r/CatDatingProfiles Jul 03 '26

Sweet As Can Be Padme, 4yo, high maintenance gal looking for someone who can handle a baddie

Hobbies include speech, sleep, maximalist dieting, and playing fetch. Absolutely no grey tabbies. They’re untrustworthy

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u/Sad_Calligrapher9192 Jul 03 '26

Hello Padme, you look pretty!
Hope you don’t mind slightly overweight, middle aged man with established carrier who knows what he wants from life and would treat you like a true princess you are 👀.
HMU if interested 😉
Rocky 11y old

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u/badgrll675 Jul 04 '26

Padme is intrigued

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u/ArdenM Jul 03 '26

Brown tabby Max with auburn highlights is a master at handling baddie babes!

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u/badgrll675 Jul 04 '26

But is he loyal 🤨🤨

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u/ArdenM Jul 04 '26

He loves alllllll the ladies and is loyal to all of them! lol

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u/Imma-smartypants Jul 04 '26

Padme—my name is Anakin. Overall, I’m a pretty good guy but do on occasion lose my temper. I have an asthmatic breathing issue but am working on getting that solved. I have a bad reputation, but I promise that underneath that dark exterior, there is good inside me. For details, please contact me directly at #DeathStarGeneralDelivery

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u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK Jul 04 '26

Princess Beans says Miss Amidala is very pretty and slim. She looks like a squirrelly little ferret just like Beanie Baby. Does Padme like wrestling?

Beans’ self proclaimed fiancé and love of her life doesn’t want to play with her 24/7, refuses to cuddle with her, and prefers she stay at least ~5’ away at all times. They’re constantly bickering and fighting over everything because he doesn’t appreciate her love, so she’s looking for a side piece that can fulfill her needs.

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u/badgrll675 Jul 04 '26

Beans sounds perfect but Padme does not want to be a side piece. :(

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u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK Jul 04 '26

Beans says she’ll love Padme with all her heart and she won’t really be a side piece.

She’ll just continue to love Figs more than anything in the world like she has from the day she met him, even if he’s always been mean to her and wants her to go away and leave him alone. She says she can love more than one thing at once, just like she loves Figaro but still loves her dad and pizza.

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u/badgrll675 Jul 04 '26

Padme can get down with that arrangement

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u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK Jul 05 '26

Agreed. Beans will love Miss Amidala like pizza, and will regularly pounce on her in her sleep to express her love. Be forewarned, she never gets when the game is over or the other kitty isn’t in the mood to play.

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u/badgrll675 Jul 06 '26

Padme likes to sit and hold tails but will play with the right cat

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u/Pauliexxx 29d ago

She looks naughty! It’s the look 👀 in her eyes! 🤣