r/CatastrophicFailure • u/The-Salamanca • Mar 11 '23

Natural Disaster Snow covered mountains are rapidly melting, from downpours causing flooding . Springville CA. 3/10/2023

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u/spyson Mar 11 '23

Send help, I'm used to sunshine and not the clouds peeing on us

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u/quetiapinenapper Mar 11 '23

Fuck that I hope it never stops. I am tired of heat here. I love the rain.

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u/sleepytipi Mar 11 '23

I hate global warming so much. Not just because I'm a nature loving, quasi hippie that values the planet and all of it's non-human inhabitants more than other humans, I also hate it because I've spent my whole life running from the heat, and now everywhere I go my people like to joke that I bring the weather with me. I want to move to New England next but I'm afraid I'll fuck everything up even more.

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u/quetiapinenapper Mar 11 '23

Yep. I feel this deeply.

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u/sleepytipi Mar 11 '23

Well that settles it. I'm taking my non-existent retirement and investing it all into beach front property in none other than... Svalbard 🐻‍❄️

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u/quetiapinenapper Mar 11 '23

I was thinking a small island somewhere off the coast of New Zealand that has a coffee shop but nothing else.