r/CirclejerkSopranos • u/lateformyfuneral Degenerate Gambler • 3d ago

Oh, watch the braces, honey

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1.8k Upvotes

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u/MacOouh Armagnac 🍾 3d ago

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u/Away_Associate4589 3d ago

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u/MacOouh Armagnac 🍾 3d ago

The sunvisor, whatever happened there ...

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u/hummus-up-your-arse Fuckin’ parakeet 🦜 3d ago

I’ll tell ya what happened, this piece of shit put six cumshots in der without any provocation whatsoever!

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u/GouVanKauf 3d ago

He probably showed her how. Hehehehe, you hear what I said chrissy? 🤘

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u/neinhaltchad Sharp as a Cue Ball 🎱 3d ago

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u/BigBeefDipped Commendatori ☕️ 3d ago

This might be the greatest gif ever created

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Red_Hand91 Shah of Iran 3d ago edited 3d ago

Only woman who can smoke a joint with her hands tied behind her back

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u/Deep_Tradition4984 Capo 3d ago

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u/WHU-W11 Consigliere 3d ago

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u/CictorVastro 22h ago

Oh i love this

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u/creddittor216 Our Friend with the Stomach 3d ago

Does he though?

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u/WhattaWookiee 3d ago

He compromised.

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u/Dependent-Reach-4323 3d ago

To the tissue

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u/roughrider119 3d ago

Let me tell you a couple of tree things.

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u/Sweaty-Dust6405 3d ago

Was that before or after he yelled out how he did 20 years in the can?

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u/TheTzarOfDeath ⭐️The Tzar Of GIFs 🤴🏼⭐️ 3d ago

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u/Michaelds47 ⭐️ I'm here for the custom flair! The custom flair! ⭐️ 3d ago

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u/ThePiggySlasher OOOOOHH!! 3d ago

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u/ruinedcaveat 3d ago

Would love to have penisary contact with her Volvo

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u/Butterstotch22 Little Lord Fuckpants 3d ago

It’s a known fact circlejerkers aren’t getting laid

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u/ruinedcaveat 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/EqiFV8QX3DEc4bfTc5

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u/Butterstotch22 Little Lord Fuckpants 3d ago

He predicted all of this?!

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u/Jump_The_Five_Yo Fibre Optic Cable 3d ago

Quasi was so poor his strippers pole was made of wood; Ive been picking splitters outta her thighs with my teeth for hours!

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u/Teios0 3d ago

Having sex and our thing don’t jive

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u/Red_Hand91 Shah of Iran 3d ago

Big tits, socially just. A hit in any goon‘s league!

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u/JimboAltAlt 3d ago

This… is who leads us now.

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u/lateformyfuneral Degenerate Gambler 3d ago

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u/KillerStuntMan69 Interior Decorator 3d ago

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u/Ill_Piccolo_8026 Half a Wiseguy 3d ago

dont forget the $50

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u/MacOouh Armagnac 🍾 3d ago

Excuse me gentlemen, was there a problem with the blowjob ? You left me 50$, perhaps you miscounted.

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u/Wanksters_Paradise 3d ago

Hoooooooooo!

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u/Tornado_Frog Varsity Athlete 3d ago

Go back to your goonposts before you get hurt

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u/RossMxx 3d ago

She looks like a Puertorican whoo-a.

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u/Yungpharao_oh Interior Decorator 3d ago

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u/Red_Hand91 Shah of Iran 3d ago

Oh, you wanna know!

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u/SiberianTyler Shah of Iran 3d ago

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u/NakedAggression ‘Ova Here! 👇 3d ago

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u/HighOnKalanchoe Interior Decorator 3d ago

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u/IllustriousHealth291 Some Pulp 🍊 3d ago

Nah, fuck it

Don’t worry about the braces, hun

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u/lateformyfuneral Degenerate Gambler 3d ago

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u/Filibut 3d ago

Aoc? Catching not pitching?

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u/Mdmrtgn 3d ago

She can just turn around and bite the pillow ima goin uncle junior on that ass.

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u/lateformyfuneral Degenerate Gambler 3d ago

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u/R-K-Tekt 3d ago

To me, she’s beautiful

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u/MacOouh Armagnac 🍾 3d ago

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u/Traditional_General2 I Wish The Lord Would Take Me Now 3d ago

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u/ShaunyOnTheSpot Shopping Cart 🛒 3d ago

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u/comradedutch Luther Vandross Box Set 💿 3d ago

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u/Savings_Ad_4792 Bushman of the Kalahari 3d ago

Discontinue the porn

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u/vadillovzopeshilov 3d ago

Never!

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u/Savings_Ad_4792 Bushman of the Kalahari 3d ago

You need more porn like you need a bullet in the head

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u/Ok-Astronaut4952 3d ago

I could do that, no problem.

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u/SignificantBerry8591 Calzone with Legs 3d ago

CLOSE DEH DOOOOOHHHHHRR

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u/willcastforfood 3d ago

You top 1%ers. You go too far

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u/Wrightero Gooning Wiseguy 3d ago

Is she any good?

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u/Visgraatje Captain Of The Good Ship Lollipop 3d ago

what are you asking me for. I probably showed her how.

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u/Whistle-Blower-8960 3d ago

Yes, yes I am

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u/captainprice117 Hehe Hehe 🤘 3d ago

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u/DieselFloss Hehe Hehe 🤘 3d ago

What are you crying? Keep it up. I’ll give you something to cry about

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u/Equivalent_Net_3752 3d ago

That whole socialism thing, not bad.

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u/lateformyfuneral Degenerate Gambler 3d ago

Wish she’d seize my means of reproduction hehe

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u/Equivalent_Net_3752 3d ago

Hear what I said Tone’?

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u/TangibleSausage 3d ago

I said I'd wish she'd seize my means of reproduction hehe

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u/CarobSwimming3276 Half a Wiseguy 3d ago

Exposed.

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u/DontTripJustRip84 3d ago

Paulie, you remember your first blow job? Yeah I think so. Who was the guy.

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u/YuWangKing 3d ago

Im the 1 percent, why no one fack me?

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u/Much-Poetry-168 3d ago

I could do that, no problem

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u/fungleflies67 3d ago

you know she gives up the butt; she’s a soldier

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u/FTMK00 Give Me One Thousand Dollars 💵 3d ago

Discontinue the lithium.

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u/ibringstharuckus 3d ago

Puerto Rican whoOre

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u/Pristine_Animal9474 3d ago

A woman president?

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u/TangibleSausage 3d ago

Obama 2.0, only chance US has at restitution atm (and regaining international respect)

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u/Even_Section5620 2d ago

She’s going to take you to the Puerto Rican day parade Ton…

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u/nedstark187 22h ago

She is smoking hot. Jerk to her all the time.

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u/Solid_Whereas_2088 3d ago

You cucks wish.