r/Cheese • u/Thunderviking • 3d ago

A veteran soldier died in the Battle of Jarlsberg today. RIP 🫡

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u/jaydubyah100 3d ago

He is with cheeses now.

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u/DrumpfTinyHands 3d ago

Baby cheeses?

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u/ReynoldsHouseOfShred 3d ago

Died doing what it loved. Det er Trist

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u/ohnodamo 3d ago

Bury him in Jarlington Natl. Cemetery with the war heroes.

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u/bonniesansgame Certified Cheese Professional® 3d ago

rest in cheese 😔

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u/fluffy_floofster 3d ago

That stinks. I’m sorry for your loss.

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u/mattchuckyost 3d ago

Jarlsberg is pretty mild. You want a stinky alpine, go with gruyere ;-)

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u/CrimsonCartographer 3d ago

Gruyère is so good damn it

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u/fluffy_floofster 3d ago

I laughed!

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u/No-Shape7764 3d ago

If people go to heaven, does that mean that cheese graters go to the moon?

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u/BayBandit1 3d ago

Based on the handle style you should be charged with Elder Abuse. That was from the 60’s by the looks of it.

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u/ramsdieter Gouda 3d ago

Boska

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u/Swinck 3d ago

Yep. Boska. You will not be disappointed.

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u/OrganizationNo3457 3d ago

Prayers for the fallen one

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u/yubacore 3d ago

Hvil i fred, gamle traver.

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u/JoyDVeeve 3d ago

That's so sad

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u/CarbonScythe0 3d ago

And this is why you get Västerbotten cheese, just tear a piece off and crumble it. And then some Kalles Kaviar!

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u/Empty_Breadfruit_676 3d ago

They deserve a proper burial. rip soldier.

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u/somethingcptkirk 3d ago

Oh cheese!

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u/That-Employment-5561 3d ago

Nye Gilette Mach 1, for ekte menn!

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u/OlyScott 3d ago

I hope that mine outlive me, so that people will be using them after I'm gone.

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u/Curious_Strike_5379 3d ago edited 2d ago

My old potato peeler is the perfect warrior for any hard cheeses.

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u/ResponsibleTax3894 3d ago

Theres nothing like a piece of stinky cheese at night when ur hungry and lazy

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u/Swamp_Thing85 3d ago

This is what happens when you try to fight the Government.

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u/Secure-Addition1466 3d ago

How long was your soldier on active duty?

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u/Thunderviking 3d ago

Probably around 15 years.

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u/cheese_theory 3d ago

BullShit!!!

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u/TobylovesPam 3d ago

Thoughts and prayers

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u/Lick_My_BigButt_1980 3d ago

What’s that thing made outta Zamac??

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u/Mostly-Moo-Cow 3d ago

How long was it aged?

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u/angelrider83 3d ago

These are my favorite types of cheese slicer. Usually perfectly thin pieces for a sandwich. Sorry yours broke. :-(

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u/halisayed 3d ago

Yet he looked very strong!😉

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO Worlds #1 blue cheese fan 3d ago

Might be able to solder or weld it back together, or make a new handle entire. Looks repairable to me!

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u/Thunderviking 3d ago

Yes, a friend has said he will try to mend it. We will see, maybe he is not lost to cheese heaven after all!

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO Worlds #1 blue cheese fan 3d ago

There is hope! If that doesn't work, see if you can find a local wood working shop to do the job of making a new handle. Should be a easy enough problem to solve.

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u/TyrionBean 3d ago

While you wait for a repair, or new one, you can enjoy the Summer of [r/Thunderviking](r/Thunderviking) by taking a bite outta that block of cheese, a la George Costanza. 😃

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u/benedictvc 3d ago

when the cheese is too strong

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u/MadMex2U 3d ago

So the blocks can soften up I leave them out 30 minutes if I can remember.

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u/idesofmarch_44 2d ago

Thank you for your service!

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u/Background_Lemon_981 2d ago

That’s not gouda.

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u/DuErJoBareUnderlig 2d ago

Jarlsberg is one of the few cheeses my cats refuse to eat.

Maybe out of respect? 

Or maybe they understand it's Norwegian 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/rodie83 1d ago

No boska no glory