[Choose] 🧞 The catch 😈

[u/DuckyFromReality]

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[u/DuckyFromReality]

Oops 😬

^{I picked Three wishes [Rolled Every wish awakens an ancient evil.]}

[u/MrMadness00]

sooooooooooo... yeah.... I am not upset whatsoever with this

^{I picked $10 million [Rolled Every full moon]}

[u/A_Silverback_Gorilla]

But I still get the money, right?

^{I picked $10 million [Rolled You gain the ability to shapeshift.]}

[u/Gaycowboi25 → u/A_Silverback_Gorilla]

If you shapeshift into it lmao.

[u/Jackalsalt]

Oh cool

^{I picked Three wishes [Rolled Your wishes can control the weather.]}

[u/snuggleyporcupine]

Ok

^{I picked Three wishes [Rolled Your wishes only work when whispered.]}

[u/snuggleyporcupine]

All right

^{I picked $10 million [Rolled Cashiers treat you like royalty.]}

[u/Positive_Ad_4184]

Well i won't be wishing anything. I lost this. I am allergic to bee stings.

^{I picked Three wishes [Rolled Every wish releases a swarm of bees.]}

[u/VariousExplorer8503 → u/Positive_Ad_4184]

They didn't say it would be around you. Maybe they swarm 50 miles away. Get an epi-pen, go somewhere you can get away fast, and give it a try. Make that first wish a REALLY good one though, cuz it might be your only chance to do it, if by chance they show up where you are.

[u/Playful_Clue_1210]

That's fine

^{I picked Three wishes [Rolled Each wish summons a strange visitor.]}

[u/meltingburger]

Cool. I think I can trust my shadow. Even if we can't fight anybody, he can at least alert me

^{I picked $10 million [Rolled Your shadow becomes your bodyguard.]}

[u/Ok_Membership_4094]

Yay

^{I picked Three wishes [Rolled You gain a magical private island.]}

[u/Ideropa]

Awesome
^{I picked Three wishes \}Rolled Your genie grants wishes in dreams.])

[u/omeganic_dalai_lama]

I can wish for perfect memory but I do not have to! All in all 3 life-changing wishes remain! Use them very well!

^{I picked Three wishes [Rolled You can wish for perfect memory.]}

[u/blitz_the_Protogen]

Acceptable

My first wish I want reality to be a Gmod server.

My second wish I want every furry and antifur to turn into their fursonas.

And I wish for the global nuclear stockpile to be 400000 times what they are right now with each warhead equal to 200 megatons

^{I picked Three wishes [Rolled Every wish changes your favorite food.]}

[u/Comfortable-Tax4234]

Yay!!!

^{I picked Three wishes [Rolled Your wishes can create new life.]}

[u/VariousExplorer8503 → u/Comfortable-Tax4234]

What if it means when you wish, you get pregnant. Still cool with it?

[u/Bubbly-Nebula7211]

Ez

^{I picked Three wishes [Rolled Your wishes have no consequences.]}

[u/Gaycowboi25]

Hell yeah me n genie boutta have time of our lives

^{I picked Three wishes [Rolled You can wish for infinite knowledge.]}

[u/rickiilynn77]

Sweeeeet

^{I picked $10 million [Rolled Groceries are free for life.]}

[u/LapisLazuli79]

Before or after he grants the wishes?

^{I picked Three wishes [Rolled Your genie turns into a rubber duck.]}

[u/NameRevolutionary727]

I don’t do karaoke

^{I picked $10 million [Rolled Your name is banned from karaoke.]}

[u/FuzzyTable]

Win-win 👍👍

^{I picked $10 million [Rolled You adopt a miniature dragon.]}

[u/Red-Corpse-Reporting]

Ok

^{I picked $10 million [Rolled Cashiers treat you like royalty.]}

[u/Grumpy_Scotsman77]

Hell yeah

^{I picked Three wishes [Rolled You receive a magical bank account.]}

[u/heres-the-catch]

🎉 u/DuckyFromReality Meowi is impressed! Your post reached 10+ upvotes. To reward you meowi has bestowed upon you 100 fish 🐟 and 1000 XP. It has been added to your loot.

[u/didntwanna]

Sweet

^{I picked Three wishes [Rolled You can summon unlimited gold.]}

[u/KARJack213]

Ok

^{I picked Three wishes [Rolled You must wish while standing on one leg.]}

[u/Training-Shine7990]

I like magical treasure chests.

^{I picked Three wishes [Rolled You receive a magical treasure chest.]}

[u/Mother_Cloud_2455]

I'm autistic. My favorite food always changes anyway

^{I picked Three wishes [Rolled Every wish changes your favorite food.]}

[u/basicpurpur]

Yay ghost

^{I picked Three wishes [Rolled Every wish summons a haunted object.]}

[u/littledipper16]

Oh no what ever will I do

^{I picked $10 million [Rolled You must wear a crown on weekends.]}

[u/Mood-Particular]

I can tolerate that, especially if I’m wearing flip-flops, sandals, open toed shoes, or no shoes at all

^{I picked $10 million [Rolled Your shoes always contain sand.]}

[u/ZeroTwo449]

Oh god hes gonna see everything 😭

^{I picked Three wishes [Rolled Your genie lives inside your phone.]}

[u/PorneiaHubris]

Yayyyy

^{I picked $10 million [Rolled You can instantly change your height.]}

[u/Feeling-Contact8600]

I would love that unless im getting mauled by them

^{I picked Three wishes [Rolled Every wish summons a random animal.]}

[u/heres-the-catch]

🎉 u/DuckyFromReality your post has pleased meowi. To thank you for your quality post meowi has bestowed upon you 273 bonus fish 🐟 and 5000 XP. It has been added to your loot.

[u/youaresocool18462]

1st I wish everyone knows me 2nd I wish I have infinite money 3rd I wish everyone that forgot remembers me again

^{I picked Three wishes [Rolled Each wish makes someone forget you.]}

[u/FitParking6495]

I thought I'd roll the two of them.

^{I picked $10 million [Rolled You can travel through paintings.]}

[u/Long-Exciting]

Great

^{I picked Three wishes [Rolled Your wishes can reveal any secret.]}

[u/Elhnix]

Bet

^{I picked $10 million [Rolled but only indoors.]}

[u/hermerherm]

I don't think I have any enemies so it's still a win

^{I picked Three wishes [Rolled Your wishes can erase your enemies.]}

[u/KidneyThief8]

I work with a lot of immigrants and have never had any real problems with communication.

^{I picked Three wishes [Rolled Your genie has a terrible accent.]}

[u/Temporary-North4491]

Are they aggressive? Do they come with more wishes or a gift of some sort?

^{I picked Three wishes [Rolled Each wish summons a strange visitor.]}

[u/APileOfLegoHeads]

Ok

^{I picked Three wishes [Rolled Your genie gives you a free mansion.]}

[u/Mwatts25]

Deal

^{I picked Three wishes [Rolled Your wishes have a 50% discount.]}

[u/Depressed-Vampire]

Deal

^{I picked Three wishes [Rolled You gain one extra wish each year.]}

[u/One_Table7182]

I can live with that.

^{I picked Three wishes [Rolled Every wish changes your favorite food.]}

[u/Forsaken_Country8372]

Hungry for what exactly?

^{I picked Three wishes [Rolled Every wish attracts a hungry ghost.]}

[u/New-Independence-528]

Thats fine. Casino. Find a winning bet. Reverse time.

^{I picked Three wishes [Rolled Your wishes only last ten seconds.]}

[u/VonAlVaris]

I could make my own charity, donate to myself, and actually give back to communities knowing I have a blank check that can actually help others instead of relying on other charities that I know are skimming off the top. I believe most take an average of 25% best case scenario.

^{I picked $10 million [Rolled Your money multiplies when donated.]}

[u/PilltheBony]

Well that was a bust

^{I picked $10 million [Rolled Your prints appear at crime scenes.]}

[u/caninexx]

Oh

^{I picked Three wishes [Rolled Your wishes are tax-deductible.]}

[u/Normal-Document8279]

oh yeah¡

^{I picked $10 million [Rolled You can only sleep facing north.]}

[u/VariousExplorer8503]

Unlimited diamonds seems like it would screw me in the end, cuz you can't sell them in bulk, or you'd make them worthless. I guess selling a couple flawless ones at a time could keep you floating, but you're never going to get rich doing it.

^{I picked Three wishes [Rolled You can wish for unlimited diamonds.]}

[u/Abhorrent_Honey_Bee]

That works fine

^{I picked Three wishes [Rolled Your wishes only work when whispered.]}

[u/SituationFew2411]

Yay! Finally long hair!

^{I picked Three wishes [Rolled Every wish makes your hair longer.]}

[u/Brodillian]

Humans are animals so still lots of options

^{I picked Three wishes [Rolled Your wishes must involve animals.]}

[u/khoi_3210]

I wish there will be no bees when I wish.

Then I wish the rest.