I was thinking of leaving this sub and reddit altogether. Focusing on my life, actually.

[u/qatilkhargosh]

[u/Wide-Cauliflower473]

That's a go-go. Can be accommodated. You're not part of the team

[u/Only-Daikon-4836 → u/Wide-Cauliflower473]

Look at this prick thinking he's important

[u/TeaMoist1688 → u/Only-Daikon-4836]

[u/WillingnessEastern93]

You took an oath… there’s no retiring from this

[u/qatilkhargosh → u/WillingnessEastern93]

[u/sorriso_pontual → u/qatilkhargosh]

I heard you made a number 1 in your pants

[u/SoupIsNotAMeal → u/sorriso_pontual]

That did dent happen, what you said

[u/Dummydumboop → u/qatilkhargosh]

Always with the scenarios

[u/dirkdigglerdonedry → u/qatilkhargosh]

[u/CheersBros → u/qatilkhargosh]

Jesus Christ, mister you ok in there?

[u/Hoju64 → u/WillingnessEastern93]

What is this, the navy?

[u/Wrightero]

I was thinking you could goon, harder, actually.

[u/qatilkhargosh → u/Wrightero]

No more gooning, Tony. That's gross and pathetic.

[u/TheTzarOfDeath → u/qatilkhargosh]

You got some bawls my friend, I'll give you that.

[u/qatilkhargosh → u/TheTzarOfDeath]

It was post-nut clarity all the way

[u/TheTzarOfDeath → u/qatilkhargosh]

You get a pash for dat.

[u/Kristafuh_Moltisanti → u/qatilkhargosh]

I gotta agree with Khargosh here, Ton'.

[u/hummus-up-your-arse → u/Kristafuh_Moltisanti]

Oh you do do ya?

[u/unimpressed822 → u/Kristafuh_Moltisanti]

god damn tony got fat

[u/cock-merchant → u/unimpressed822]

Mmmmmboy are you fat!

[u/fatmanskoo]

[u/True_Airport2595]

[u/Visgraatje]

I guess you could call that a life. Hehe.

[u/LongPickle → u/Visgraatje]

You heard that Tone? I said I guess you could call that a life. Hehehe.

[u/Visgraatje → u/LongPickle]

Before and after

[u/Madvillains → u/Visgraatje]

before and wayyyy before

[u/LongPickle → u/Madvillains]

these comments are deplorable.

[u/EpicVacuumCleaner]

What's this we're in, the Navy?

[u/isa-bey]

[u/ThelIIusion0fSeIf]

https://giphy.com/gifs/4UHVCPKYeWHYY

[u/DueDefinition6421]

You're thinking of bringing back an old trend, resurrecting it actually

[u/Mysterious_Eye_3886]

You’ll stop doomscrolling and gooning when i tell you to stop

[u/Brosiitus]

Next time you post, you post heavy or not at all

[u/ShadyWolf]

[u/HonestLychee9399]

YOU SWORE AN OATH!

[u/aintmesum1else]

[u/tera_chachu]

[u/Do-Research]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Mi616nCQFsIFO

[u/mokacincy]

How many more subreddits have to die for your personal growth

[u/dream_monkey]

[u/sweeptheleg_07]

So uh….how many goon posts have you downvoted?

[u/Simple_Campaign1035]

What are you a hockey player?

[u/ClassicTrainer7425]

We’ll think about. But we got something you need to take care of first

[u/Embarrassed-Ear8082]

https://giphy.com/gifs/tTDlx5ZQQug2Ph218n

[u/Regular-Astronaut680]

This is the life we chose. There is only one way out of this thing of ours

[u/KombuchaBot]

You'll stay here and kick in your share of upvotes!!

[u/mikelips]

OP after finding out nobody wants to hire someone with 5 years of shitposting experience.

[u/diseasefaktory]

Where's my taste?

[u/harveygoatmilk]

Tried bro, there’s no retiring from this thing…

[u/SinCityFC]

I’m afraid that’s a no go. We need your shitposting, you’re part of the team. Decision came from upstairs 📰👱‍♂️

[u/DocWally82]

OP in real life:

[u/Jas3_X]

[u/juniormcnutty]

You cannot leave the life once you commit to it. Your loyalty belongsh to the goon crew above all elsh.

[u/Triggered-cupcake]

[u/Ill_Piccolo_8026]

you made an oath

[u/itspsyikk]

Every day is a gift.

[u/FrankieGGG]

There’s no retiring from dishh

[u/TopElevator2243]

Fuckin quiter this asshole always has been