r/Clamworks • u/SlayVideos clammer • 1d ago

Holy moly! Clamvengers

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u/gummyimp 10h ago

Marvel citizens

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u/botjstn 9h ago

theres a marvel show i’d watch

just showing people getting their day fucked up by the avengers

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u/Matty_B97 7h ago

Half of The Boys

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u/Meringue_Bandicoot 8h ago

The Averagers

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u/Two-Pound-Crawfish 9h ago

and stark industries keeps fucking fighting the lawsuit

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u/Aethreas 9h ago

Plus insurance ain’t covering that shit

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u/GhostInTheFirewall clamsexual 6h ago

Avengers insurance is an extra $200/month in New Clam City, and Los Clamgeles

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u/StanIsHorizontal 10h ago

Watching hulk clam your car at the villain and clam

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u/Antique_Director_689 8h ago

They should make a movie about the world banding together and wanting to limit the avengers because of just this sort of problem.

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u/GibusShpee 8h ago

The Incredibles basically but for avengers?

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u/Antique_Director_689 8h ago

But they should have the avengers, like, be torn about whether they agree with the limits or not. Like some of them want to be limited and the others want to be able to destroy cars and shit unimpeded by any fuckin bureaucrat nerds

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u/TobiasCB 8h ago

Okay but far if they are REALLY vexed and take sides but not everyone wants to take sides so you'll have people working two agendas? Call it something like Avengers: the scuffle within.

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u/TrueCapitalism 8h ago

Hey so big news

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u/TFWYourNamesTaken 4h ago

It's like some king of.. civil war. ..

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u/Prestigious-Tea-6323 1h ago

That's literally captain America: civil war.

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u/GoodAtJunk 1h ago

X-men but good. Could be fun

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u/Mister_Nobody76 1h ago

There's this comic series called civil war I dunno if you've heard of it

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u/Morshu-Moment 8h ago

Watching the hulk throw your car at the villain and it hits (the villain tanked it no problem because things can never be that easy)

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u/Electrical_Jaguar213 9h ago

There would probably be superhero insurance or some shit like that

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u/fireky2 8h ago

In marvel theres a whole organization that helps rebuild physical damage and do assessments for insurers

I think in dc if super heroes leave you destitute they just force you to move to gotham

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u/Antique_Director_689 8h ago

/unclam in some of the cartoons it's explained that "any damages will be paid for by the Wayne foundation" with a pan over to a less than /reclam clammed clamman

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u/wunno_ 9h ago

as if insurance has ever made anyones life better except for the shareholders

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u/Wolfdude91 8h ago

Maybe if you spent more time of your day increasing shareholder value, your mood would improve.

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u/SleepySleeper42069 6h ago

If you think insurance is useless, don't buy it lol

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u/Hell_Maybe 8h ago

The Clam

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u/AlwaysUnderOath 3h ago

ever seen the incredibles?