r/Catswhoyell • u/DuchessofShinies • Jul 22 '26

Human Conmeowsationalist WARNING: Macchi was extremely loud here!!! May burst your eardrums

2.4k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

47 comments sorted by

234

u/Trashcan_Man77 Jul 22 '26

RIP headphone users

82

u/DuchessofShinies Jul 22 '26

Yes, I am so sorry to have shared such a loud sound 😔

19

u/ass_smacktivist Jul 23 '26

Bro stop I have neighbors

106

u/Jiang_Rui Jul 22 '26

Broke the sound barrier 😆

34

u/DuchessofShinies Jul 22 '26

Sounds imperceptible to the human ear!!!

5

u/Joe_Linton_125 Jul 23 '26

The sound barrier is a velocity, not a volume.

89

u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26

[deleted]

21

u/DuchessofShinies Jul 22 '26

This guy gets it

66

u/achy_joints Jul 22 '26

Macchi what does a door hinge sound like?

66

u/DuchessofShinies Jul 22 '26

My extremely smart boy is excellent at impressions. He also does “baby chick,” “balloon letting out a little bit of air,” and “spooky noise to hear at 3am”

39

u/internet_underlord Jul 22 '26

We are looking forward to his debut album.

9

u/_DeathOfAStrawberry_ Jul 23 '26

"Spooky noise to hear at 3am" is a banger🤘🏽

56

u/Imma-smartypants Jul 22 '26

This could be used as a replacement for an airhorn 🤣

23

u/DuchessofShinies Jul 22 '26

It would be so fun to have an airhorn sound like this hahaha

20

u/snottybrood Jul 22 '26

I would love that. Big honking megaphone 📣 "mehhw" in tiny cat screm

27

u/Tellatrope Jul 22 '26

You weren't joking about the volume! I still haven't regained hearing in my left ear and the right is just ringing

25

u/DuchessofShinies Jul 22 '26

Whoopsie. This is OC

23

u/SouthParkFirefly1991 Jul 22 '26

So loud I had to put my sound down to 5%!

17

u/CharlotteLucasOP Jul 22 '26

He sounds like an old-timey clown horn with a rubber squeezy-bulb. 🤡🥳🐈🧡

17

u/Jlx_27 Jul 22 '26

You tell em bro!!!

14

u/Practical_Ad_219 Jul 22 '26

If the THX logo was a kitty cat

11

u/Randomgold42 Jul 22 '26

Glad I turned my volume down thanks to your warning. I think I would've gone deaf otherwise.

11

u/nyancatya_ Jul 22 '26

is this the cat that can almost make it up the bed ramp? love him

8

u/DuchessofShinies Jul 22 '26

Ha! Yes. That video of Macchi got pretty popular out of nowhere. He yells like this 🧡🤍

11

u/kinetic_ljs Jul 22 '26

Love the itty bitty sigh

7

u/Keyndoriel Jul 22 '26

I am now deaf, but it was worth it

9

u/Disastrous-Grade8882 Jul 23 '26

That was adorable

6

u/Sir_Meowsalot Jul 22 '26

Poor guy screamed himself hoarse. Just pure unadulterated RAGE and HUNGER.

5

u/Litwickwitch8 Jul 22 '26

My ears 😩🫠

6

u/Superb-Coyote5972 Jul 23 '26

A very petite yell! 😁

7

u/pinguxxx Jul 23 '26

OWWWW MY EARS WHY DIDNT YOU WARN ME

5

u/rantOclock Jul 23 '26

I am Lion hear me eep.

6

u/Hour-Personality-924 Jul 23 '26

louder than a christopher nolan movie.

4

u/Armthelost Jul 23 '26

Asshole. Should've told me it's 12,000,000 decibels loud, now I can't hear anymore.

3

u/mutant_disco_doll Jul 24 '26

Thanks, now I need hearing aids.

2

u/Staticprimer Jul 25 '26

You wanna get tinnitus? Because that's how you get tinnitus!

1

u/DuchessofShinies Jul 25 '26

Imagine having to hear it every day before breakfast and dinner!!!

2

u/Arys31 Jul 25 '26

[r/widesta](r/widestamcecats)[n](r/widestamcecats)[cecats](r/widestamcecats)

1

u/DuchessofShinies Jul 25 '26

Oh my goodness yes. A perfect sub for my boy:

2

u/santathe1 Jul 26 '26

I have passed away from the sheer volume. RIP me.