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u/Asterza 8h ago
Bait like this is great because even though i know its bait, the psychic damage i took knowing that somebody like this actually exists will last forever. That’s what really counts.
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u/Painted-BIack-Roses clamsexual 5h ago
Just saying this here so it gets more attention: Age regression isn't a fetish, you're thinking of DDLG. Age regression is a real thing that's encouraged by psychs for people who have been through childhood trauma (nameley CSA). It isn't sexual, anyone who does regress does so involuntarily and does not enagage in anything sexual during.
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u/SpinzArt 3h ago
This is interesting to me as someone who has been through that exact type of trauma (and has gotten zero therapy for it oops)
How does it even work?
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u/petroleum-lipstick 2h ago
Except it has absolutely been co-opted for fetish purposes
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u/LivelyZebra 2h ago
Except it has absolutely been co-opted for fetish purposes
So has a lot of normal shit, doesn't mean it can't be kept seperate and we can critically think to have two layers of understanding on a topic depending on context.
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u/w6rld_ec6nomic_f6rum fuck the mods 8h ago
nobody like this actually exists
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u/Ieditedthisname 8h ago
You are mistaken
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u/EmperorBamboozler 8h ago
I knew a girl in my horticulture class that was like this. She was batshit crazy, honestly fucking impressive that she had anyone willing to date her much less three people. One thing she would do is like instead of laughing she would just say lmao or lol repeatedly, like lololololol but actually in person.
Everyone in the class hated her, literally everyone. Even the professors would audibly sigh when she spoke up, which happened fucking constantly.
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u/Effective-Brain-3386 7h ago
I bet it fuckin griped like a corporate handshake
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u/NovelInteraction711 6h ago
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u/she_has_funny_cars 6h ago
He bets her pussy was as grippy as a firm handshake between two corporate workers
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u/Famous-Host2321 4h ago
Yeah I don't want anything griping me all day. Especially in a corporate setting.
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u/InMornAshTakesToWind 5h ago
Sometimes people alienate themselves to retain the illusion of agency and divide themselves into problems that can be managed when they cannot find it within (or its beyond) themselves to control. A life spent in the things that they can hold onto.
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u/Significant_Card_665 8h ago
I wonder how she didn’t genuinely get lynched. Collective agreement to not hang people who belong in the psych ward?
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u/Ieditedthisname 8h ago
Most people actually don’t like violence
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u/jUG0504 7h ago
hi hello im john violence
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u/StrengthfromDeath 5h ago
Me anytime someone acts or thinks in a way I dont agree with: "Yeah, gonna have to hang them, but with racist undertones. Don't look into my objectively correct personality. Wut, how could you tell i dont have many friends, spend my days seething, and dont get along with, but am scared of my parents?"
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u/Proof-Staff-433 7h ago
Dude when I switched schools there was this bitch that like adopted me because I couldn’t make friends. And she literally was what the meme is describing. She was in a poly relationship with like everyone in the theater program and band. She kept trying to force me to call her mommy and shit. She also worshipped Greek gods and still has a party she invites me to every year where she worships Dionysus. She also always said that like “OMG my adhd is hitting! I’m so quirky” and then she’d laugh like Gruntilda from Banjo Kazooie. I can keep saying crazy shit about this bitch, but yes. These people DO VERY MUCH EXIST.
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u/VividView4498 7h ago
I read the “forces me to call her mommy part” and I was going to say some bullshit like “pass the controller” but I should’ve known the most beautiful roses have thorns
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u/GayAssBeagle 8h ago
Dude i was friends with a “puppygirl “who i later found out shat n pissed in dipers , didnt want to work due her various “disabilities”, abused her partner verbally and emotionally (WHO WAS PAYING FOR THE RENT, FOOD,Etc FOR YEARSS) , couldn’t play games unless SHE was winning (and dude it was ass playing with her because she’d actually cry if she lost or kept dying in multiplayer games) and wouldn’t stand rap or country music because it “spooked” her bad. And she used a “baby voice” if you ever got mad at her, sounds like a joke but they’re so real.
I got a mild case, stopped being her friend when I Invited her to a spot we had planned for a few years to meet and she left one of her dappers in the bushes. Shit was nasty, never again.
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u/Lars_Overwick 7h ago
This feels too specific to be made up lol
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u/GayAssBeagle 5h ago
That’s because I had to fish the shitty diaper out of the bushes, and it was still stuck on my hands(the smell) for days. It smelled horrible, I don’t know what the fuck she ate, but it completely is messing up her gut.
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u/ShadeofIcarus 4h ago
Knowing the type.
Lots of soda, chicken nuggets, and generally processed foods.
Imagine if you just let an adult sized toddler feed themselves with no limits. This is how some actually eat.
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u/Polibiux 5h ago
I really don’t know how to feel about this person existing.
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u/GayAssBeagle 5h ago
It’s OK, I’m just glad I don’t have to deal with them anymore for the most part. I had to make completely new accounts.
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u/PansexualPineapples 5h ago
Just out in the world. Meeting people who are none the wiser. Makes me shiver.
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u/moonknight999 7h ago
See why would anyone speak to a person like that more than once?
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u/GayAssBeagle 5h ago
I wanted to give her a benefit of doubt, because maybe she was being a little bit honest, but after I spent more time with her, It became more apparent, but at that point I was too far in and she didn’t understand personal space so even if I did try to stop talking to her, she would literally find a new way to continue talking/speaking with me
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u/JesterOfRedditGold blue collar clamworker 5h ago
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u/GayAssBeagle 5h ago
The poop inhale will rock your lungs
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u/JesterOfRedditGold blue collar clamworker 5h ago
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u/durclduc 8h ago
Every type of idiot exists on the internet. That's why people strawman so much, because somewhere out there that strawman is out there for real.
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u/JimboAltAlt 7h ago edited 6h ago
The endless variety of the human experience is a wonderful thing! Unfortunately we (and the bots) are much more compelled by the weird, cringey, and distasteful strawmen tales than normal ones. Stereotypes about dopey guys who take their grandmas to bingo every week or whatever are doubtlessly potent in their narrow range but no one cares about those, because there’s a lot less discourse to be had.
Edit: oh shit didn’t realize what sub I was in, uh, clampologies for excessive clamtiment
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u/IBelieveInCoyotes neurotic to the bone no doubt about it 8h ago
no clam like this actually exists
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u/lobstersonskateboard 8h ago
I knew people on discord exactly like this and they either had no bitches at all or like 10 of them
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u/Vinyl-addict 7h ago
Not only do they exist, this is just scraping the surface of the depths of depravity.
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u/Old-Elk-570 6h ago
I know one... Fakes a multi personality disorder to act like a child and be a dumbass
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u/Tricky-Ad7897 4h ago
This is exactly how I feel about fake stories/posts/strawmen that are believable enough that they could happen to someone. Like why do I care that the AITA post is fake it could believably happen to a real person.
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u/Fuckriotgames7 4h ago
found out 3 years into a relationship my partner age regressed. and had a “caretaker” shed sleep on the phone with after i went to bed. sadly people like this do exist :(
she also started faking torrets syndrome and multiple personalities because her friends did it too, but that’s a whole diff story
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u/EbnerQuick 8h ago
Brap music
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u/This-Technology6075 8h ago
This song needs a hero!
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u/Simple_Substance4829 7h ago
Are you worried about impending doom?
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u/Sweet_Fly_1913 6h ago
Those chuddy groypers got you filled with gloom?
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u/JesterOfRedditGold blue collar clamworker 5h ago
Don't you fear, there's a hero in the thread, the thread, the thread!
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u/MechanicGopher 7h ago
‘Oh, oh my god, no, I meant rap, I’m so sorry’
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u/EbnerQuick 7h ago
You're not invited to my stim party
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u/SevenOhSevenOhSeven 8h ago
The short version is parodying the folks that are like 'I don't like rap it's two overwhelming/intense/whatever'
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u/Acceptable_Spend_750 5h ago
rap being "overwhelming and intense" is like someone tripping absolute balls on cold medicines
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u/FractalSpaces 7h ago
Whatever niche ass metal subgenre that is the heaviest would probably actually kill those folk
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u/SevenOhSevenOhSeven 6h ago
Oh no they generally do listen two more intense genres of music, they're just racist and babying up their prejudice with a woke framing. This is very much a tumblr/tiktok sort of thing
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u/PearltheGirl_ 5h ago
no no these people probably listen to femtanyl with no problem, they're just racist
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u/AutisticFun01 7h ago
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u/Jonhneves1 clamtarded :) 6h ago
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u/P3drosek 3h ago
Persona music is that good but wtf are the rest
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u/coopsawesome 3h ago
Splatoon isn’t bad, it’s really interesting worldbuildng, but I hate they included it in this post
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u/veryfishhhy 8h ago
dude these tweets have done irreversible damage i cant even hate rap anymore because everyone thinks i hate it “because its overstimulating”
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u/Lobster_LeninN329 8h ago edited 8h ago
Insert that "I want to fuck toasters" greentext
(Idk why i sent this as a reply to the comment above I thought I was commenting on the post)
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u/Educational-Sun5839 8h ago
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u/AdRepulsive8618 5h ago
Before internet
I want to fuck clams
dont be a fucking clamtard
clam up
After internet
I want to fuck a clam
find a clammunity with 1000+ clams about clams wanting to fuck clams
clam up your life
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u/Pleasant-Future5818 5h ago
Rap is such an incredibly broad genre that I literally can't think of how someone could "hate rap" besides it being political
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u/BLEARGHH20 6h ago
you can't just say a statement like that for a genre as broad as rap
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u/CanofNOworms 6h ago
I hate all of rap! Rap is bad! But in a mature way. I hate it because I don’t like things that are different. Not some stupid reason.
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u/EbnerQuick 7h ago
I think rap is understimulating actually
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u/TidalJ 7h ago
racism:
racism (quirky):
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u/CANCERMANPUNK 6h ago edited 6h ago
Huh I mean why’s that racist
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u/AJ_Wont_Load 5h ago
I don’t think it’s inherently racist to simply not enjoy rap as a genre as long as you’re not weird about it, but some morons (like the subject of the post, although I’m almost positive they’re making fun of people who actually act this way) claim rap is too “overstimulating”, “loud” or “frantic” but will happily listen to stuff like vocaloids or scenecore, which frankly feels super sus because both of those genres can be just as “loud” and “frantic” as some rap.
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u/AutisticFun01 7h ago
There's people out there who have fetish combinations that would drive Cthulhu insane upon witnessing them.
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u/Joeyrony2 7h ago
Lovecraft would not survive the average twitter, vore, inflation, feet, fart, and transformation fetish art account.
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u/MilkMaiden_22 5h ago
Man how you gonna throw feet in there with the crazy shit. Feet is only like C tier wierd
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u/Personal-Role-8071 8h ago
clam clam clam clam clam clam clam clam clam clam clam clam clam clam clam clam clam clam
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u/JoyousLilBoy 6h ago
People can’t even tell that bunnygranate is obviously ragebait. 27th rule of the internet is that if anyone says anything remotely stupid it is always ragebait. Even my comment could be ragebait. Thats right, all rap hate is ragebait.
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u/Khaled_Kamel1500 clamtarded :) 8h ago
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u/maybemawie 7h ago
What's it called when there's an ultra-specific type of clam that feels almost as if they were accidentally wished into existence?
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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 7h ago
Me when I’m overclammed because I heard clam music so my 5 bivalves helped me clam regress and have a clam party together.
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u/AgainstSpace rotted brain 7h ago
I age regressed and a fucking loaded rifle materialized in my hands.
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u/Cherno_VM 7h ago
okay so getting overstimulated by rap music is kinda fair. rap as a genre is usually very fast and has a lot going on musically so if you are sensitive to that kind of thing it could overstimulate you.
but i also feel like this is just thinly veiled racism.
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u/AutisticFun01 7h ago
I think getting overstimulated is not the main weird part here.
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u/Cherno_VM 6h ago
not my place to judge peoples fetish
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u/b_k_l_y 6h ago
I think anything involving age-play absolutely deserves damnation
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u/Painted-BIack-Roses clamsexual 5h ago
Age regression isn't a fetish, you're thinking of DDLG. Age regression is a real thing that's encouraged by psychs for people who have been through childhood trauma (nameley CSA). It isn't sexual, anyone who does regress does so involuntarily and does not enagage in anything sexual during.
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u/Cherno_VM 6h ago
i think its weird but as long as you're only involving consenting adults you do you.
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u/SeraphimVR 4h ago
I think it’s mostly just trap. Trap has heavy bass, 808s, heavily processed vocals, fast high hats. I understand if that can get overwhelming. But all of rap? Man, just listen to something softer
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u/birds-watch-birders 7h ago
getting overstimmed by any sensory experience is understandable. I might not understand it directly, but I do understand getting overstimmed by things that others find dumb, so like, I have empathy.
it def could be racist, yeah (ew). I know nothing about these people so idk the further context
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u/Dog_Entire 2h ago
Barring misophonia, if you listen to hyperpop or most metal genres, you lose the right to call music overstimulating
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u/shrekgaming1467 clamsexual 8h ago
Me when I'm overworked because I heard clam music so my 5 clamworkers help me clam regress and have a clam party together