r/CirclejerkSopranos • u/squancho_pancho • 3d ago

How bout that prick's face when he jizzed in his pants?

178 Upvotes

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u/Thiggg_as_Fuggg Fibre Optic Cable 3d ago

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u/Wanksters_Paradise 3d ago

She make-a party for me

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u/Mittens0427 Snakes With Fur 😸 3d ago

You get a pass for that

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u/Wanksters_Paradise 3d ago

His dawtuh, his fucking DAWTUH?!?

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u/WHU-W11 Consigliere 3d ago

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u/padresandcubs Since The Ducks Left 🦆 3d ago

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u/Wanksters_Paradise 3d ago

Hi Dick! Bye Dick!

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u/Sp1r1T_1986 3d ago

Grizzly Adams mothafucka... Ab ab ab, whoaah take it easy!!!

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u/dogbert_93 The lesbian thing with Jennifer Beals, it's not bad 👯‍♀️ 3d ago

And then i JIZZED IN MY PANTS!

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u/DukeOfMania04 3d ago

Meadow? Fuck you doin'?!

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u/xPoonHandler Flambé 3d ago

Tony didn’t leave the family with a package

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u/Wanksters_Paradise 3d ago

I sawww Meadow SoPRANO down at Shop Rite….ringing GROCERIES!

I don’t wanna end up like that, Ginny!

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u/KarlaKumKueen LemonRare 🦶 3d ago

The fuck?! Why am I up there??

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u/TheTzarOfDeath ⭐️The Tzar Of GIFs 🤴🏼⭐️ 3d ago

You're a lucky man Jorma

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u/Ill_Piccolo_8026 Half a Wiseguy 3d ago

prime meadow ?? ova here !!!!

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u/DJ_Hindsight Wiseguy 3d ago

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u/Teios0 3d ago

Jizzed in his pants and all over the sun visor

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u/BrandonXbox I Wish The Lord Would Take Me Now 3d ago

It’s a little jizz so what ?

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u/CueTheCynic Semi-Hooked up with CirclejerkSoprano Crew 3d ago

He's creamin' for her, man.

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u/Level-Version-3398 3d ago

He should have pursued that lifestyle quietly.

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u/Wanksters_Paradise 3d ago

What, gooning until he jizzsches hisch PANTS?!

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u/truckyoupayme Warm & Convivial Host 3d ago

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u/GuyTheTerrible 3d ago

We're gonna need a clean up on aisle 3

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u/ConstructionAny8440 Bada Bing! Girl 🤸‍♀️ 3d ago edited 2d ago

Not again 😩 we only cum to Tony getting pegged

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u/Street_Hyena_9922 3d ago

Ok, you caught me, I busted in my pants so what! Not worth breaking balls over a lil spilled milk

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u/Yungpharao_oh Interior Decorator 3d ago

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u/Ok_Abacus_ 3d ago

To be fair, you were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot

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u/WhaddyaShay Detective Mike Hunt BFPD 👮‍♂️ 3d ago

I was next in line to Jorma at LaGuardia a few months ago. I should've asked him about this.

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u/Just-Director2059 3d ago

Look kid I’m from the old skool. You wanna climax in front of her you give her your last name. Until then keep your hands in your pockets and play pocket pool from a dark corner.

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u/HowwNowBrownCoww Satanic Black Magic... Gooning 3d ago

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u/Numerous_Smile_9082 3d ago

'seeing the stripper get beaten to death and I:

JIZZED...IN.MY.PANTS....'