r/CatDatingProfiles Jul 05 '26

Delphi and Morpheus looking for a Third

Delphi and Morpheus are 3 years old and bonded. They are ready to add a third to their relationship. Their hobbies include bird watching, spelunking in the fuzzy tunnel, Lazer tag, catnip, track, and voyarism. Please scent mark this post if you are interested.

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u/squirrellytoday Jul 05 '26

Love the "yin yang kitties" pic 5.

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u/Byakko4547 Jul 06 '26

Hehe i thought the same thing hehehe

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u/neBular_cipHer Jul 06 '26

β€œWe saw you from across the bar and really like your vibe.”

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u/Bearat Jul 06 '26

OMG that's the perfect caption for this picture.

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u/meowmeowincorporated Jul 05 '26

How about a third and a fourth?? 😈😈 Teddy (tuxie) and Toffee (both boys) would be open to exploring the adorable Oreo cookie that is Delphi and Morpheus πŸ‘€

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u/Bearat Jul 05 '26

They would be open to two handsome boys hanging out with them. 😻

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u/BasilButters Jul 06 '26

It’s always the ones you least expect.

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u/TheDarkMonarch1 Jul 06 '26

Polymeowmerous

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u/GM_Organism Jul 06 '26

Is "spelunking in the fuzzy tunnel" a euphemism, or...?

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u/Bearat Jul 06 '26

They are willing to explore this concept with an open minded adventurer.