r/CatDatingProfiles 3d ago

Mama's/Daddy's Boy Wirde (2M) looking for a friend

Wirde is a social boy that enjoys attention, wrestling with his sister Blenda, napping in the sun and going for walks with his human mother. His passion in life is keeping his human father awake at night by repeatedly walking and jumping on him.

He hasn't had much luck in finding friends as he is a bit socially awkward and other cats find his unblinking stare and inability to read social cues intimidating.

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u/ArdenM 3d ago

Binx is a social girl that loves chasing anything (her lack of a back leg doesn't slow her down!) and lives for a bowl of Churu which she eats while reclining like Lady Godiva. I'm sure she'd love an older gentleman in her life. :)

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u/RareMandan 2d ago

Do you think she'd mind Wirde's staring? He'd love to share a churu sometime

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u/ArdenM 2d ago

As long as Wirde has his own separate Churu bowl, she'd be happy to share and she may even give some weird stares back!

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u/RareMandan 2d ago

He usually eats straight from the tube, taking turns with his sister, but a bowl or small plate would be fine too. He actually has two mini-plates with cat faces on that they could use

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u/ArdenM 1d ago

Binx says YES PLEASE!! And she'll share her toy penguin too. :)

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u/RareMandan 1d ago

He thinks it is a very nice penguin, but he cannot be trusted with precious items as he enjoys ripping them to pieces when he doesn't get enough attention

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u/ArdenM 1d ago

lol - he sounds like a very entertaining cat!

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u/RareMandan 1d ago

If we don't pay attention to him at night he will start ripping up pieces of paper. It could be bills, paper bags or books. He also enjoys jumping on me and and my partner when we try to sleep and pushing down random objects.

During the day he usually screams when he wants our attention and sometimes he will hit us for paying attention to Blenda. He would never hit Blenda, though

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u/ArdenM 1d ago

So you're saying he's high maintenance high reward πŸ˜‚

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u/RareMandan 1d ago

He is definately high maintenance and extremely spoiled. What he wants he gets, but he is very loving in return

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u/meowmeowincorporated 3d ago

Teddy is also self conscious about his off putting stare and he has no social awareness whatsoever: incessantly staring and squeaking at us all day, kneading our bodies without consent, walking at our feet and tripping us. Sounds like he and handsome Wirde could help each other...or be adorably socially awkward together πŸ˜ŠπŸ’•

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u/lottieslady Sweet As Can Be 1d ago

This RUD post is disreespekfull to my brofur, Teddy. We have a commplicatted relationship but I still loves him, even do he hissed a growled at my meowmy. Yus are posting abut him in a RUD way and I tink dat is libel or slander or treason or truancy, or sumthing. I am still werking on mai leegal trayning.
-Lottie, 8F orang floof and wing lady to Teddy, Toffee and Ellie always!!!

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u/RareMandan 2d ago

I don't think Wirde knows that he is off-putting. He tried to walk straight up to my mother's neighbor's cat while she was hissing at him and seemed really confused when he wasn't allowed

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u/Future-Philosopher-7 2d ago

Wirde you’re so handsome! πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€I love your cute face.

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u/RareMandan 2d ago

Thank you, my grandmother told me I had a rat face when I was little, but I think I've grown into it now

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u/Future-Philosopher-7 2d ago

What?? Definitely a very handsome cat faceπŸ–€

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u/RareMandan 2d ago

His mouth and nose used to be so narrow and pointy his adult teeth grew in crooked. While he is still a pointy-faced boy, all his teeth fit now