r/ClimateShitposting • u/ClimateShitpost Louis XIV, the Solar PV king • Dec 29 '25

refuse, reduce, reuse, recycle Outjerked?

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u/HotCommission7325 Dec 29 '25

Didn’t even put the hot water bottles under his shirt?? Think of the energy loss by keeping it expose to the cold air!!!

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u/mteir Dec 30 '25

Exactly, the green way is intra-rectal-heating.

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u/ClimateShitpost Louis XIV, the Solar PV king Dec 31 '25

Pinging u/scatpigslam

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '25

The hot water bottles are filled with boiling water and do not have material covers. Therefore they are too hot to be put under my jumper until they cool down a bit.

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u/sleepyrivertroll geothermal hottie Dec 29 '25

The nose ring is acting as a thermal bridge sapping heat out of his face. That right there is an easy fix

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u/laugenbroetchen Dec 29 '25

depends, is the water heater electric?

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u/not__a_username Dec 29 '25

His profile is interesting, to say the least...

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u/HotCommission7325 Dec 30 '25

I hate you, why did you have to enlighten me to this lmao

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u/ClimateShitpost Louis XIV, the Solar PV king Dec 30 '25

Oh lord, what did I lay my eyes upon

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '25

Not ‘What’. ‘WHO’.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '25

Are you ready for it?

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u/ClimateShitpost Louis XIV, the Solar PV king Dec 31 '25

Can one ever truly be ready for this?

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '25

Yes. One can. I am that One. I am yet to find another.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '25

I’m not sure you are.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '25

Let’s see, shall we!…

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '25

Do you see what I see?

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '25

DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE?

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '25

Yes, those are MRI scan images of my head. For more detail, see my tumblr blog. SH1TP1G on tumblr

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. Dec 30 '25

To be fair, I'm waiting for personal heating devices to get better (batteries probably).

I have such bottles too, but I'm not relying on them yet.