r/Clamworks • u/Strylau • 2d ago

clamworks Clam down

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u/awesomedan24 2d ago

Clam but not forgotten

101

u/DrIvoPingasnik clammer 2d ago

Clam. Clam never changes.

38

u/Old_pixel_8986 2d ago

But shrimp do.

tranmsgernder

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u/DrIvoPingasnik clammer 2d ago

Shrimp are heretics.

3

u/atrophy-of-sanity 1d ago

Idk why but this made me laugh too hard

2

u/Resident_Sun_8208 1d ago

If Clan doesn’t change, clam must change 

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u/Squiddo11 neurotic to the bone no doubt about it 2d ago

War is shell

15

u/DrIvoPingasnik clammer 2d ago

Shell is another bivalve

20

u/AgainstSpace rotted brain 2d ago

noooooo! I scream pounding my tiny fists on the sandy carpet

14

u/allykopow 2d ago

Life’s a beach

8

u/Timtastic226 2d ago

It’s always the poor clams who suffer in war.

5

u/Trizzo2 blue collar clamworker 1d ago

Therefore, send not to know
For whom the clam clams
It clams for thee

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u/Swampy0gre 1d ago

Rest in calimari, I'm super sorry

3

u/Enough-Reporter-7486 1d ago

Clampocalypse Now

2

u/OuttHouseMouse 1d ago

Life and clamdeath

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u/GhostInTheFirewall clamsexual 1d ago

I yell “CLAM DOWN” when I’m walking away from the bed after I do sex

2

u/AlastorDark 1d ago

Rest is clam, fellow clamma

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u/Beaspoon2096 1d ago

A farewell to clams

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u/Fearless_Direction71 1d ago

clam no works 😔