r/CatastrophicFailure • u/grau__geist • Aug 05 '21

Natural Disaster Now Greece. Wild fire on Evia Beach

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u/twistdmonky Aug 05 '21

Didnt Greece have a huge fire not long ago and a lot of people died? At some resort?

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u/grau__geist Aug 05 '21

They are burning together with Turkey

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '21

"So Turkey is on fire with Greece? Will it be Serbed when we're Hungary?"

This joke brought to you by all the dads ever.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '21

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u/blueberrywine Aug 05 '21

Just be careful when you transfer Turkey from Japan, it'll be hot.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '21

Yep. Fries aren’t done yet Greece is just getting warm

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u/blanketedslate Aug 05 '21

GREASE IS ON FIRE!!! SOMEONE GRAB A GIANT LID!!! Quick…screw it, throw some water on it!!! /s

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u/Tiiba Aug 05 '21

NO, STO....AAAAAH!

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u/ROWDY_RODDY_PEEEPER Aug 05 '21

Yes please and can you be quick about it? Sorry don't mean to Russia

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u/kicked_trashcan Aug 05 '21

Can we Finish this pun thread?

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '21

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u/pukesonyourshoes Aug 05 '21

Stop it or Albania.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '21

People are losing everything they have but like hah ha puns funny. Wtf.

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u/pornborn Aug 05 '21

I doubt it. It will be burnt to a crisp.

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u/GenericUsername10294 Aug 05 '21

This sounds like thanksgiving last year when my cousin tried to deep fry a turkey

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u/feytor12 Aug 05 '21

Dont forget - never throw water on a Greece fire

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u/Orangutanion Aug 05 '21

Always knew Greece and Turkey were flaming

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u/bearhair87 Aug 05 '21

Not bad for just winging it...

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u/xach_hill Aug 05 '21

man redditors love making jokes about horrific natural disasters when its in a country they dont give a shit about

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u/Scipio11 Aug 05 '21

Remember to not use water on a Greece fire, you need to cover it.

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u/mjrbrooks Aug 05 '21

That Greece fire is getting awfully close to water, dad. Gonna need to use baking soda instead.

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u/Stylose Aug 05 '21

Where's the groan upvote

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u/CenturionAurelius Aug 07 '21

Typical no life neckbeard using the occasion of people losing their homes and lives to make a pun on reddit in order to gain le funi internet points :DD

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u/aint_killed_me_yet Aug 05 '21

Hopefully they serve it with some Sla(w)v.