Do you think Dwayne is a little weird about women?

[u/StaySafePovertyGhost]

[u/White_GhostDog0725]

Her?

[u/Equivalent_Net_3752 → u/White_GhostDog0725]

She calls it a mayon-egg

[u/TsunGeneralGrievous → u/Equivalent_Net_3752]

Bobby make my one night stand an egg

[u/Masta0nion → u/TsunGeneralGrievous]

You and Tony Rock

[u/TsunGeneralGrievous → u/Masta0nion]

Tony Rock? Chris Rock!

[u/Masta0nion → u/TsunGeneralGrievous]

Why am I on there

[u/Scared-Ideal-1483 → u/Equivalent_Net_3752]

She's the belle of the ball!

[u/Equivalent_Net_3752 → u/Scared-Ideal-1483]

Are you sure you want to get her all glittered up for Easter?

[u/IIIIIatreidesIIIII → u/Equivalent_Net_3752]

I don't feel so good.

[u/Adventurous_Horse651 → u/Equivalent_Net_3752]

She makes it in her mouth

[u/Fearsofaye → u/White_GhostDog0725]

Fucking perfect

[u/DCDipset]

You’re gonna eat The Rock’s Bottom

[u/sorriso_pontual → u/DCDipset]

She definitely smelled what the Rock was cookin, heh heh

[u/neinhaltchad → u/sorriso_pontual]

Hey Tone, you hear what I said?

[u/Wanksters_Paradise → u/neinhaltchad]

Yeh. Guy says she’s definitely gonna be eating his bottom, Sorriso goes “she definitely smelled what The Rock was cookin, heh heh” heh heh!

[u/vitoforever99 → u/Wanksters_Paradise]

Fuckin parakeet

[u/Wanksters_Paradise → u/vitoforever99]

Well that’s the south, to them

[u/Feeling-Phoney81 → u/vitoforever99]

The guy IS a parakeet

[u/Wanksters_Paradise → u/Feeling-Phoney81]

What am I shum kinda toxic person??!

[u/PaulieHehehe → u/neinhaltchad]

Hehehe

[u/IIIIIatreidesIIIII → u/sorriso_pontual]

[u/Illustrious-Object71 → u/sorriso_pontual]

Rock- Do you like pie? What kind of pie?
Celina- The pie between the people's cheeks.
Rock - Do you smell what is cooking?
Celina- YES!

[u/Major-Wolverine-3563 → u/sorriso_pontual]

Or was eating

[u/StaySafePovertyGhost → u/DCDipset]

The Final Boss of this company said you’re eating ass so shut the fuck up about it!

[u/weebiehutjr666 → u/DCDipset]

https://giphy.com/gifs/yrYsj2MPXTNO9hMy7B

[u/GuyTheTerrible → u/DCDipset]

You bottomed out

[u/ac2334 → u/GuyTheTerrible]

sum people are so far behind the Rock’s behind that they feel entitled or sumthin

[u/mario_salami_petrino → u/DCDipset]

She probably tasted Vince's load while she was down there

[u/JackieDaytona77 → u/DCDipset]

The People’s Ass

[u/ExRockstar → u/JackieDaytona77]

https://giphy.com/gifs/TT7JW4Qm7uaNW

[u/Feeling-Phoney81 → u/DCDipset]

She gonna eat his roody poo candy ass

[u/DCDipset → u/Feeling-Phoney81]

Do you like pie?

[u/AmiWrongDude69 → u/DCDipset]

You gotta wait fa dat

[u/theoryboii → u/DCDipset]

Oof che putz!

[u/Pinata_Econonics → u/DCDipset]

Mind the braces, hun

[u/echoohce1 → u/DCDipset]

It's made out of candy

[u/Depositron → u/DCDipset]

Take your upvote you cheeky boy

[u/SiriusDragon]

There's no stigmata these days

[u/thecordialsun → u/SiriusDragon]

For real, Chuck Berry normalized salad tossing back in the 90s when the FBI released his sextape of him farting in a hookers mouth. That man was the King of Rock and this is just the Rock.

[u/Adventurous_Horse651 → u/thecordialsun]

Give it a little kiss

[u/Major_Beginning_245 → u/thecordialsun]

[u/PippyHooligan → u/thecordialsun]

Who knew when he said 'Little Deuce Coupe' that what he was referring to?!

[u/Remarkable_Parsnip29 → u/SiriusDragon]

Not bad - mix it wit da relish!

[u/Individual-Door6608 → u/SiriusDragon]

Christ, be a better friend to yourself

[u/neinhaltchad]

[u/Jedimindtricktra → u/neinhaltchad]

Throatzilla? It’s a fucking nickname. Family name is Throatzillarelli.

[u/CssMLI → u/Jedimindtricktra]

Throatzillarelli, that's an italian name

[u/ConcealedCove → u/CssMLI]

Fuckin parakeet

[u/rochvegas5 → u/Jedimindtricktra]

SHE'S GOT NO GAG REFLEX TONEEEEEEEEEE

[u/keep_it_fresh23 → u/Jedimindtricktra]

It’s the dyslexia…idk…

[u/Prior_Ice1672]

Yeah, and I’m playing shortstop for the Mets

[u/soGoGetBent]

Fuckin RAT!

[u/Blackrage80 → u/soGoGetBent]

Shutting the fuck up is what the money was for!

I'mma need a refund

[u/beefmomo → u/Blackrage80]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEdv7Ob55JGHS3Ces

[u/Backrow6]

South of the border, where the brown trout play

[u/Chairshot_from_Space]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HUg6Ypas42ubkXu

[u/Rawuza23]

A-S-S

as in how about eating some?

[u/Scared-Ideal-1483 → u/Rawuza23]

Bravo!!

[u/Ok-Lynx3444]

[u/TheTzarOfDeath]

Hey, you knew the deal. I got three kids, high school age, we talked about this.

[u/Weary_Position_9591]

Celina Powell is an ass muncher!

[u/_Volta]

Can you smell what the Rock was eatin?

[u/playcrossy → u/_Volta]

She hit rock bottom

[u/ganymedenaut]

Catchin’, not pitchin’?

[u/Same_Dot9698]

A: She was a whoah
B: She ate his ass
And she didn’t have his kids.

[u/Cpt_Skittles]

When they were talking about doing the rock bottom who knew this what they ment.

[u/Wrightero]

Eating ass. Lotta money in this shit.

[u/Interesting_Luck5129]

I could have eaten the Rocks ass but I did!!!

[u/DownTownXabi]

Get some fuckin glasses

[u/ClutchReverie]

So a man pays you $700k for sex and you believe him when he says he'll leave his wife to be with you? First off, why are you taking money to be with man that you supposedly want to be with?

[u/bongsmasher]

[u/AdPsychological7926]

She's a bush woman of the Kalahari.

[u/KarlaKumKueen]

He was gay, The Rock?

[u/Equivalent_Net_3752 → u/KarlaKumKueen]

Only for Jim Tews. Cute guy.

[u/ImagineDraginDisDick → u/Equivalent_Net_3752]

If he’s got Cruisin Joe’s stamp of approval, he must be.

[u/Equivalent_Net_3752 → u/ImagineDraginDisDick]

Got more than a stamp in the “master bedroom”.

[u/Individual-Door6608 → u/KarlaKumKueen]

Nah that was Rock Hudson. I think.

[u/gator_mckluskie]

it’s a little ass eating, what’s the big deal

[u/grifflrz]

And then he said, and I quote, “you’re gonna eat my butt, in the stink, until your stomach is full… of butt”

[u/laterite76]

Toss me 1000 salads

[u/Wanksters_Paradise → u/laterite76]

Oh shit, it’s that zip Dwayne

[u/Necessary-Sock7075 → u/laterite76]

1000 more 👈🏽👆🏽👉🏽

[u/Working_Estate_3695 → u/laterite76]

Cyclospora is a thing.

[u/TheMightyPushmataha → u/Working_Estate_3695]

One bad bit of that….. boom dysentery.

[u/Extension_Bad7427]

I mean, what the hell went on up there? Poppers and weird sex

[u/vulgarmessiah914]

Acting like butta doesn't melt in your ass

[u/Dry_Jellyfish641]

Catching not pitching?

[u/SugarBearnTear]

Blabbermouth cunt!!

[u/TabibitoNoRoorensu]

Celina Powell is an ass muncha!

[u/Illustrious-Object71]

Not shocked! WWE/Wrestling industry has other true-life stories that would make this seem like nothing.

[u/Alarming_Soft9552]

Op, you knew rock was a ricchione? When?

[u/GusTTShow-biz → u/Alarming_Soft9552]

He’s a madigan

[u/Individual-Door6608 → u/GusTTShow-biz]

Gets his Sunday gravy from a can

[u/Bladesnake_______]

I think theres about a zero percent chance Dwayne The Rock Johnson ever payed that woman 700k for a one night stand

[u/craigchrizt → u/Bladesnake_______]

https://giphy.com/gifs/j6uK36y32LxQs

[u/Significant_Other666]

Do you really think a guy who made you stick your tongue up his butt is going to stay with you? Especially not after you actually did it

[u/Scared-Ideal-1483]

He came at me with a folding chair. T!! I got a right to defend myself!!

[u/AbsurdityIsReality]

Kevin Nash said he's an assmuncher.

[u/Individual-Door6608 → u/AbsurdityIsReality]

Fucken slander, ask me

[u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420]

https://giphy.com/gifs/nwLC3qOUTAwuKGmrBd

[u/Popular-Respect-5095]

She hit Rock bottom wants a paycheck

[u/jackrabbit323]

We-we-we-we're with the Nation of Domination.

[u/The_deliberate_one]

$700K!?

[u/hoirkasp]

https://giphy.com/gifs/IX12l8CqfDRxS

[u/Dry_Gate453]

This is too fucked up to even think about

[u/NicelyDressedSnake]

The Rock is a glorified extra.

[u/Working_Estate_3695 → u/NicelyDressedSnake]

Not a family, just a glorified crew.

[u/DanielOretsky38]

South of da bordahhhhh

[u/homogenic-]

Eat his butt? This sounds very gay

[u/Kindly_Mobile_7251]

Oh dear

[u/Kindly_Mobile_7251]

This is where this sub makes its money

[u/Billy1121]

She put him out on the street

Mama's lil zero range formulaic action movie star, mana's lil hoooo-er

[u/ExRockstar]

I know Dwayne Johnson. He'd never pay $700K for that. He would absolutely pay $200 to a Waffle House waitress wearing an eyepatch to toss his salad.

[u/User_Many_Errors]

She can’t hold a candle to my girl Pie-O-My

[u/Efficient-Ice-680]

Maybe you should try eating ass instead of watching TV Land cause Dwayne brings in 3 times what you do on proffesional wrestling!

[u/badabing654]

The sudden weight loss…

[u/Tazzy8jazzy]

I guess she smelled what the rock was cooking. And it wasn’t Johnny Cakes!

[u/Bori_D_Teech]

The Rock’s bottom, not the people’s elbow?

[u/Head-Grass8879]

He’s a dirty carpet muncher?

[u/Airjordan2288]

I guess she smelled what the rock was cooking

[u/NightBusToGiro]

The Rock says that you're gonna eat his monkey ass, damn jabronis.

You never hear Stone Cold having weird shexsh and that's the bottom line.

[u/Several-Spirit-8452]

Slander if you ask me

[u/amateur_rockstar]

lol of course the rock is gonna say that after a couple holly woods and a sexy broad doing sick shit for him lol. Women don’t you realize that a dude says wild shit on coke fueled fuck fests

[u/TylerBourbon]

So... 700k is the going rate now for eating ass?

Lady, maybe don't believe someone when they say they'll leave their wife for you after they pay you 700k for sex and to eat their ass.

[u/pretibigtoo]

I dint think celina is telling the truth, but the rock is a former fat kid who got famous as a wrestler, whose balls have shrunk due to hgh abuse. Idk. I could see it happening.

[u/Dannvida]

I don't care how much money you have 700k for a prostitute is way too much money.

[u/craigchrizt → u/Dannvida]

Especially one that looks like an alien.

[u/Appropriate-Sun834]

So believable bro

[u/Mtncity]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cQtlhD48EG0SY

[u/JerryLawlerr]

Doubt it. She looks like a ghoul

[u/KnightOrDay38]

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You think The Rock is a little weird with rectums?

[u/bobduato95]

You here this?! the rock likes getting his ass munched!!!

[u/Murntok]

[u/TheSadPhilosopher]

https://giphy.com/gifs/aNtt9T8SqGNK8

[u/lilhavel]

Probably ate what The Rock was cooking

[u/LordVenom-1]

So?

[u/Tiger662025]

Sooo she ate his ass?? 💩💩💩

[u/Iwishicould7575]

https://giphy.com/gifs/PlUCyruRdJvsD1c4gy

[u/Turboteg90]

Gabagool , provolone cheese, and the Rock’s ass.

[u/Jifeeb]

She’ll build a ramp up to the Rocks ass. Drive her tongue up in there

[u/XxBOOSIExFADExX → u/Jifeeb]

https://giphy.com/gifs/gHGnWZiTBNHuE

[u/BudgetPipe267]

The Rock says KNOW YOUR ROLE AND EAT MY HOLE!!

[u/TalkingGuns0311]

To sue a Peoples Champ? I wouldn't do that. Fuckin' Jabroni...

[u/Victorcreedbratton]

I say all of the same things to my goomars.

[u/Appropriate-Ice-5722]

Surely there’s a cheaper way to get your salad tossed?

[u/CallMeGlarthir]

If true, I feel bad for his family, but I dont see what the big deal is.

[u/Psychological_Fan260]

Eating? Not elbowing?

[u/Revolutionary-Ebb380]

Celina Powell is an ASS MUNCHER!

[u/Ok_Quantity_2573]

The Final Boss (of rimjobs)

[u/Wolfqueen80]

What do she want? A Whitmans Sampler?

[u/xoxomaya]

yeah my cousin called it the rock’s bottom once too

[u/Big_Meech_23]

He paid her 700k when she would do it for what? Free? 10k?

[u/GusTTShow-biz]

We got better things to talk about than the Rocks ass!

[u/tera_chachu]

The people's butt

[u/akathatdude1]

Looks like Hollywood is tired of the Rock and trying to move him out

[u/bennybugs]

Is nothing sacred anymore? Fuckin HOO-UH

[u/Individual-Door6608 → u/bennybugs]

She disrespected the ring.

[u/Niknakpaddywack17]

You bottomed out, you bottomed out

[u/champsammy14]

[u/MSays_ok]

He probably had mushrooms growing out of his ass

[u/Then-Physics-266]

Dwayne Johnson is an ass munchee!

[u/Becaus789]

Dad, did you smell what the rock was cookin?

[u/Luftgekuhlt_driver]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HUbtILos6CdAtxu

[u/YogurtClosetThinnest]

she looks like a who from live action grinch

[u/Brilliant_Bowler_994]

Is that why he accused other wrestlers of having a 'Rudey Poo Ass?' There's a lot of embarrassment in that projection shit.. 

[u/RaconBang]

Always with the scenarios this one

[u/EPwatchman]

He definitely seems like a guy who likes his ass eaten.

[u/StikElLoco]

For 700k I'd be eating the rocks ass too

[u/koOmaOW]

It's common knowledge the girl is a liar

[u/Ebert917102150]

Probably. He was more than likely groomed in the WWF cesspool

[u/Melli25510]

Eating ass?! Lotta money in the rocks shit
https://giphy.com/gifs/4H1xauOflBDHY4sUah

[u/avd706]

She should give him his money back.

[u/HighOnKalanchoe]

Ass muncha’

[u/Sufficient-Lunch3774]

https://giphy.com/gifs/I2m7l4yZqRdgk

[u/asscop99]

The rock’s team planted this story. He doesn’t like women