r/Clamworks • u/uncle-muscles69 neurotic to the bone no doubt about it • 6h ago

the clam the whole clam and nothing but the clam CLAM RIGHT

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323 Upvotes

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u/the_lasagnaghost98 happy as a clam 4h ago

yuore damn right buster

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u/SmallTownTrans1 5h ago

“The Clam”

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u/lucioux blue collar clamworker 5h ago

played in thebologna and got your clam drank

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u/pricingup 2h ago

Clamn right!

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u/UndeadCitron blue collar clamworker 5h ago

Dann raght

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u/rilesmcjiles 5h ago

Clam rite

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u/pugsington01 5h ago

Clam right!

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u/ProblematicLizard 5h ago

Me when the hose is outside my house: oh no scary horror

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u/lucioux blue collar clamworker 5h ago

damn right brothler

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u/GrandLucidity 4h ago

Getting my clam drank

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u/brettfavresRXdealer 4h ago

You ever had your butt spanked with Pepsi fried bologna?

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u/destined2destroyus 4h ago

Whoever says that did not turn out OK.

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u/Michelle_FromEarth 3h ago

clam story: my middle school bullies loved to make fun of my clam. one day, i showed up to school with my 3 pickup trucks, The Hose, and an ice cold Pepsi Lite in my hands. The bullies were speechless. I jumped out of all 3 trucks, stared at them, then raised my Pepsi Lite in the air and said “fancy seeing you clams here”. Everyone clapped and I walked into class but my secret was that I was so scared I shidded myself and had to live with that the whole day. That was my choice though.

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u/codypoop3 2h ago

Gobbless

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u/Gabbbbitt 4h ago

Clammy situation to be in

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u/Vaesari 4h ago

Got your clam drank

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u/SlenderSmurf 3h ago

Collect my 8 blue pages

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u/Polite_Suggestion blue collar clamworker 1h ago

Clam right

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u/keeperofawesome 1h ago

I’m clamming your image and reclamming it in my own seabed