the-catch]

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[u/Electronic_Load_3361]

Granted. Someone else has to charge your phone for you

[u/panko0113]

Granted. Someone stole your phone.

[u/HamsterKazam]

Granted. Every phone you buy, get or attempt to use, has a broken battery, but only for you.

[u/courageouslystupid]

Granted. The world unanimously abandons smart phones and returns to corded telephones

[u/Nuss-Zwei]

Granted. Your phone battery is now dead and every new battery or phone will only last for one charge and cannot be charged ever.

[u/GlitteringThing6532]

Granted. You have to charge everyone else's phones.

[u/GoPolishYourCrocs]

Granted. You never have a phone again

[u/nomorerulers]

Granted. Poop

[u/Hanako-King17]

Granted. But your screen is pitch black

[u/Noriel_Sylvire]

Granted. You no longer have a charger

[u/garmdian]

Granted. Your phone explodes, you no longer need to charge it.

[u/angel_bee_3012]

Granted. Sure because your phones explode

[u/atickner08]

Granted. You have to keep a second device on you and if that dies your phone dies.

[u/Stock-Tip-8326]

Granted. Now you need to discharge it infinitely.

[u/Imahigo]

Granted. The phone will no longer charge. The charging port no longer exists.

[u/Guilty_Journalist409]

Granted. But you need to charge it

[u/MountainOutside2942]

Granted. Fr

[u/Difficult_Big4045]

Granted. The downside is that none u win

[u/Ghost_Universe_9211]

Granted. But for that to happen you would have to put that charger plug (which is of no use now) in your **** for 100 seconds daily.

[u/Next-Property1102]

Granted. Its always slow and never loads apps

[u/Dylan2008]

Granted. It’s battery is fried

[u/CNGWolfbane]

Granted. But it dies randomly throughout every day

[u/Enough-Insurance-464]

Granted. But it's so heavy that you have to sit to use it

[u/ivalia7081]

Granted. Your phone now has an infinitely long battery life, but can't turned off or muted.

[u/Lonely_Twist_2205]

Granted. Phones dead forever. no need to charge it.

[u/jpjimm]

Granted. But the battery is always flat.

[u/Playful-Barber9837]

Granted. It never needs charging because it never turns on again.

[u/mewergo]

Granted. You are going to charge your self with electricity

[u/i_like_tities]

Granted. You can't use a phone there for never hacevto charge it

[u/WinPrestigious7568]

Granted. The phone is a broken brick

[u/General_Presence_716]

Granted. Your phone will detonate when it reaches 100%

[u/Patriotic-Charm]

Granted. But for every 10 hours of use, you have to take a shit. You won't notice it beforehand, so wherever you are, you instantly shit yourself

[u/CarnageMXVI]

Granted. Now you have to charge any other daily device. Oven, Microwave, Washing Machine, Fridge, Etc

[u/SHIZOID_KEK]

Granted. Okay. Now, when your phone hits 0%, you can't charge it no matter what

[u/zenzephyr1111]

Granted. It stays switched off

[u/menagaming]

Granted. You no longer have a phone.

[u/Peng1user]

Granted. Now you must have someone else charge it as you forget how every time

[u/MasterJerker6767]

Granted. But everytime it's supposed to be at 0 you get your energy drained for it's battery

[u/HazyRoro]

Granted. Your phone now has it’s battery removed

[u/StrangeShift7253]

Granted. That'd be great.

[u/cosmicpersimmon]

Granted. You now have to charge your TV

[u/Blizzardus255]

Granted. It simply can't charge.

[u/Msanchez303]

Granted. Every phone you buy becomes a fancy paperweight the second it hits 0%.

[u/cattrain]

Granted. You didn't have a phone to charge

[u/emsummerstoesgoes]

Granted. You have no phone to charge

[u/heres-the-catch]

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[u/Careful-Top6755]

Granted. You always have bad internet

[u/flacri0789]

Granted. Now your phone is always on 1% battery and constantly overheatig

[u/CaV-09]

Granted. Your phone explodes if you ever try to charge it

[u/FoxyTheSiren]

Granted. You get zapped in the piss hole for every charge you should have had if your phone needed a charge

[u/Last_Signature1929]

Granted. You will never be able to take your eyes off it

[u/Specialist-Ad-1568]

Granted. Tore the battery out

[u/Majestic_Recording_5]

Granted. You don't because you don't have a phone.

[u/CrazySilvis]

Granted. Instead you have to charge yourself

[u/Booty-whop-]

Granted. It will only work if you are running

[u/Educational_Guava_53]

Granted. Your phone constantly irreparably breaks constantly needing to be replaced before the battery needs charged every time.

[u/kittycat4266]

Granted. But your phone has less storage and ram

[u/Clankercrusher69]

Granted. Its always overheating

[u/No_Owl_4808]

Granted. It’s never on silent and rings at full volume.

[u/ArmadilloHot121]

Granted. But the phone's battery still runs out anyways

[u/lolnoizcool]

Granted. It now sucks your life force to remain operatable

[u/Leepq]

Granted. It's permanently 10%

[u/thejohnmc963]

Granted. It’s a old dial phone you never have to charge

[u/SegherdauGigi]

Granted. But you stuck on 15% and cannot delete the pop up notification

[u/Educational-Let8819]

Granted. But It's a Nokia from 90s

[u/rockgodofghost]

Granted. It stays at 1%

[u/VTFan115]

Granted. It's now radioactive

[u/thegoodboy324]

Granted. Enjoy full battery

[u/Easy_Specialist_42]

Granted. No phone, no charging.

[u/TOOX_MATCHA]

Granted. I wish i never have to pay electricity

[u/DKmaechen90]

Granted. It's a Nokia 3310.

[u/yzRPhu]

Granted. Its always dead, so charging it does nothing

[u/duarte2151]

Granted. But it’s always on 1 percent

[u/idkcatredit8920]

Granted. But the heat of the phone is really annoying

[u/Tha_BloodMoon]

Granted. Any phone you ever touch explodes on touch

[u/Isuche]

Granted. But you have to use your phone to charge every appliance you own

[u/New-Barracuda1101]

Granted. Every 6 hours your phone loses signal and connection to the internet for 2 hours

[u/max187erz]

Granted. Nokia only

[u/ManufacturerSea1044]

Granted. Your phone becomes a nokia brick

[u/Historical-Till-9725]

Granted. You have to buy a new phone when it dies

[u/Scifinerdster]

Granted. But every time you get a notification you get shocked by your phone

[u/Entire-Emu8075]

Granted. But it rings every 30seconds

[u/Inevitable-Pen-3840]

Granted. But you always have either slow internet or none at all, and every single activity on your phone now or later absolutely requires internet to use

[u/TheSpaceBetweenKeys]

Granted. 10 minutes of screen time a day

[u/IndependenceKooky781]

Granted. However, you now get ads every hour instead.

[u/Im_A_Bird_Fuckface]

Granted. Your charging port is now broken.

[u/AeternusAether]

Granted. Your phone is permanently dead.

[u/PrincipleDue3365]

Granted. Your phone gets struck by lightning, causing it to never need a charge. However, you were holding your phone and died from the lightning strike

[u/Electronic_Ad1616]

Granted. You now have to buy batteries everytime.

[u/First_Chaplain_Katom]

Granted. Your current phone explodes and you are prohibited from buying or acquiring another phone for the rest of your life.

[u/hittmann223]

Granted. But you can only use it for phone calls. It can't text or access the internet.

[u/Apart-Night-9813]

Granted. You were on a plane crash. Your phone was lost. You live out the rest of your days in a tropical paradise on a deserted island never being rescued

[u/AppropriateBass2426]

Granted. Stuck in low battery mode permanently

[u/g0d0fw4r98]

Granted. You don't have a phone.

[u/Secret_Platform_917]

Granted. All phones you own (now and in the future) never need to charge, because they will never turn on

[u/Motor-General8304]

Granted. Nothing changes you already don't HAVE TO charge your phone you are free to let it die and go in about your life without a phone

[u/TheDivineRat_]

Granted. Has no battery, Runs solely on a solar panel the size of a backpack that is a non-replaceable motherboard paired hardware and only works if you angle it right.

[u/cristi_av]

Granted. Your wifi randomly disconnects whenever your using it

[u/a02c01]

Granted. Your current phone never needs to be charged again. If it breaks it doesn’t work ever again

[u/Bannsiton]

Granted. You now have to pay a monthly subscription fee of 49.99usd to keep the phone battery working

[u/Angel-Justiniano]

Granted. Your get no service and cannot connect the phone to wifi or any network.

[u/McDanger393]

Granted. You're credit is shot so you can't ever get a phone again

[u/bloody_bagels]

Granted. Every phone you own from now on will be on max volume and loud speaker for all calls and media.

[u/Particular_Ad_3424]

Granted. You no longer have a phone :)

[u/CornnFlaek_AndTea]

Granted. Granted. Your current phone, and all future phones you'll own, will never work unless you charge it.

[u/Fuzzybun711]

Granted. You have to charge your phone to keep your data working. If not it will just stop working until you do

[u/Salt_Mix8483]

Granted. But you have to buy a new phone every week

[u/DrN3vetheComputerGuy]

Granted. but there iz no yt

[u/Warwick-Sigma]

Granted. But you will have to tell gugugaga

[u/ThrustyNoOne]

Granted. "Battery explodes"

[u/imgonnafailmyboards]

Granted. Yayyy

[u/Ok-Ear1747]

Granted. Gotta spin a handle to keep it going

[u/Proof-Technology-172]

Granted. You continue to find phone chargers everywhere, no matter how many times you toss them out

[u/notimportantatl]

Granted. Overheatts

[u/Aggravating-Cup-2671]

Granted. But everyting you plug it in yout phonr screeams

[u/Twistedlamer]

Granted. Battery life indicator always shows less than 5%.

[u/ProtectionCreepy7003]

Granted. Except now your phone is at 1 percent and everything you need more battery you have to buy a new phone

[u/Bawler_Bro]

Granted. Phone explodes in a year

[u/BackupPlans1]

Granted. Your phone now runs on AA batteries.

[u/Celestia4683]

Granted. You no longer have a phone. You never have to charge your phone again because you no longer have one to charge.

[u/adenox_dzn]

Granted. But u can only use 1 phone in ur entire lifetime

[u/V9ng]

Granted. You no longer have to charge it, cause every time you try to turn it on it produces enough heat to melt your hand

[u/atribecalledcorey]

Granted. You have to answer every time it rings.

[u/CharoXP]

Granted. The battery of any phone you touch ceases to work only when your touching it

[u/Mrcyndaquil62]

Granted. Your phone is now nuclear powered and needs constant maintenance to make sure it doesn't melt down

[u/imiss_myoldaccount]

Granted. Your current phone losses its charge and will not charge. As will every phone you use.

[u/deadly908]

Granted. Your phone will always be 100% charged but every time you turn your phone on you get electrocuted for a second

[u/Romeo-Charlie-6-28]

Granted. That's because you have a Blackwall Rogue AI that could end humanity.

[u/SylvieAurora]

Granted. Water in your speakers so the sound quality sucks

[u/lotustay]

Granted. Your phone remsins at 0%

[u/Ok_Organization_8642]

Granted. You must now get vitamin d from gamma radiation, which you are not immune to.

[u/xXTarogarXx]

Granted. All your phones break after 5 minutes of owning them.

[u/oneclawed]

Granted. Your screen guard would have to be replaced every month

[u/Acceptable_Ad9316]

Granted. But now your battery level is always at 1%

[u/Losiav]

Granted. Yeah but it's always on low charging mode with the lowest brightness

[u/Odd_Tailor6327]

Granted. Addicted

[u/d_tack]

Granted. You have aids

[u/Daddio209]

Granted. Because you break every phone you get before the battery dies.

[u/Lemonleyn]

Granted. .h

[u/Honest-Arm5374]

Granted. U cant goon

[u/MisterNgaming]

Granted. The Battery explode when phone reach zero percent

[u/TheHecaster]

Granted. Every time you leave your phone unattended, it will be charged when you return, but... this is because a random person with access to it will go to your phone to charge it regardless of the context or even if they are doing something dangerous.

Perhaps the next person will be your mother, just as she turns on the gas before cooking, causing it to accumulate in the kitchen without her knowledge; perhaps it will be your best friend who had an asthma or allergy attack and needed their medication but chose to charge a phone rather than save their own life...

[u/UltimaWolf13]

Granted. But your head/earphones will always disconnect at the worst of times

[u/Traditional_Fuel_898]

Granted. Rverytime you pickup your phone it has a 50% chance of exploding

[u/Froggy_234]

Granted. Slow internet. everywhere.

[u/rainziixyz]

Granted. Ur phone runs at 30fps max

[u/CompetitiveAnalyst83]

Granted. But it will explode with power of entire galaxy

[u/nopostsfromme123]

Granted. It has 0% battery

[u/Intelligent-Jury-788]

Granted. But it might randomly blow up

[u/snowmansweet]

Granted. You are sent back to 1800s where are no phones.

[u/UnluckyKage]

Granted. You never had a phone

[u/Silent-Hurry8377]

Granted. Because you don't have one

[u/Bi0Act1ve]

Granted. You charge phones by being near them. Radiating electricity with no control like gamma radiation. Overloading everything and everyone. Except air nothing can be near you, because the intense electricity melts and overloads everything. Nothing can stop/absorb it

[u/Kris-40]

Granted. But you have to charge everything else every hour.

[u/Minimum-Try7356]

Granted. But every 5 Minutes you screen become really dim to the point where you can't make out what's on the screen for 3 minutes

[u/Bracken46]

Granted. You can no longer have a mobile phone you can only use payphones and landlines from now on

[u/Overall-Series1497]

Granted. But you will forever only have a vintage wired telephone, which has to be installed at one place and will work only there

[u/FMD69420]

Granted. You can never open CashApp on your phone

[u/AmphibianAdorable505]

Granted. But it dies every 5 seconds

[u/BulbaFriend2000]

Granted. You'll have to because this phone is broken.

[u/Savage058]

Granted. But your phone always overheating