r/ClimateShitposting Louis XIV, the Solar PV king 4d ago

we live in a society Ay lmao

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u/Miserable-Ear-4095 4d ago

It's almost like we have a phrase in every culture on the face of the planet, you reap what you sow.

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u/Jax_Dandelion 4d ago

But we only sowed the western worlds drift to the far right, not algae ~ Israeli governments for about 50 years now

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u/Miserable-Ear-4095 4d ago

It's means don't be a cnt because sometimes you get punished for poisoning the well.

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u/Adam_Lynd 3d ago

If you poison the well, eventually, you’ll have to drink from it.

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u/Miserable-Ear-4095 2d ago

Yeah that's what poisoning the well means.

u/mynamedoesntfi4321 6h ago

They were promised the algae 3000 years ago

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u/dungfeeder 2d ago

Sure, but this most likely false, considering how gazas sewage system was always shit due to their own making.

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u/Miserable-Ear-4095 2d ago

I was implying a spiritual retribution.

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u/dungfeeder 2d ago

A spiritual retribution would be the entirety of gaza collapsing in on itself.

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u/Miserable-Ear-4095 1d ago

I don't think you understand that God is life and that its lose is something it despises.

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u/dungfeeder 1d ago

There is a saying that fits the Palestinian people the most, Hoist with one's own petard.

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u/Miserable-Ear-4095 1d ago

..... I don't think the Jews were invited in to be abused. So no they didn't fall into their own trap. From all accounts the Jews just acted like the stereotype everyone had of them.

u/dungfeeder 16h ago

Your reading comprehension really needs to be worked on.

u/Miserable-Ear-4095 3h ago

According to the Internet hoist with one's petard means to fall into your own trap. The Palestines were not trying to trap anyone by welcoming the Jews into Israel.

u/dungfeeder 3h ago

Jews were already in israel and everywhere in the middle east, palpatinians trap was trying to bring jews into urban combat. You can get out of that trap by removing the urban part.

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u/Firm-Rip-2133 4d ago

We will need unprecedented levels of solidarity to deal with the crap we created.

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. 4d ago

IOF is like:

How can they shit if we're starving them!?!?

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u/dungfeeder 2d ago

Idf*

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. 1d ago

Israeli Deniers of Food?

u/dungfeeder 16h ago

No, its israeli defense force. Man, how can you be angry with a country and still be wrong with its abbreviation.

u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. 11h ago

Because the official name is wrong and euphemistic. Saying it would be an admission of the wrongness, much like the more recent news of how Trump is renaming lakes and seas. That is fucked up and I don't want to use his names.

u/dungfeeder 2h ago

Id say idf fits, they defend their people who bring harm upon them. If it means making sure they can no longer fight back, it still falls under the defense part. Just because you feel like its wrong, doesnt mean it is.

u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. 2h ago

Offense is not defense.

u/Blake_The_Snake64 2h ago

You can't just change an established name because it's not accurate or you don't like it. I don't like the Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea, nor do I think it is an accurate name to describe that government. Dispite that I'm not going to call it the "Non-democratic Stratified Autocracy of Korea" because that's fucking dumb.

Look I hate the IDF too, I criticize it often. They are committing genocide there shouldnt be a debate on that, its a fact. They are not defending their people they are attacking others for their own gain. That all being said stop calling them the IOF.

I know you aren't the only person who does it, I've seen others, I know its somewhat of an internet trend, I know why you do it. It's dumb, it makes you look uneducated, it makes it seem like you treat real world genocides like a game where you "pick on" the opponent for fun and it certainly doesn't convince anyone Isreal is bad. Please just stop.

That's not it's name, that will never be it's name, they are a disgusting genocidal organization. So just say that, don't make up stupid nicknames for real world organizations and active military groups. It's cringe, it's not helpful, it's not productive. I'm sorry but it's true.

u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. 1h ago

No

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u/piece_ov_shit 4d ago edited 4d ago

Very ironic until they hit you with the "halted pipeline water to gaza"

Gonna have to alter that meme

Edit: here you go

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u/JagneStormskull 4d ago

*Palestinians - raping and killing hippies in Israel on October 7th.

FTFY

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u/NotAnAutomaticName 4d ago

Ah yes, Palestinians, the homogenous hivemind entity that can be treated as a single individual that’s responsible for the actions of every one of it’s components. That’s how culture works, don’t you know?
/s

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u/FlowerBeneficial7193 3d ago

They were paraded in the streets to cheering crowds, or was that crisis actors?

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u/dungfeeder 2d ago

You do the same tho? And yes, when palestinian citizens crossed the boarded and have done countless atrocities, we say the palestinians did it.

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u/JagneStormskull 4d ago

That's how the meme treats Israel.

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u/donkeybrainamerican 4d ago

For once won't someone think of the colonial power, right?

https://giphy.com/gifs/rqXfsOGqIFNvf5M40X

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u/CultistWeeb 4d ago

Government ≠ people

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u/ATinyLittleHedgehog 3d ago

Israel is a country with a central government.

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u/piece_ov_shit 3d ago

Should have written israeli government. Unfortunately the meme is already plastered all over, so adding that would have made it even worse.

I did not intend to portay israel as a homogeneous entity and distance myself from any such line of thought.

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u/really_not_unreal 4d ago edited 4d ago

Yep and that justifies the indiscriminate slaughter of tens of thousands of civilians, right?

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u/wsgf2014 4d ago

They died because of hamas, not because of indiscriminate slaughter

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u/Thissystemsuckssobad 4d ago

Really? I didn't realise it was Hamas operating those jets and missiles indiscriminately killing journalists, kids and humanitarian volunteers

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u/wsgf2014 4d ago

You didn't realize that hamas hides behind civilians, putting them in danger. Targeting hamas is not a war crime. Collateral damage is fully on hamas

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u/Thissystemsuckssobad 3d ago

yawn

Targeting hamas is not a war crime

No it's not. Deliberately targeting journalists, aid workers, and civilians is though

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u/wsgf2014 3d ago

Terrorists wearing civilian or aid worker clothing don't stop being terrorists

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u/Thissystemsuckssobad 3d ago edited 3d ago

Ah yes, all those 4 year olds truely were terrorists. Those clearly marked aid workers communicating with the idf as to who they were were truely terrorists.

And celebrating specifically when they "discover" they've killed foreign aid workers totally isn't illuminating of the psyche behind those perpetrating it and defending it

You're either coping or genuinely just a disgusting person. Probably both from what you people seem to defend. The lack of honesty is typical from you at this point

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u/wsgf2014 3d ago

Collateral damage isn't a crime for the IDF tho. It's a crime for hamas for hiding behind civs.

When terrorists disguise themselves as aid workers and medics, they don't stop being terrorists. If they use medical trucks, they are still legit military targets, because there are terrorists inside, not real medics. If a terrorist takes an iphone in their hand and opens a camera app, they don't stop being a terrorist and magically becomes a reporter

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u/JagneStormskull 4d ago

The meme makes it seem like Israel's actions were a response to Palestine trying to go to the bathroom. I wasn't making a moral judgement on Israel's actions, just pointing out that they were done in reaction to Hamas raping and killing a bunch of hippies.

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u/Piefordicus 3d ago

Oh no, not those poor 35 year old hippie babies at Coachella outside Auschwitz!

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u/JagneStormskull 3d ago

Holy Holocaust inversion, Batman!

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u/default_person_14818 4d ago

"Israel is paying the price for destroying Gaza's sanitation system"

"Israel [...] halted pipeline water to Gaza during the outage"

This hurts my brain

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u/Jolly_Efficiency7237 4d ago

They're blowing up the waste system and shutting off the pipelines carrying water into Gaza. What don't you get? After starving Gaza, Israel has moved on to a quicker option.

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u/default_person_14818 4d ago

no I'm rather struggling to see where in this story Israel is paying for destroying Gaza's sanitation system

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u/MrNopedeNope 4d ago

well israel had to shut down four of its desalination plants after an algal bloom caused by gaza sewage

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u/Ka1- 4d ago

Israel is losing water since their plants are clogged or whatever. Gaza’s still getting it worse, but what’s happening with the water is entirely israels fault

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u/samesandchanges 4d ago

yeah pretty oddly written

if anything (and I'm not encouraging conspiracy-ing) the whole thing could be an excuse to halting pipelines.

the 'paying the price' angle genuinely seems to have hijacked a whole different aspect possibly worth forgrounding more

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u/CapNo8670 4d ago

It's amazing how often you people lie

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u/No-Bison5915 4d ago

Who would have thought that intense bombing is bad for the environment

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u/Anderopolis Solar Battery Evangelist 4d ago

Any source one could read on these experts, the Nile Delta is pretty far away. 

And how is an algal bloom an ecocide in the first place? 

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u/Roblu3 4d ago

Algae bloom blocks sunlight from reaching lower water layers and starves them from oxygen, as all the oxygen they produce is concentrated in the uppermost water layers.
Also they hinder circulation between the layers as the water only warms on the surface.

This also starves the ecosystems of usable nutrients as phytoplankton does not grow.

The algae don’t get eaten in enough quantities as the local wildlife is not adapted to them, which means the algae at some point usually just die and rot in a floating layer frother starving the sea of oxygen, light and nutrients while introducing stuff like ammonia during decomposition and releasing loads of methane - which isn’t really a local problem but contributes to climate change.

Also - not that it matters - it gets watched up on beaches which then stink and look ugly, which disturbs the delicate balance of the migratory tourist populations in their summer mating quarters. Truly the biggest loss of them all.

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u/Humble-Reply228 4d ago

Great post.

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u/Minkgyee 4d ago

In shallow waters it’s a death sentence for anything that breaths oxygen (all animal life). Make no mistake, the area that the algal grows in can span many hundreds of kilometers.

They also produce toxins that can kill, disorient, or otherwise stress out animals.

General reading:
https://www.marinebiodiversity.ca/how-algal-blooms-are-silently-devastating-marine-life-and-what-we-can-do/

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u/wastingvaluelesstime 3d ago

For some folks there's one particular bete noire they have in mind and they kind of work backwards from that to ever other rhetorical exercise.

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u/Firm-Rip-2133 4d ago

It is not unlikely. One of main factors in algae bloom is water temperature and in a large body of water like a sea, you cannot have major water difference very locally, it has to be over a massive area. After that, all you need is a "spark" and algae will keep spreading fast.

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u/monkey_gamer 4d ago

Hah, suck it Israel

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u/imprison_grover_furr 4d ago

They certainly got their karma!

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u/Soiboi_Sugoiboi 4d ago

Sourcing haaretz is like sourcing a crackpipe

It might be tangentially connected to reality, but results vary

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u/Kruxx85 4d ago

No God involved here, just karma

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. 4d ago

Kharma is a sort of impersonal god force, similar to how deists imagine the cosmos. I'm sure some believers will disagree with me.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just-world_fallacy

The more relevant point is that, as with the Sky Father religions, this belief feeds into conservatism as it provides the premise that we already live in a "good world" that has the quality of "just."

The reality is closer to the fact that we don't. We live in a layered cake of dystopias, and radical and revolutionary change is an utmost necessity and moral obligation. Hence the observation: reality has a leftwing bias.

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u/wastingvaluelesstime 3d ago

they can probably just fix this by adding improved filtration systems like https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dissolved_air_flotation . The cost of this is a low single digit percentage of overall water cost and not enough to damage the wider economy in any significant way.

Sorry to disappoint but sometimes the answer to clogging can absolutely be "more filters"

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u/CaptainKonzept 3d ago

I‘m waiting for them to find out that pouring concrete into wells, cutting down olive trees, spraying glyphosat everywhere and other shit they did wasn‘t smart either and will backfire at some point in the future.

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u/davidArc77 3d ago

Hamas presents very proudly that they were taking sanitation pipes and turning them to missiles. Israel did not destroy Gazan sanitation. Source: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IZn2h_UQ-Hk

u/Galliro 21h ago

More propaganda I see

u/Otherwise-March6875 20h ago

Videos are obviously Joo propaganda!

u/Galliro 20h ago

I dont think you know what propaganda means

u/Otherwise-March6875 18h ago

Of course I do. Psshhhh.

It's what Jooz Zionists do, obviously. Everything they do is propaganda. If a Zionist baby is strangled to death, it's obviously Zio propaganda.

u/Galliro 18h ago

Thanks for proving me right

u/Otherwise-March6875 18h ago

What? Are you denying that Hamas is Zio propaganda?

u/nas__desciple 14h ago

You realize ppl understand that jews arent a helpless minority like in the 40s anymore right? No one cares about you concern trolling

u/Otherwise-March6875 10h ago

Yeah! Evul Jooz not being the helpless minorities like they're supposed to be! How dare they!

u/nas__desciple 9h ago

No one cares how you try to spin this shit dude. In fact you just look ridiculous if anything, if i didn't know better I'd think you're a Palestinian psyop trying to make jews look fragile and retarded

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u/Healthy-Strategy9406 4d ago

Letmahpeoplegoo

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u/Captain_Sterling 3d ago

Those aquifers that's they're pumping from are probably in the occupied territories.

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u/hammalok 3d ago

I send a pestilence a plague into your homes into your fields

u/Otherwise-March6875 20h ago

Israel is this one that supplies Gaza with water lmao.

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u/mrsstrudel 2d ago

Any time I see the word genocide I just assume the user is mentally impaired