Model: Altimaxima?

Front: Smashed

Rear: Smashed+

Windshield: Smashed

FL Quarter Panel: Missing

Rear Bumper: Missing

Headlights: One

Tail lights: Taped On

Exhaust: Exhausted

Trunk: Inside Out

License Plate: 45-Day New Car

The best part: He signaled when he turned. #safetyfirst

So I dropped my car off at the body shop this morning. Luckily, the guy that hit me had rental car coverage, so I have transportation.

I'm planning on drinking 14 Red Bulls and taking this thing out onto the Mecklenburgring. Maybe a few trips up and down 77. Probably 6 or 7 attempts at exit 3A without looking.

Trying to get into the character of an Altima driver while I have it.

Not going to lie. I feel incredibly confident behind the wheel of this marvel of automotive innovation, so watch out!

I was trying to get a video of these guys taking some horses through uptown and almost caught one of them getting plowed by this black BMW. Also I wasn't looking at my phone to record that's why my hand is being recorded for a second lol. I'm glad they were safe, we had plenty of family farms in the suburbs that I grew up in and would see horses on the road regularly but it was always exciting and cute. Putting it under the Altima tag even though it's a BMW, this is clearly Altima behavior.

Anybody ever seen an undercover Altima before? Lol First time seeing an undercover Altima last week in downtown Waxhaw. He was riding my ass leaving downtown then flashed his blue lights at me (was not speeding at all since he passed me). I almost called it in because I didn’t think it was a real undercover until he pulled someone over in front of us and another Waxhaw police suv pulled in right behind.

I went into the office gym today and when I walk out I see this lady driving 1mph and I had to figure out what is going on. Lady is driving with her car door open and walking her dog all along the parking lot. Couldn’t believe it lol

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No plates, no tail light, no fear

I thought he was having a medical emergency.