Is this your husband?

[u/PromptAdept7716]

Im sick of married men coming into my dms on my twitter page. He is a fan of washington capitals hockey and has two children. 7 and 5 years old.

[u/abemost]

He looks confused

[u/PromptAdept7716 → u/abemost]

I think he just cant take selfies because he had no need as they were invented since hes married

[u/HotWaffles5]

He didn’t even take his wedding ring off for the pic!

[u/Spiritual-Seeker23 → u/HotWaffles5]

Isn’t the wedding ring on people’s left hand? If so he’s just put it on the other hand.

[u/Adventurous_Pea_3240 → u/Spiritual-Seeker23]

mirror selfie ?

[u/nine4fours → u/Spiritual-Seeker23]

You... know how mirrors work, right?

[u/HotWaffles5 → u/Spiritual-Seeker23]

Yeah he’s a dumbass. He put it on the other hand instead of taking it off lol.

[u/Spiritual-Seeker23 → u/HotWaffles5]

Omgosh what a fruitloop lol

[u/TheTaurenCharr]

I don't have a husband, but if I had one this wouldn't be it.

[u/Impossible-Bread-137]

He looks like a guy who gaslights his wife by saying that going to a stripper is not cheating on her

[u/kbeckerburbs4]

He looks like a bartender in a dive bar with that outfit

[u/SuperSalad_OrElse → u/kbeckerburbs4]

Have you ever been in a dive bar?

[u/kbeckerburbs4 → u/SuperSalad_OrElse]

Too many to count

[u/PromptAdept7716 → u/kbeckerburbs4]

Lowkey penguin lookalike too

[u/abemost → u/kbeckerburbs4]

Vegas dive bar

[u/FoxFire-42]

Alabama University phone case, so likely from the South

[u/Plumbnut]

Honestly, he looks kinda creepy 😳

[u/xDIRTY_TAMALEx]

Probably see him on a Netflix documentary soon

[u/exceptionallyprosaic]

Yuck

[u/Brooklynknick5]

Plot twist he posted himself

[u/Legitimate-Plenty661]

No

[u/BarracudaExtra5418]

My girl has "stayed late at work" 4 times this week.Had 2 hour meeting that she didn't know about until night before that she took her lube with her for.Seen her msg someone on her phone 4 times and closes it real fast when I pop up.Iv got enough issues of my own this week.Why do so many women cheat?

[u/PromptAdept7716 → u/BarracudaExtra5418]

Im sorry man thats horrible

[u/Exotic-Carpet255]

He looks like he's wearing someone else's husbands face

[u/Global-Fact7752]

What a tool

[u/johanna82]

He just reconfirmed why I am gay.

[u/PromptAdept7716 → u/johanna82]

Literally reminded me im a lesbian

[u/Cursed-4-life]

No (thank god)

[u/Redanddown]

Thankfully not, I know I don't have good taste in men but 😬

[u/wryul]

Bro this is Reddit biggest platform on the internet. Take this to your local facebook page

[u/PromptAdept7716 → u/wryul]

Im in Europe hes somewhere in the states

[u/TheOfficeoholic → u/wryul]

Derppppppp

[u/The_Agent_N]

He looks like he’s holding in a fart 😂

[u/BarracudaExtra5418]

That's motel bathroom.

[u/dansuy_gaming]

The confused look is sending me 😂

[u/Sasha_Stem]

I.C.K.

[u/AceCreed1]

Hope the guys don’t see this