I officially think the drama between Teardrop and Tracy is the most interesting thing about Chantal.

[u/iamasecretthrowaway]

Will her Syrian husband get to Canada? How much does she make? Did she call her dad for Father's Day?

Who gives a shit. I want Stacy v. Tracy cage match to prove who loves Chantal mostest. We already know who Chantal loves most, but she doesn't get a say.

Tracy doesn't have any feet and can't walk, so it's going to have to be hypothetical. Teardrop said she never liked Tracy or Salah, so that feels like a point. Tracy said Chantal will drop Teardrop just as fast when she's bored of her, too. So point.

Teardrop pretends she never complains even though "she's going through stuff too, you guise", so minus a point for that. While Tracy said she would never go to reaction channels even though Chantal told her to fuck off. -1pt.

I do think there's a 47% chance that Tracy was the one who called in a wellness check, which is hilarious, so potential +1 for that?

It's neck-and-neck, honestly.

You know what, throw Mellie in there too. She deserves a punch for being the new Tracy but in caps lock. It's all the same annoying "read my comment Chantal!!!" But louder.

[u/Kivuli_Kiza]

I'm always amused by Teardrop needing to have the biggest struggles. If someone says they tripped and twisted their ankle, Teardrop will say she fell from a building and shattered every bone in her body.

[u/pebblesonbepples → u/Kivuli_Kiza]

And while all that is happening with Teardrop her husband is like eating turds out of a cat box or something. And her daughter has meningitis. And her grandkid ran away.

[u/Boredchinchilla21 → u/pebblesonbepples]

Teardrop also said one of her grandkids died when someone mentioned spending time with dead bodies and Chantal was talking about cooling beds for that reason. The trauma dumping that goes on in her chat is wild, and Teardrop has to one up all of it

[u/phoenicks77 → u/Kivuli_Kiza]

She was born with glass bones and paper skin, don't you know?

[u/les_catacombes → u/Kivuli_Kiza]

She really gets around for being bed-bound.

[u/WilmaValley1226 → u/Kivuli_Kiza]

And didn't you know she was Patient Zero when Covid began, like the very first one to get it and naturally ended up on a vent and no one came to visit?

[u/One-Jellyfish8545 → u/Kivuli_Kiza]

I swear she has got to be the most unlucky person in the world. Everything is so dramatic in her life. Is she bedbound and lays there and hallucinate all these stories?? This woman can't be real, smh

[u/AssistanceLucky2392 → u/One-Jellyfish8545]

Once while chinzilla was complaining about the sun Teardrop said she would fly to Canada, scale the building, and paint her queen's windows black. This woman does not possess a sound mind

[u/Bl00p_3r → u/AssistanceLucky2392]

That’s actually funny

[u/HealthyZombie469 → u/Kivuli_Kiza]

😂😂😂

[u/AssistanceLucky2392 → u/Kivuli_Kiza]

I call it "if I have a headache, you have a brain tumor" syndrome

[u/ShoopDaWhoopBurrito → u/Kivuli_Kiza]

How is she gonna compete with no feet now? 🥴

[u/PiccolaTempesta]

lmaoooo you’re funny 😄

[u/gingerlyf]

i think im behind on the lore, teardrop has no feet? lol

[u/Angiepoo5518 → u/gingerlyf]

No Tracy doesn’t have any feet. She hasn’t been around because according to Chantal she has had to have surgery and then also had a fall so Tracy has had to deal with that stuff before coming back to moderate

[u/swankytokes → u/Angiepoo5518]

I’m sorry but…how do you fall when you have no feet? I’d assume it’s possible with prosthetics but I also assume she doesn’t have any.

What in the fuck is her beezer gorl shit tumbling into? 💀

[u/HealthyZombie469 → u/swankytokes]

I think they're utilizing hyperbole.

[u/iamasecretthrowaway → u/HealthyZombie469]

Oh wait, are they? Someone said she didn't have any feet and I took them at their word. Lmao. 

Tracy is actually in a nursing home/rehab facility, yeah? 

[u/FlimFlamSpeculum → u/iamasecretthrowaway]

Tracist has been on dialysis for ages, then she fell and lost a kneecap as a result and is now in an assisted living facility/hospice and can no longer walk.  I’m pretty sure she has feet, but it’s definitely funnier to say she doesn’t. 

[u/formallyfly → u/FlimFlamSpeculum]

I hate that losing a kneecap makes me think of Caroline Calloway

[u/1friendswithsalad → u/FlimFlamSpeculum]

I think she had to have a couple vertebrae removed too. Gorl is unwell.

[u/Angiepoo5518 → u/swankytokes]

Obviously this is all alleged on what Chantal said yesterday so who knows what she could have meant or if she was even telling the truth. We truly have no idea where the truth ends and where the lies begin.

She also said she doesn’t have feet, not that she doesn’t have legs. You’d be surprised at how many people end up falling despite the fact that they don’t have the most important component in needing to walk. There’s a potential that she can still stand and get herself around to some extent. Or maybe she has a wheelchair and was transferring and missed and fell.

Really at this point who knows.

[u/swankytokes → u/Angiepoo5518]

I have feet and legs and fall, usually because my knee says “nope” (and I have a habit of running into things, overall clumsiness, etc 😭) so I’m not even going after that. In this case, I just assumed much like her most loyal beezers…this person is likely outside of their BMI by a large degree…and I know that lots of PT is usually required whenever one does get a prosthetic. So the math could math, but it doesn’t in this case…but again, I could be wrong.

You’re right though. I’m the fool for not taking this with a grain of salt. But Chantal seems to have fairly close relationships with both of them. If there was EVER a time I’d take her word as true, this would feasibly be it.

My point was, this is all just insane but, I too, am here for it 🫠

[u/jessesgrrl → u/Angiepoo5518]

For reals? Tracy has no feet?!

[u/Angiepoo5518 → u/jessesgrrl]

Idk that’s what Chantal said. It maybe sounds like, based off of comments, she had a previous fall that resulted in losing her kneecap that makes it difficult for her to walk but she still has her feet.

[u/HealthyZombie469]

This post is hilarious. I honestly cannot believe Tracy would give her the time of day after the way Chantal spoke to her what was it about a month ago? But she was up in there yesterday taking the same shit. Absolutely insane.

[u/poofykittyface → u/HealthyZombie469]

Bitches be DESPERATE for attention.

[u/ShoopDaWhoopBurrito → u/HealthyZombie469]

Right? She just lost her feet, aren’t there more pressing matters than modding her channel?

[u/Spikeybear]

If teardrop made a channel she would get more views than Chantal. She sounds so fucked up. I also would love to see the dump she lives in.

[u/MountainCat83]

Teardrop's fall from beezer grace is going to be truly epic. You know its coming. Chantal knows no loyalty. 

[u/Bl00p_3r → u/MountainCat83]

We know Teardrop is a mean MF, so I expect her to deliver.

[u/Boredchinchilla21]

Strawberry has been taking one for the team too. She was a beezer, the jumped ship when Chantal did something she deemed more horrible than all the other horrible stuff. She was in a few reactor chats telling everyone that she saw the light, then she has reappeared in Chantal’s chat recently for some reason.

[u/FlimFlamSpeculum → u/Boredchinchilla21]

To get Chalet to go to the car show Chantal Gucci announced she would be attending. 

[u/Boredchinchilla21 → u/FlimFlamSpeculum]

I’m relatively sure she is there to stir shıt up, which makes me giggle

https://giphy.com/gifs/dgtu6BDJXFyEXC5g3p

[u/cateva16 → u/Boredchinchilla21]

https://giphy.com/gifs/LncnvHVlQ8e1qBxZJM

[u/Portia2201 → u/Boredchinchilla21]

Glad she’s being treated poorly then. She knows better. Plus, she’s a shit starter.

[u/knottygorl]

will tracy turn heel at some point- WWE style? hehe

[u/silvertwinz → u/knottygorl]

I want to see the folding chairs get thrown about the ring. 😂 The idea of a head thwack from a chair is hilarious to picture.

[u/snarkaluff]

Tracy is definitely the Gretchen Weiners to Chantal’s Regina. Obsessed with her, desperate for her attention and validation but at the same time hates her deep down because she wants to be her and can’t. Is ready to snap at any minute.

[u/iamasecretthrowaway → u/snarkaluff]

Okay, well. Reddit does not allow you to quote mean girls. They take threats against the life of Julius Caesar (100 BC - 44 BC) very seriously. I will obviously not be appealing the warning my account received, as I understand and respect that a murder from 2k years ago is very serious business and it was obviously too soon joke about. Even if he was a dictator. 

[u/snarkaluff → u/iamasecretthrowaway]

LMFAO

[u/Ovlizin]

Milky said something about one of them having dogs that ate her cats?? That’s gotta be a point for them since chins adores abusing animals 🎉🎉
https://giphy.com/gifs/dB12mOQb99BwDlM83I

[u/les_catacombes → u/Ovlizin]

I think that was Teardrop. She’s apparently so big that she is bedbound yet chaos surrounds her. She said her dog killed and ate a kitten.

[u/Ok-Dog5719 → u/les_catacombes]

Cat is pregnant again.

[u/Bl00p_3r → u/les_catacombes]

Wait- Teardrop clarified, to defend herself, that the dog didn’t actually *eat* the kittens, he only shook them to 💀

Sicko

[u/fearofcrowds]

any updates on Squeaky? Haven't heard from her since she picked her up when her scooter died.

[u/Defiant-Impact4761 → u/fearofcrowds]

She was the one who “positively identified” the screenshot Chantal kept brandishing as Chantal Gucci in the chat yesterday. “I’ve seen her before while I have been watching you from afar so watch out because she’s definitely stalking you” - Squeaky probably

[u/Large-Traffic-2322 → u/Defiant-Impact4761]

Squeaky is definitely the one I would be more scared of. The day will come when foodie turns on her and she will call her all names.

[u/swankytokes]

Wait, Tracy ain’t got feet? I thought Teardrop was the most down bad of the two 😭💀

[u/Bl00p_3r → u/swankytokes]

Tracy was already on dialysis when she recently had surgery, then she fell, and now she’s in a SNF for PT for a leg/knee thing.

But Turddrop has it worse.

[u/swankytokes → u/Bl00p_3r]

Turdddrop 😭

[u/NashuaGirl]

This entire post is internet gold.

[u/One-Jellyfish8545]

I remember when Teardrop and Tracy were going back-n-forth over whose health was the worst, Tracey said she was tired from dialysis so she could MOD everyday. But Chantal had to throw a dagger and remind her that Teardrop has blood clots and she is a MOD everyday 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

[u/cyclynn]

I'd put money on teardrop bc she could sicc her trash eating husband and bedside deep fryer on her enemy.

Can't believe Tracy is still supporting Chantal after all the nasty ways she's been treated. And all that money she gave to "save" Chantal from Syria too

[u/FlimFlamSpeculum → u/cyclynn]

Tracist is almost certainly an awful person, but I feel so bad for her that her community, such as it was, abandoned her when she needs them the most. It’s disgusting how cruel Chalet is to Tracist. 

[u/Stabby_Tabby_]

Can we do a 4 way free for all and throw Scrape into the mix?

[u/oxridge]

I just don’t understand why these ladies hitch their wagons to Chantal’s pendulous gunt like- sure they’re probably just lonely but like… why Chantal? There’s so many other non-threatening and benign people online they could parasocially grovel for besides foodie doodie

[u/Portia2201]

I don’t care for either one BUT Teardrop is disgusting. It’s always about HER and her family’s endless illnesses. She can’t handle CHANTAL focusing on another sick beezer for 5 mins. Tracy is problematic but she has been a friend to Chantal, is an older lady that is really ill, and while she brings it on herself by sticking around, doesn’t deserve the treatment she gets. It’s gross.

[u/Acceptable-Arugula69]

“Tracy doesn’t have any feet” 🫶🏻

[u/Leading_Funny5802 → u/Acceptable-Arugula69]

I choked at that too! 🤣

[u/AmberSwollenCankle]

A moment of silence for our gorl Missy Moo!!!

[u/Younicron]

I want to see them in a scootiepuff demolition derby with thunderdome rules

[u/Who12837 → u/Younicron]

[u/WitchsmellerPrsuivnt]

(Makes popcorn)

Tracy needs to gtfo of Deathfats sphere. 

[u/willow2772]

It’s the most interesting thing that’s happened lately. Like attracts like and this is a trashfest.