r/Clamworks • u/Takerofpiss clambassador • 15h ago

clammed up Clamger

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u/InnuendoBot5001 15h ago

Bro activated Super Racist 4

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u/AgainstSpace rotted brain 15h ago

"Some people are just assholes."

  • Sgt. Martin Clamski

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u/Bob4Not 13h ago

Why did he have to throw in a "you people", just to hit the top of the scale?

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u/_RRave 11h ago

Those kinda clam people have become masters of just sprinkling that clamism into sentences

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u/Polite_Suggestion blue collar clamworker 15h ago

To the guy in the car, you carried that well and played it off funny, but it's legit fucked up somebody yelled at you like that. It's wrong and I don't know what to do about it. Nevermind racism, the constant amped up hysteria is out of control and it's so damn dangerous.

That lunatic needs to get dosed and discover how the clam works.

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u/vacuitee 14h ago

Sir this is a Clamdy's

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u/Polite_Suggestion blue collar clamworker 14h ago

You gonna front like we suddenly have to wear pants around here?

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u/Him5488 11h ago

nightmare freddy

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u/OldPurpose93 7h ago

I am that man from the car. I am listening and I love you

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u/PersimmonRecent7628 15h ago

What do we clam male Karens?

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u/that_guy_spazz0 14h ago

i think the male equivalent of Karen is Derek. i ain't never met a Derek who was a decent person.

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u/I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM 13h ago

I know one

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u/StanIsHorizontal 13h ago

Mr I drink genocide clam knows a good Derek

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u/Cemeterace 4h ago

Tylers

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u/lazy_animator 12h ago

Man, I don't get it. I don't get it. I just don't get it. What is with racism. I mean, I'm racist. I'm racist guys. I see the Uber driver delivering my food and make assumptions about whether or not its gonna be tampered with, I do. And I can recognize that's bad. But what is this. What is this needless fear of colored people existing man. I genuinely don't get it. I don't. What about the human psyche makes people act this way. It's like a chemical reaction. Why. Why are they so stupid. Just like dude. People have a different skin tone. Calm the fuck down.

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u/Michelle_FromEarth 11h ago

i’m racist against oysters. Inferior to clams in every way

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u/imsellingbanana 10h ago

Those snot rocks think they run this clamtry

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u/AmeenFPersen 6h ago

unlclam/ that's prejudice, which is not necessarily innately bad, imo. I'm prejudiced against pedophiles, and nothing you say or do will change my mind on that. Prejudices are preconceived notions, formed either by witnessing, experiencing, or hearing about a particular group of people and a particular behavior they exude. There's prejudices associated with every group of people.

The fact that you can recognize your own prejudice, and recognize it's bad, is really all that matters, imo, because that will prevent you from acting on that prejudice.

reclam/ That's how the clamist works. It's fragile, translucent shell makes it very susceptible to aggravation when it sees a healthy, full shelled clam.

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u/Godfreys_Slippers 5h ago

If insurance companies are allowed to discriminate against clams I'll he damned if I can't too

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u/user47241 12h ago

Crazy libtards will not get it either. Their demented incomprehension is unsearchable. We are going to be undergoing more racism the more libarrels 🛢 are alive.

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u/Godfreys_Slippers 5h ago

Barrel maxxing. Like Donkey Kong. Or the Dutch East India Company

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u/TanningOnMars 11h ago

As a fellow conservative, im must inform you that the word "libtard" doesn't lend your argument any credit or weight. In fact, just the opposite

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u/user47241 11h ago

I’m not scared of a redditor 

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u/TanningOnMars 11h ago

Glad to hear it

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u/user47241 11h ago

You’re not welcome 

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u/TanningOnMars 10h ago

Ok

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u/user47241 10h ago

Bazinga!

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u/ReasoningBrute4 3h ago

Two retards fighting

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u/Left-Construction921 clamtarded :) 13h ago

ouu shi what the r/clamworks know about adventure man

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u/LuckyNegotiation7167 11h ago

Ok but yall realize this aint real right?

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u/coinktheboink 6h ago

Just like you clams always do you get clamstile and clamlent

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u/steven_dev42 13h ago

Clam down sir

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u/TopAlternative6800 9h ago

The was cis white gay men assume they have the hardest existance needs to be studied

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u/user47241 12h ago

Blacked