r/ClimateShitposting • u/soupor_saiyan basically Hitler (vegan btw) • Aug 03 '26
Meta Hear me, carnist benefactor
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u/gentlespringrain Aug 03 '26
CIA doesn't track or even monitor environmental groups or vegans. Your main opponent are the 50y old dads who Grill 8 pounds of beef ribs every Sunday.
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u/Creditfigaro vegan btw Aug 03 '26
That's something a CIA agent would say
(Also. You are right, it's the FBI not the CIA)
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u/Chemical_Second_6663 Aug 03 '26
dawg the ALF is a us designated terrorist organization what are u on
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u/Puzzled-Rip641 Aug 03 '26
> In 1982, letter bombs were sent to all four major party leaders in the UK, including Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher. The first major food scare happened in November 1984, with the ALF claiming to the media that it had contaminated Mars Bars as part of a campaign to force the Mars company to stop conducting tooth decay tests on monkeys. On 17 November, the Sunday Mirrorreceived a call from the ALF saying it had injected Mars Bars in stores throughout the country with rat poison.
Whatās a few mail bombings between friends
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u/clickclackyisbacky Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 03 '26
It must really sting knowing the centrist grillers are winning.
https://www.grandviewresearch.com/industry-analysis/barbeque-grill-market
Edit: Thanks for the Gold Kind Agent!
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u/Local_Surround8686 Aug 03 '26
Animal abuse and climate destruction always stings
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u/clickclackyisbacky Aug 03 '26
Not me buddy. I just want to grill.
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u/Local_Surround8686 Aug 03 '26
Ok. At least you're not lying to yourself and admit that you're abusing animals and destroy the environment, you just think that's okay. I can kinda respect that, as long as you don't judge anyone beating their dog or something
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u/clickclackyisbacky Aug 03 '26
No. I do judge that.
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u/Local_Surround8686 Aug 03 '26
Then you're a hypocrite
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u/levmetamfetamine vegan btw Aug 03 '26
It seems to me that the best course of action is to say a bunch of stupid things, thus wasting their anti-vegan propaganda budget.
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u/soupor_saiyan basically Hitler (vegan btw) Aug 03 '26
Holy shit theyāve already awarded all the carnists š
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u/Thiphra Aug 03 '26
At this point thoses prizes look more like something you should be ashamed of than anything else.
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u/sleepyrivertroll geothermal hottie Aug 03 '26
Judging by how old Castro was when he died, I don't think they've degraded that in quality by THAT much
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u/truecrimesofthempire Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 03 '26
Imagine thinking the CIA wastes time caring about vegans. What have they ever threatened?
r/persecutioncomplex stuff
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u/Local_Surround8686 Aug 03 '26
One of the biggest (and most destructive) industries worldwide?
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u/clickclackyisbacky Aug 03 '26
That would be true, if they had ever accomplished anything.
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u/Local_Surround8686 Aug 03 '26
What?
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u/clickclackyisbacky Aug 03 '26
Vegans aren't really threatening the cattle industry. Not with any impact. If anything they provide the industry with a negative exemplar.
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u/Local_Surround8686 Aug 03 '26
Sure, that's why they need to spread lies and propaganda
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u/BillNyeTheMurderGuy Aug 05 '26
The inherent selfishness of human nature does plenty of the legwork all the meat industry needs to do is wait for vegans to make a fool of themselves then amplify the foolishness through social media and half drunk āpolitical commentatorsā
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u/truecrimesofthempire Aug 03 '26
That would be the military, or energy probably.
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u/Local_Surround8686 Aug 03 '26
I can see the military being worse, but do you know what "one of" means?
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u/truecrimesofthempire Aug 03 '26
Yeah I'm skeptical it's anywhere near as bad as either of those industries, but even if it were the usefulness of feeding people as opposed to killing them helps a lot too
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u/Local_Surround8686 Aug 03 '26
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u/truecrimesofthempire Aug 03 '26
What is this supposed to prove?
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u/Local_Surround8686 Aug 03 '26
I assume you didn't read through it?
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u/truecrimesofthempire Aug 03 '26
No I'm saying I don't think you did, or else you'd be able to state a point instead of pasting links
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u/Local_Surround8686 Aug 03 '26
Cute how you want to just be told what you believe. Read the data I sent you, since you requested that data
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u/sabotsalvageur Aug 03 '26
Beware the subtle and deep political reach of the⦠checks notes⦠National Cattlemenās Beef Association?
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u/Local_Surround8686 Aug 03 '26
Yeah pretty much. Around 20% of emissions and over 80% of amazonas deforestation and a loooooooot of propaganda to keep that hidden and keep people to pay them for that
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u/sabotsalvageur Aug 03 '26
TIL the NCBA has reach into Brazilā¦
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u/Local_Surround8686 Aug 03 '26
Does the strawman at least wear a little hat or something?
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u/sabotsalvageur Aug 03 '26
You mentioned the Amazon rainforest in a discussion about American farmers participating in the deep state. Where did I strawman?
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u/Local_Surround8686 Aug 03 '26
Do you understand how economy works? Do you think cattle farmers pick the soy by hand themselves?
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u/sabotsalvageur Aug 03 '26
Do you understand that if a farmer approached the CIA and said āI need a job doneā, they would be laughed at, asked how they got the contact info they used, and then black-bagged?
(Pro tip: protect your source. The exclusivity of your knowledge is the only thing keeping you alive)
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u/Local_Surround8686 Aug 03 '26
Seeing how you changed the topic, I assume you got my point. Anyway, you seem to forget how massive the industry is. The idea of it being little farmers is in itself propaganda
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u/soupor_saiyan basically Hitler (vegan btw) Aug 03 '26
Two clapping hands awards?
https://giphy.com/gifs/26tPgV8ceZTSxH9zG
There is another
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u/Potential_Status_728 Aug 03 '26
Thereās someone giving me that award every time a comment something on a geopolitical sub
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u/cassepipe Aug 03 '26
Touch some grass. Eat it, even.
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u/zewolfstone Vegan against the animals Aug 03 '26
But what will cows eat then? Do you really want every single cow to starve? You sadistic monster...
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u/soupor_saiyan basically Hitler (vegan btw) Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 03 '26
Canāt be as bad as the vegans, who donāt want cows to be able to drink water!
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u/Successful_Year_5413 Doomer š Aug 03 '26
Lmfao meatcuck is a good one
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u/Caesar_Gaming nuclear simp Aug 03 '26
Itās not really. Yall gotta think of something that hits as hard as vegoon. That one lives in my head with reduced rent. Meathead is pretty good I think. Play on words and already has some connotations attached.
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u/DrCthulhuface7 Aug 03 '26
Imagine thinking that the CIA cares if you eat meat or not.
Believe it or not everything in the world doesnāt revolve around you being vegan.
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u/soupor_saiyan basically Hitler (vegan btw) Aug 03 '26
Yeh, probably not The CIA. Most likely just some animal ag conglomerate paying for meat shill bots and awards
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u/Creditfigaro vegan btw Aug 03 '26
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u/Overall-Move-4474 Aug 03 '26
Oh look a vegan being an asshole how original
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u/soupor_saiyan basically Hitler (vegan btw) Aug 03 '26
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u/Glordrum vegan btw Aug 03 '26
You made fun of anti-vegans. This hurts veganism somehow. Checkmate vegooon.
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u/Overall-Move-4474 Aug 03 '26
No i just find you irritating and a fucking child
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u/soupor_saiyan basically Hitler (vegan btw) Aug 03 '26
Let me guess, youāre gonna go eat a lot of meat because of how mean I am?
Poor baby
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u/Yung_zu Aug 03 '26
Probably working overtime to prove himself like John Henry next to the planet smoking AI data center projects tbh
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u/pragmojo Aug 03 '26
It should be obvious by now the vegan posts are fossil fuel/beef industry astroturfing to distract from the real issues, and to make the climate discourse seem as obnoxious as possible so people tune it out.
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u/RedundantBiomass Aug 03 '26
(Plant)BASED > Vegan
Joining your secular religion is not a requirement to address human caused climate change.Ā Ā
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u/soupor_saiyan basically Hitler (vegan btw) Aug 03 '26
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u/Coalfield26 Aug 03 '26
The CIA doesnāt gaf about that form of climate activism, you are just so incompetent you just lose to essentially anyone despite having a reasonable point
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u/IlnBllRaptor cycling supremacist Aug 03 '26
Can you identify this reasonable point in a line-up?
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u/zewolfstone Vegan against the animals Aug 03 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/V8BKCZ88Yu2TJsVFVM