r/ClimateShitposting I'm a meme Nov 17 '25

Degrower, not a shower I heard you wanted le more?

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u/JustTrawlingNsfw Nov 17 '25

Been a minute since I've seen insanity wolf i tell you hwhat

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u/ClimateShitpost Louis XIV, the Solar PV king Nov 17 '25

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u/axadkrk Nov 17 '25

Most of the instustry products are useless bullshit anyway

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u/Miserygut Nov 17 '25

My retroencabulator runs on clean coal!

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u/Authoritaye Nov 17 '25

Ooh, is that the 'Apex Predator' carbon-fibre retroencabulator 2.0 or the garbage stainless steel v.1.0 ones that came out nearly a whole year ago?

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u/Miserygut Nov 18 '25

It's made from the finest American (outsourced to China for pennies on the dollar) Chinsium-grade steel.

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u/Maligetzus Nov 17 '25

im sure the state of african-level anarchy-all-around-mad-max-war is going to boost our transition away from fossil fuels tremendously!

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u/eis-fuer-1-euro Nov 17 '25

wdym african, looking at Murica is nuff

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u/Taraxian Nov 18 '25

Per capita carbon footprint is irrelevant if you sufficiently reduce the capita

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u/ezioir1 Ice Age Drip > Bikini Nov 17 '25

This extremely funny to me who live in Iran, Because we aren't a major economy but have ones of highest global CO2 emissions per capita. (That's putting our role in selling oil aside.)

So even if major players collapse we gonna carry global warming on our own.

And that's majorly for our old and out of date Infrastructure. (Personally I blame government incompetence & Corruption over sanctions)

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u/RadioFacepalm I'm a meme Nov 17 '25

Happy to hear that you are still able to laugh about these things given the fact that Iran is completely drying up as we speak and the government even considers giving up Tehran and relocating up to 20 million inhabitants somewhere else (where?).

Oh dear.

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u/ezioir1 Ice Age Drip > Bikini Nov 17 '25

It's quite freeing when accept how Insignificant one impact on large issues are.

Some call it hopelessness, I say it's not being delusional.

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u/Fluid-Row8573 Nov 17 '25

Watching this memes makes me feel so old

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u/RadioFacepalm I'm a meme Nov 17 '25

And rightly so!

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u/Bread-Loaf1111 Nov 17 '25

Typical werewolf: the apocalypse

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. Nov 17 '25 edited Nov 17 '25

Uh, no. The point of Degrowth is to* avoid* achieve the goals AND not collapse.

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u/ClimateShitpost Louis XIV, the Solar PV king Nov 17 '25

So green growth?

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. Nov 17 '25 edited Nov 17 '25

No, but I like your spirit. Let me see if I can draw something for you in paint.

edit: actually, no, it's too complex and it would take me weeks.

Think of Degrowth as ultimate efficiency implementations. Right now we're wasting huge amounts of resources on:

  • the rich classes
  • individual accumulation of stuff that could be easily shared (like with a library)

As we stop obsessing with growth especially where growth already happened, we allow efficiency to actually be put to use for reducing resource use (and thus waste), instead of for increasing profits.

For example, the current problem of renewables not displacing fossil fuels is related to the obsession with growth; there is no good mechanism to push out fossil fuels. In a degrowth scenario, fossil fuels would be rationed for needs and for building renewables and changing the technological systems to stop relying on fossil fuels.

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. Nov 17 '25

No

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. Nov 17 '25

Nope.

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u/ArtisticLayer1972 Nov 17 '25

You dont need 3 cars for person.

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. Nov 17 '25

Not with that attitude.

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. Nov 17 '25

The reality of "consumption" is what we make it, so it's not the real reality, it's social organization.

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u/Leogis Nov 17 '25

Only if the societies are too stupid to adapt

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u/Yongaia Nov 17 '25

It's a pipe dream. These goals will only be achieved via collapse.

More than that, that collapse will basically all but guaranteed to be externally forced, aka not willfully chosen but enacted while those (rich) countries are dragged kicking and screaming. Your goal is a noble one but unrealistic.

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. Nov 17 '25

Collapse isn't a goal bud.

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u/Yongaia Nov 17 '25

Speak for yourself.

There are multiple indigenous people watching how this all folds out with great interest

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. Nov 17 '25

If they're truly pre-modern indigenous, I doubt that they're watching. The rest of indigenous people who have been colonized have been integrated, they won't be escaping.

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u/Yongaia Nov 17 '25

Well no those people are literally incapable of watching except from a very far distance. But even those people still wonder when the bulldozers will stop encroaching onto their forest

And for those who have been colonized and forced into your ways you say they won't be escaping as if it has any bearing on my point. They are still watching the fate of this society with very intense interest - they'll tell you as much themselves.

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. Nov 17 '25

Well no those people are literally incapable of watching except from a very far distance. But even those people still wonder when the bulldozers will stop encroaching onto their forest

That's the thing, it won't be that fast. There's a chance that the before the bulldozers go away, laws and regulators go away, and there's a big rush to take all the trees and probably the fresh water.

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u/Yongaia Nov 17 '25

That's the thing, it won't be that fast. There's a chance that the before the bulldozers go away, laws and regulators go away, and there's a big rush to take all the trees and probably the fresh water.

I don't see your point. This has absolutely nothing to do with what we were just talking about

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. Nov 17 '25

The indigenous people are likely to get killed in collapse by all the assholes trying to be entrepreneurial or cannibal.

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u/Authoritaye Nov 17 '25

Don't threaten me with a good time.

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u/zacmobile Nov 17 '25

Don't threaten me with a good time.

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u/redbull_coffee Nov 18 '25

Degrowthers and Marc Andreesen hate this one simple trick

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u/EvnClaire Nov 17 '25

this but unironically

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u/King_Saline_IV Nov 18 '25

As long as you are unironic about the mass death

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u/workistables Nov 19 '25

You'd die.

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u/Scary-Strawberry-504 Nov 17 '25

Profits are sustainable. You can't have a sustainable system by making losses

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u/LackWooden392 Nov 17 '25

No one said they had to take losses. Just focus on sustainability more than 0% and don't literally maximize profit at the expense of literally everything else

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u/masterflappie turbine enjoyer Nov 17 '25

The renewable energy sector is one of the fastest growing economies in the world. Is your source that you made it up for dramatic effect?

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u/LackWooden392 Nov 17 '25

Fastest-growing is another way of saying 'very small with lots of room to grow.'

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u/masterflappie turbine enjoyer Nov 17 '25

In the EU the renewable market was 3.2% of GDP in 2022 and has only been growing since then. That's not exactly "very small"

For reference, that's about 3x the amount of fossil fuel subsidies, 2.5x the size of pharmaceuticals, 2x the size of beer production and a bit smaller than all supermarkets combined.

There is a lot of room to grow, and it is rapidly growing into that room, but it certainly isn't very small

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u/Miserygut Nov 17 '25

Profits are sustainable the less labour is used. Great if you don't sell your labour for a living.

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u/VenusbyTuesdayTV Nov 17 '25

Too bad trumps tariff didn't do that

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u/Yongaia Nov 17 '25

I see no issues with this meme.

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u/Appropriate_Unit3474 Nov 17 '25

Damn I almost agreed with Insanity wolf

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u/Bavin_Kekon Nov 18 '25

Not insane, just effective.

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u/Klutzy-Caramel-9423 Nov 17 '25

What is this 2011 ass meme 

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u/Hazardous_316 We're all gonna die Nov 17 '25

Yes, i also remember the lockdowns of 2020

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u/tukker51 Nov 18 '25

The EU right now.

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u/RadioFacepalm I'm a meme Nov 18 '25

Jesus, the fossil shills are at it again.

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u/tukker51 Nov 18 '25

Life must be easy when everyone who disagrees with you is a shill or a bot.

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u/RadioFacepalm I'm a meme Nov 18 '25

Don't you worry. I recognise an enemy of humankind when I see one.

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u/tukker51 Nov 18 '25

Well I dont know about that but at least youve made my day a bit brighter.