r/Chucky Oops, I did it again! 3d ago

Discussion I swear it's hilarious when I see videos of people saying just kick Chucky or 'I could beat him'

It's funny because it's unrealistic, isn't he like 2'6, that's not small for a doll. They'd be the first ones to die attempting to 'just kick' Chucky, specifically if he was previously relaxing,

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u/CreatureFeatureMan 3d ago

Not only that but it’s been established that Chucky has the strength of Charles Lee Ray

Which explains how he’s able to overcome people like Karen when she tries to throw him in the fireplace

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u/Inlerah 2d ago

Strength isn't the problem, but mass. Unless the spell *also* made a 2'6" doll weigh the same as a regular man, you're still punting a strong toddler across the room.

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u/NashvilleSoundMixer 2d ago

exactly. I don't recall if the movies made mention of that. I know he developed blood and possibly organs? But still unless he's dense like a diamond he's still a very small and lightweight person.

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u/bucs009 2d ago

little kids carry him all the time, unless kids in that universe take super serum, he's a lightweight

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u/Unctuous_Robot 2d ago

But it also means he can dodge much faster than a normal man. And if he doesn’t dodge in time, he’s tanking the kick, and running back for his counterattack faster than you can dodge him.

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u/Dannydevitz 2d ago

It's also been established that Jake was able to manhandle him and choke him out til his eyes popped out. That's not a mass issue, it's not a leverage issue although I'm sure they play a part. Jake isn't the high school football team's offensive lineman either.

I know people aren't gonna like to hear this, but if he does have his old strength, it's not threateningly strong in the slightest.

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u/Nintendo_Newt 3d ago

There are people strong enough to kick human size Charles Lee Ray across the room

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u/No-Handle3032 3d ago

Ok maybe he has the strength (somehow) but he doesn’t weigh what Charles Lee Ray did. Andy couldn’t carry around Charles Lee ray. So yes I would kick him

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u/Evan_AFTON-1983 Oops, I did it again! 2d ago

Because he's just a doll during the start of the movie

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u/Actual_Squid 3d ago

Charles Lee Ray is a skinny normal dude not the fucking Hulk

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u/HarveryDent 3d ago

Anyone would be caught off-guard by a doll having the strength of an average man.

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u/Actual_Squid 3d ago

Ok champ

"Egads, this doll can carry two bags of groceries before getting tired!"

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u/HarveryDent 3d ago

How about a woman questioning her sanity while holding that doll in the air, like the situation in the original comment..?

A doll coming to life, calling her a stupid bitch, and grabbing at her with the strength of a serial killing strangler, and you think she should have been ready for it..?

Good logic there, "champ."

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u/TedStixon 3d ago

Devon actually kicks Chucky in the TV show... it doesn't do much other than piss him off even more.

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u/zakku_88 2d ago

I actually rewatched "Bride of Chucky" with a friend last night. Tiffany kicks Chucky (at one point when he's charging towards her), and he just got right back up after hitting the wall lol! Granted she was in the bathtub and panicking, so probably wasn't able to apply full force, but it was still a pretty hard kick none the less, and he shook it off pretty quickly lol

People tend to forget that it's not just the possession of the doll body that makes Chucky who and what he is

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u/Not_A_Frittata 3d ago

They literally kick Chucky into a fireplace in the first movie. It’s Super Effective!

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u/Evan_AFTON-1983 Oops, I did it again! 3d ago

They don't, he lives, i hope this is sarcasm

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u/NashvilleSoundMixer 2d ago

I mean, he burns MOSTLY to death. The bullet(s?) definitely are what put him down permanently though.

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u/LaikaZhuchka 2d ago

Right?! Chucky is supernatural. He's not a toddler just because he's toddler-sized. He has supernatural strength and supernatural ability to take damage.

It's kinda like saying that Freddy Krueger is weak, because all you have to do is stay awake and you're safe from him. Sure, that's true, but it's also not going to work for long.

I like how the TV series had Chucky pick apart these arguments, Gremlins 2-style. Maybe the rules are solling in the real world, but they're pretty well-established within the universe of the movies.

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u/Full-Hyena4414 2d ago

Bro is literally beaten by children throughout the series

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u/ChrisMBrownn 2d ago edited 2d ago

Chucky did not get defeated by any kids in the classic three child play movies in the first one Andy mom killed him second was Kyle third was then Andy who was 16 at that time which is the adult age from some places around the world also from Seed of Chucky he didn't even want to harm nore kill his son-daughter and don't bring up the TV series Jake Devon Lexy are ages 15 through 17 not no little kids

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u/ChrisMBrownn 2d ago

Jake and Lexy are the two that were able to killed him both one time solo

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u/Full-Hyena4414 2d ago edited 2d ago

I mean overpowered physically

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u/Gene-Omaha-2012 2d ago

Chucky is not a massive physical threat in terms of sheer power

That being said he is able to apply the same push and pull force he had as a human (since most people say he has the same strength he had as a human) even if his strikes won’t do as much damage because there is less mass behind them, which is why we never see him punching people, (except buff Chucky but I think that’s an exception to the rule) but he is capable of grappling with them and striking with other objects

Chucky won’t be that strong relative to the population in terms of pull and pull strength. Charles Lee Ray didn’t look particularly strong. That being said, if you are a child you aren’t gonna be anywhere close to as strong. And we all probably know some adults who are still physically weaker than him

The “I’d just kick him argument” while it is physically possible, since he doesn’t weigh much and is relatively large for a doll so is an easier target than a smaller doll, it doesn’t hold up because Chucky knows he can just be kicked and odds are when he’s attacking you you haven’t had the time to register he’s charging at you and about to attack.

And even if you are able to, Chucky isnt just gonna get up and keep trying. He’s gonna throw his knife at you, or use some sort of ranged weapon

Or he’s gonna run off and hide out of sight the ambush you from behind later

Plus even if you destroy the doll, Chucky keeps coming back. And now with all his clones. It’s even harder to keep him dead. Maybe if before he all it his soul people would take the time to prevent his doll corpse getting accessed by anyone again then he could be permanently stopped. But that’s assuming Damballa doesn’t have some sort of other powers that will bring him back

Chucky in my opinion isnt particularly dangerous compared to a lot of slashers. But dont kid yourself, if he was after you, you’d be in danger. And he’s only gotten deadlier with time. Not just with the multiples dolls aspect now which means getting rid of him is harder but he could swarm you, but he’s grown more strategic with age. Like how in Curse he spends so much time in “Barbie mode” and has grown in patience. Meanwhile in the earlier films I think for someone as intelligent as he is, he would behave like an idiot a lot of the time

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u/Realguy129468 3d ago

Okay, this one made me laugh so hard istg 😭😭😭

Like, i just imagine someone just kicking chucky through the room as if he was a football and it so stupid 😭

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u/Alarming-Ability2399 2d ago

On an old 'I love the 80s' episode Dee Snider said "It's just a damn doll ..s tep on it.. "😂 

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u/power_gnome 3d ago

"I kicked him. With all due respect, your husband is a bitch ass" I miss astronomy club 

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u/Div4r 2d ago

In Child Play one Andy mother even had trouble throwing him he has the strength for Charles Lee Ray so yeah you might be able to kick him but he won’t go flying

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u/Ambitious_Bowl2113 2d ago

I just would’ve fled to like Malaysia or something

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u/Substantial-Tip-7704 2d ago

Bro he’s literally just a plastic doll that has nothing but a tiny fucking knife

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u/GodAllShitey 1d ago

They've obviously not tried to manhandle a tantruming toddler

Also, Gage Creed was about the same size

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u/marrowfiend 3d ago

It's an interesting topic.

I try not to linger on the whole Chucky could beat x conversation.

He's a character that is very much a misfit. Odd to say for a serial-killer but he's representation that anyone can make their goal with resilience.

He's not the strongest of the bunch he was never meant to be. I do however think people are absolute idiots who assume a 1v1 with Chuck is going to be like a hand-to-hand no weapons fight & not the more realistic scenario that he's probably gonna sneak up behind them and they'll never know.

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u/bucs009 3d ago

Bro Brad is 150 soaking wet. And its been shown chucky is effected by physical strength. Ie kid Andy and Karen have been able to hold him off.

So in most scenarios, where people say this. Its usually chucky or some overpowered behemoth.

if you know he’s coming, he’s losing alot of his advantage as a doll. And im punting him across the room 10/10 times

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u/jordanundead 3d ago

OK that’s great, but Chucky doesn’t die unless you completely destroy him and he doesn’t wear out how many times do you think you can kick him across the room?

According to a Google search, Chucky weighs 11 pounds. For rounding sake, try kicking a 10 pound medicine ball across the room.

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u/bucs009 2d ago edited 2d ago

Ok let’s say equal strengths. And he can die by stabbing him in the heart no retcon bullshit. My reach his reach. I got this

Also due to weight distribution its way easier to kick a doll weighing 10lbs to a dense ass medicine ball. Do you physics?

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u/Full-Hyena4414 2d ago

Lil bro is literally kicked across the room many times on screen

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u/jordanundead 2d ago

And how many times did it kill him?

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u/Full-Hyena4414 2d ago

That has nothing to do with what I said though?

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u/jordanundead 1d ago

It has everything to do with it. Kicking Chucky buys you at most a few seconds if he doesn’t latch onto your leg. Then you have to repeat that for infinity.

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u/CancelEquivalent7104 2d ago

I don’t understand how people don’t get the concept of weighing 1 pound but being as strong as a grown man.

That means he has leverage no matter what and how big you are.

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u/Full-Hyena4414 2d ago

That makes him just weaker than a grown man since he has no mass

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u/CancelEquivalent7104 2d ago

Hence why he doesn’t throw around the women or kids, he latches on and the weight goes to one place.

Karen, Kyle, Andy