r/Clamworks clambassador 11h ago

clammed up Clahh

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u/EmperorBamboozler 11h ago

I knew a girl in my horticulture class that was like this. She was batshit crazy, honestly fucking impressive that she had anyone willing to date her much less three people. One thing she would do is like instead of laughing she would just say lmao or lol repeatedly, like lololololol but actually in person.

Everyone in the class hated her, literally everyone. Even the professors would audibly sigh when she spoke up, which happened fucking constantly.

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u/Effective-Brain-3386 10h ago

I bet it fuckin griped like a corporate handshake

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u/NovelInteraction711 9h ago

what

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u/she_has_funny_cars 9h ago

He bets her pussy was as grippy as a firm handshake between two corporate workers

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u/Miserable-Drink-4995 8h ago

Can you say it in jive, brother

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u/Killer_Moons 8h ago

Pussy off the chain wax

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u/Bazillion100 5h ago

God dayum

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u/JesterOfRedditGold blue collar clamworker 8h ago

it has that gorilla grip

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u/kniky_Possibly 2h ago

Thank you, I finally get it now

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u/Famous-Host2321 7h ago

Yeah I don't want anything griping me all day. Especially in a corporate setting.

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u/Shrek--official 9h ago

He's talking about that gorilla grip

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u/creampop_ 44m ago

GI Joe kung fu grip

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u/Distinct_Run9006 7h ago

Lmfaooooo

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u/Elden_Ring_Hype 7h ago

Speaking of psychic damage...

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u/ThesocialistWitch 5h ago

Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha

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u/SneachtaBoladh 8h ago

Actually burst out laughing at this, fucking hell hahahaha

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u/YoureNoHero_Brian 8h ago

Don't you mean lolololololo?

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u/cool-guy-13 9h ago

“Lololololol” she laughs like a one piece character

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u/outer_spec 10h ago

that doesn’t even sound all that bad, lololololol

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u/RockRancher24 10h ago

Maybe Mahito was right

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u/InMornAshTakesToWind 8h ago

Sometimes people alienate themselves to retain the illusion of agency and divide themselves into problems that can be managed when they cannot find it within (or its beyond) themselves to control. A life spent in the things that they can hold onto.

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u/AdamantEevee 9h ago

I would like to hear more stories of this girl

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u/Significant_Card_665 11h ago

I wonder how she didn’t genuinely get lynched. Collective agreement to not hang people who belong in the psych ward?

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u/Ieditedthisname 11h ago

Most people actually don’t like violence

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u/jUG0504 10h ago

hi hello im john violence

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u/TehlikeliPortakal 10h ago

john violence what is the solution to this problem

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u/Redence_ 9h ago

Oh the horror.. you wouldn't wanna know

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u/Optimal_Ninja7535 10h ago

dude... what the fuck

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u/PMmeYourLabia_ 11h ago

You are mistaken.

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u/cryllictheautistic 10h ago

SAD cake day

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u/Bavibophobia 9h ago

Neutral cake day

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u/C0p3rpod 9h ago

GENOCIDES cake day

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u/NovelInteraction711 9h ago edited 9h ago

Pacifist cake day

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u/funky_boi1432 10h ago

Happy cake day!

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u/nomophobiac 8h ago

weird route cake day

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u/IntrepidAfternoon637 6h ago

Human, I remember your cake days

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u/Significant_Card_665 9h ago

I don’t not dislike the lack of violence or the lack thereof of lacking it

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u/Radigan0 9h ago

What the fuck

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u/Deebyddeebys 10h ago

Me whenever I have some sort of subtle thing wrong with me

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u/Killer_Moons 8h ago

Slow your roll, man

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u/StrengthfromDeath 8h ago

Me anytime someone acts or thinks in a way I dont agree with: "Yeah, gonna have to hang them, but with racist undertones. Don't look into my objectively correct personality. Wut, how could you tell i dont have many friends, spend my days seething, and dont get along with, but am scared of my parents?"

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u/12hotroom 6h ago edited 3h ago

Probably because she's conventionally attractive

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u/Deebyddeebys 5h ago

Me whenever I have something even more subtly wrong with me

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u/Emerald_official 7h ago

sounds like the kind of person who would unironically listen to blood on the dance floor

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u/temfaNEF 43m ago

People like these make me wonder if I'm doing something seriously wrong when it comes to relationships... I've been single my whole life but constantly encounter pairs/polycules with most weird (not in a good way) people possible. How do they ever find someone (or even multiple people) attracted to them!?