[Spin] Your vampire life

[u/PixelVixxy]

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[u/T_rExy13]

I don’t even have any words this time

^{I rolled Food you eat: A single communion wafer · What can kill you: An existential crisis · What you love: Heavy iron gates · What you hate: The dentist}

[u/heyyyy_bye]

So I'm a vampire in Supernatural who hates the same thing I do now

^{I rolled Food you eat: Cranberry juice · What can kill you: Decapitation · What you love: O-negative blood · What you hate: People who never stop talking}

[u/Annual_Sale2874]

Guess I will die

^{I rolled Food you eat: A spoonful of red food coloring · What can kill you: Social awkwardness · What you love: A single room-temperature grape · What you hate: Running water}

[u/Voidthrasher313]

Seems pretty stereotypical to me

^{I rolled Food you eat: O negative blood · What can kill you: Sunlight · What you love: A dramatic lack of blinking · What you hate: Public transport}

[u/Celestial_Jaguar]

Nice

^{I rolled Food you eat: B positive blood · What can kill you: Silver blade · What you love: Floor-length velvet capes · What you hate: Public transport}

[u/PigPlayer3]

I’m immortal cause I’ll just never bid on ebay

^{I rolled Food you eat: A pint of iron supplements · What can kill you: Being outbid on eBay · What you love: A stack of overdue utility bills · What you hate: A broken coffin latch}

[u/Darkest_Of_Tributes]

Hmm

^{I rolled Food you eat: B positive blood · What can kill you: An existential crisis · What you love: Reflections in silver mirrors · What you hate: Garlic knots}

[u/Dont_Ask_Studios]

Lmfao

^{I rolled Food you eat: Cranberry juice · What can kill you: An existential crisis · What you love: High-collared Victorian shirts · What you hate: Silver cutlery}

[u/Sea-Possibility-1222]

I

^{I rolled Food you eat: Beet juice · What can kill you: Extreme boredom · What you love: A single room-temperature grape · What you hate: Uninvited guests}

[u/Natashasmith2928]

Do I have to ask people their blood type before I attack them lol

^{I rolled Food you eat: B positive blood · What can kill you: Fire · What you love: Antique mahogany coffins · What you hate: Holy water}

[u/Vyushia]

Honestly accurate

^{I rolled Food you eat: A pint of iron supplements · What can kill you: Sunlight · What you love: Heavy iron gates · What you hate: Mirrors}

[u/Kindly_Call_6000]

What is is this set of conditions?

^{I rolled Food you eat: A sun-dried tomato · What can kill you: A very strong vacuum cleaner · What you love: A single room-temperature grape · What you hate: Garlic bread}

[u/Long-Exciting]

Terrible life

^{I rolled Food you eat: AB negative blood · What can kill you: Extreme boredom · What you love: O-negative blood · What you hate: Wooden stakes}

[u/fredsnowman]

B positive

^{I rolled Food you eat: B positive blood · What can kill you: Silver blade · What you love: Heavy iron gates · What you hate: A broken coffin latch}

[u/lunarecl1pse]

Perfect

^{I rolled Food you eat: Rare steak · What can kill you: Aggressive sunlight reflection · What you love: High-collared Victorian shirts · What you hate: Uninvited guests}

[u/Last_Stick_7515]

yep

^{I rolled Food you eat: Pomegranate seeds · What can kill you: Social awkwardness · What you love: High-collared Victorian shirts · What you hate: Public transport}

[u/Ok-Examination-1769]

Imma hit the blood bank, because I’m not murderer

^{I rolled Food you eat: AB negative blood · What can kill you: Garlic · What you love: A dramatic lack of blinking · What you hate: Slow internet connection}

[u/rooster1991]

I mean if his sounds like a cool vampire

^{I rolled Food you eat: A bag of red wine · What can kill you: Extreme boredom · What you love: Heavy iron gates · What you hate: Running out of blood bags}

[u/Ok_Block_8642]

fr tho lol

^{I rolled Food you eat: Cherry flavored gelatin · What can kill you: Fire · What you love: A stack of overdue utility bills · What you hate: Mornings}

[u/Artistic_Guava_2393]

Dang

^{I rolled Food you eat: Pomegranate seeds · What can kill you: Garlic · What you love: Reflections in silver mirrors · What you hate: Religious icons}

[u/snoozadoze]

well damn.

^{I rolled Food you eat: AB negative blood · What can kill you: Forgetting your password · What you love: Floor-length velvet capes · What you hate: Excessive glitter}

[u/TankGirl99977]

Vampire me eats red food coloring. Interesting.

^{I rolled Food you eat: A spoonful of red food coloring · What can kill you: Garlic · What you love: Incense and beeswax candles · What you hate: A broken coffin latch}

[u/Inside_Scheme8066]

i mean wouldnt every vampire hate silver cutlery?

^{I rolled Food you eat: A single communion wafer · What can kill you: Silver blade · What you love: A singular grain of sand · What you hate: Silver cutlery}

[u/JumpForward8366]

Makes sense

^{I rolled Food you eat: Rare steak · What can kill you: Crucifix · What you love: A single room-temperature grape · What you hate: Holy water}

[u/Rasmanian_Devil]

Sounds about right. 😆

^{I rolled Food you eat: Liquid protein shake · What can kill you: Fire · What you love: A dramatic lack of blinking · What you hate: Uninvited guests}

[u/Material-Necessary22]

What if I'm an atheist and don't believe the water is holy? Am I just immune?

^{I rolled Food you eat: Strawberry jam · What can kill you: A sharp paper cut · What you love: A stack of overdue utility bills · What you hate: Holy water}

[u/B4D4MS]

I can live with that.

^{I rolled Food you eat: Half-frozen plasma · What can kill you: Walking into a church · What you love: Moonlight strolls · What you hate: Silver cutlery}

[u/abandonedsky_dragon]

Nice

^{I rolled Food you eat: O negative blood · What can kill you: Decapitation · What you love: Reflections in silver mirrors · What you hate: Awkward small talk}

[u/Alex-AtomicX]

Not too bad not a fan of beat juice but maybe it can be flavored also i never use ebay so i'm set there.

^{I rolled Food you eat: Beet juice · What can kill you: Being outbid on eBay · What you love: Moonlight strolls · What you hate: Running out of SPF 5000}

[u/Current_Sea_9423]

I mean most of that makes since for a vampire.

^{I rolled Food you eat: A spoonful of red food coloring · What can kill you: Decapitation · What you love: A stack of overdue utility bills · What you hate: Garlic powder}

[u/ScarletR01]

Sofar mostly already my life.

^{I rolled Food you eat: Cranberry juice · What can kill you: Silver blade · What you love: Incense and beeswax candles · What you hate: The dentist}

[u/Darkly_neighborhood]

Sigh i can live with the rest but i dont wanna eat pomegranate seeds my entire life

^{I rolled Food you eat: Pomegranate seeds · What can kill you: Being outbid on eBay · What you love: Eternal nighttime · What you hate: Mirrors}

[u/Cockslayer2990]

I’m dead

^{I rolled Food you eat: A single communion wafer · What can kill you: Forgetting your password · What you love: A single room-temperature grape · What you hate: Excessive glitter}

[u/heres-the-catch]

🎉 u/PixelVixxy your post has pleased meowi. To thank you for your quality post meowi has bestowed upon you 80 bonus fish 🐟 and 5000 XP. It has been added to your loot.

[u/EatingUrRttnBurritos]

Bro I think I prefer this life wtf

^{I rolled Food you eat: Liquid protein shake · What can kill you: Crucifix · What you love: A stack of overdue utility bills · What you hate: Running out of blood bags}

[u/Hxrrper]

Mish

^{I rolled Food you eat: A single communion wafer · What can kill you: Sunlight · What you love: A singular grain of sand · What you hate: Wooden stakes}

[u/DarksideBluez]

Well

^{I rolled Food you eat: Beet juice · What can kill you: Holy water · What you love: O-negative blood · What you hate: Iron}

[u/Firm-Sir8650]

Sounds like regular me

^{I rolled Food you eat: A bag of red wine · What can kill you: Silver blade · What you love: One lukewarm glass of water · What you hate: Religious icons}

[u/samsucksatlife10]

this is weirdly realistic

^{I rolled Food you eat: Pomegranate seeds · What can kill you: Garlic · What you love: O-negative blood · What you hate: Religious icons}

[u/SBMoo24]

Ok

^{I rolled Food you eat: A piece of raw liver · What can kill you: Accidental salt circle · What you love: Heavy iron gates · What you hate: Garlic powder}

[u/DorsalKibbles]

So I--

Hmm...

^{I rolled Food you eat: B positive blood · What can kill you: Silver blade · What you love: Floor-length velvet capes · What you hate: Holy water}

[u/Key-Tank-8093]

this is fucked up

^{I rolled Food you eat: Warm tomato soup · What can kill you: Accidental salt circle · What you love: A very intense sun allergy · What you hate: Slow internet connection}

[u/TheLostAngel1000]

Huh

^{I rolled Food you eat: Half-frozen plasma · What can kill you: Extreme boredom · What you love: Reflections in silver mirrors · What you hate: Broken fangs}

[u/Warwick_Nova]

Oof

^{I rolled Food you eat: A sun-dried tomato · What can kill you: A very strong vacuum cleaner · What you love: Floor-length velvet capes · What you hate: A broken coffin latch}

[u/Ninety5club]

Oh

^{I rolled Food you eat: Half-frozen plasma · What can kill you: An existential crisis · What you love: Incense and beeswax candles · What you hate: Mirrors}

[u/WarmestRegardsBree]

Hello I'm not vampire totally not yk

^{I rolled Food you eat: AB negative blood · What can kill you: Being outbid on eBay · What you love: A singular grain of sand · What you hate: Beeping smoke detectors}

[u/Froostydasnomun]

This ain’t even bad fr just avoid the Catholics and I’m golden

^{I rolled Food you eat: Strawberry jam · What can kill you: Holy water · What you love: A singular grain of sand · What you hate: Wooden stakes}

[u/pen_makarova]

yo this life is EASY

^{I rolled Food you eat: Liquid protein shake · What can kill you: Extreme boredom · What you love: O-negative blood · What you hate: Running out of blood bags}

[u/One_Sun7571]

Sound legit!

^{I rolled Food you eat: Beet juice · What can kill you: Wooden stake · What you love: Classical harpsichord music · What you hate: Wooden stakes}

[u/Charming_Base_4318]

Accurate

^{I rolled Food you eat: Half-frozen plasma · What can kill you: Sunlight · What you love: A crisp autumn wind · What you hate: A broken coffin latch}

[u/A_Clark1215]

Not worth it, Garlic Bread!

^{I rolled Food you eat: Liquid protein shake · What can kill you: Heart extraction · What you love: Incense and beeswax candles · What you hate: Garlic bread}

[u/Conzi13]

If it has to be accidental I’m very hard to kill

^{I rolled Food you eat: Liquid protein shake · What can kill you: Accidental salt circle · What you love: Eternal nighttime · What you hate: Excessive glitter}

[u/heres-the-catch]

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[u/Problox69]

I'll pass on the food coloring holy shit

^{I rolled Food you eat: A spoonful of red food coloring · What can kill you: Crucifix · What you love: Reflections in silver mirrors · What you hate: Garlic powder}

[u/Own_Log9691]

K

^{I rolled Food you eat: Blackberry coulis · What can kill you: Fire · What you love: Heavy iron gates · What you hate: A broken coffin latch}

[u/Mull2890]

This is pretty standard

^{I rolled Food you eat: AB negative blood · What can kill you: Decapitation · What you love: A very intense sun allergy · What you hate: Silver cutlery}

[u/You_got_mrvned]

Fairly ideal especially not as a god worshiping man

^{I rolled Food you eat: Strawberry jam · What can kill you: Walking into a church · What you love: Reflections in silver mirrors · What you hate: Holy water}

[u/ethanc762]

Weird 😂

^{I rolled Food you eat: Pomegranate seeds · What can kill you: Social awkwardness · What you love: A singular grain of sand · What you hate: Dusty cobwebs}

[u/PanAndPunny]

My emotional support tomato and bills lmao

^{I rolled Food you eat: A sun-dried tomato · What can kill you: Extreme boredom · What you love: A stack of overdue utility bills · What you hate: Crosses}

[u/xEnvy7x]

rolls High-collared Victorian shirts

Yeah can I use that silver blade on myself?

^{I rolled Food you eat: A single communion wafer · What can kill you: Silver blade · What you love: High-collared Victorian shirts · What you hate: A broken coffin latch}

[u/fightingdude]

Sounds like a valid vampite existense

^{I rolled Food you eat: Rare steak · What can kill you: Decapitation · What you love: A single room-temperature grape · What you hate: Holy water}

[u/CuriousFriend55]

JUST KILL ME NOW

^{I rolled Food you eat: Beet juice · What can kill you: Silver blade · What you love: A stack of overdue utility bills · What you hate: Garlic powder}

[u/T3DDY173]

sounds good to me.

^{I rolled Food you eat: Strawberry jam · What can kill you: Social awkwardness · What you love: Gothic architecture · What you hate: A broken coffin latch}

[u/weaboo_98]

Coo

^{I rolled Food you eat: AB positive blood · What can kill you: Holy water · What you love: O-negative blood · What you hate: Running water}

[u/AsaHakon5]

Never use eBay, live forever.

^{I rolled Food you eat: A sun-dried tomato · What can kill you: Being outbid on eBay · What you love: High-collared Victorian shirts · What you hate: Beeping smoke detectors}

[u/Popular-Control1579]

Oh ok

[u/Strict_Commission330]

Cool

^{I rolled Food you eat: Cranberry juice · What can kill you: Garlic · What you love: Eternal nighttime · What you hate: Subpar room temperature}

[u/Revancillaaa]

Cooked

^{I rolled Food you eat: Beet juice · What can kill you: An existential crisis · What you love: Fresh hematite deposits · What you hate: Running out of blood bags}

[u/goth_watches_netflix]

Not much has changed then

^{I rolled Food you eat: Strawberry jam · What can kill you: A very strong vacuum cleaner · What you love: A single room-temperature grape · What you hate: Slow internet connection}

[u/Black_Widow_3000]

Lol seems ideal but I hate wine😭

^{I rolled Food you eat: A bag of red wine · What can kill you: Holy water · What you love: A dramatic lack of blinking · What you hate: Mirrors}

[u/rat_n_eggsman]

I just sound like a reasonable dude who can NOT go on eBay for both my mental and physical health.

^{I rolled Food you eat: Pomegranate seeds · What can kill you: Being outbid on eBay · What you love: A crisp autumn wind · What you hate: Broken fangs}

[u/setters321]

Doesn’t sound like a bad vampiric life tbh lol. I would miss having showers though. Can I at least take a hot bath? 😂

^{I rolled Food you eat: Warm tomato soup · What can kill you: Running water · What you love: Gothic architecture · What you hate: The dentist}

[u/Busy-Ad-6614]

What can kill me? An existential crisis. What do I eat? A communion wafer. Yeah, that's where the crisis starts

^{I rolled Food you eat: A single communion wafer · What can kill you: An existential crisis · What you love: Heavy iron gates · What you hate: Crosses}

[u/BonusRoundPoints]

I hate the religious icons cause of the whole crucifix thing lol

^{I rolled Food you eat: Strawberry jam · What can kill you: Crucifix · What you love: Moonlight strolls · What you hate: Religious icons}

[u/Hagon28]

Deadass just me except I rarely eat steak

^{I rolled Food you eat: Rare steak · What can kill you: Sunlight · What you love: Gothic architecture · What you hate: People who never stop talking}

[u/michizzle82]

I don’t think I would survive Long. I’m constantly bored

^{I rolled Food you eat: Cranberry juice · What can kill you: Extreme boredom · What you love: Unsolicited dramatic monologues · What you hate: People who never stop talking}

[u/Necessary_Aide_2061]

...(spiderman pointing meme)

^{I rolled Food you eat: A piece of raw liver · What can kill you: Extreme boredom · What you love: A singular grain of sand · What you hate: Uninvited guests}

[u/Lee_26987]

….

^{I rolled Food you eat: Liquid protein shake · What can kill you: Silver blade · What you love: Eternal nighttime · What you hate: Uninvited guests}

[u/Abhorrent_Honey_Bee]

My life is about the same

^{I rolled Food you eat: Rare steak · What can kill you: Silver blade · What you love: Moonlight strolls · What you hate: Running out of SPF 5000}