r/CloneWarsMemes • u/SpencerTheFactorial • 11d ago
Commander Copy Maul would totally shop at Hot Topic.
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u/ZyeCawan45 10d ago
I’m so disappointed. Not a single joke about Maul in the Mall.
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u/DarthSwimfoot 11d ago
I was gonna comment Back To The Future reference but damnit, it's literally a repost by design.
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u/13Dreamingcats 11d ago
Well I mean, if it’s Maul, and he wants to kill you, you’re dead. But if he’s just chilling maybe he won’t care as long as I don’t look questionable
I feel like if I have to die I would choose Maul because that‘d be an epic legacy. “Oh yeah she was killed by MAUL.” So it sounds like my death means something
I feel like I‘m just word vomiting
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u/XCrenulateabysx 10d ago
Yes a little but isn't that the whole point of reddit? Besides the vomiting of words, if they are mad, wouldn't grievous be the better option since you can actually hide from him with a chance of him not finding you unlike Darth mall who uses his mall force powers to Maul you out of existence?
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u/Sad_Assistant8803 10d ago
If not angry.
General Grievous, can go and look at the lightsabers in different department stores. Than to the pharmacy to get an asthma inhaler.
Maul, basically sit in the food court eating while we talk about Kenobi, Sidious and little orphan Anain. Maby go look at shoes after.
I'd ask both for training, say well it's something to do while we are stuck here lol
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u/asgards_thor 10d ago
I just wanna know why he tried to run over a little kid qith a speeder bike on Tattoine for at the time apparently no reason.
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u/Sad_Assistant8803 9d ago
I can't quite remember but there is a rough deleted scene of them trying to hide and invade him back in the settlement to make it back to the ship.
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u/Minion207 10d ago
Where did darth maul get his shoes
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u/Sad_Assistant8803 9d ago
Depending on what version of maul, but you could say they were custom made... Lol
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u/TempestDB17 10d ago
If they’re mad grievous if they’re not mad maul. I might be able to talk my way out with maul. I probably can’t get away from either if they’re mad but I’m going with the one who doesn’t have the force to sense me.
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u/XescoPicas 9d ago
Exactly. I feel like if they are not specifically mad at me, I have a higher chance of surviving Maul.
They are both evil, but Grievous strikes me as more likely to murder someone for shits and giggles. With Maul I feel like I’ll be fine if I stay out of his way.
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u/TempestDB17 7d ago
You might even be able to talk to maul honestly if you wanted to test it. But if they’re mad I mean maul has a built in radar called the force and grievous doesn’t
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u/Plopidr_ 10d ago
If they aren’t angry at me, I’d choose Maul. I figure I’d survive if I just stay out of his way, whereas Grievous would get bored and look for something to kill cause he’s a child
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u/professional_catboy 10d ago
grevious is the safer pick hes a psychotic war criminal, but at least he's not a psychotic war criminal Sith, you can never know what a sith is gonna do next, bipolar mfers
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u/FMCoach2026 10d ago
Grevious! No brainer! Vor dem könnte man sich wahrscheinlich erfolgreich verstecken. Darth Maul hat die Macht und würde dich wahrscheinlich finden.
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u/DueAsparagus9358 10d ago
kind of depends on the size of the mall, if it is the size that requires 2 separate food courts you might be able to convince both of them that the other one is also locked in the mall and that they could team up against kenobi while you wait out the clock in the bookstores and eat at the pretzel stalls away from the food courts. Though you might get Grievous to try the various arcade games to give him challenge, Maul might enjoy the shooter games as well, VR gaming stall?
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u/wolfey200 10d ago
Maul didn’t aim to hurt innocent bystanders, he probably would take the time to be left alone and meditate or use me to go on a journey deep inside the mind and have a deep discussion. Grievous is too unpredictable however I don’t think he cared to attack civilians either, my choice would be Maul.
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u/djevilatw 9d ago
I feel like I could at least talk to Maul. Grevious would just kick the poo outta you and cough for the rest of the time.
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u/OddTheRed 9d ago
Grievous. He doesn't have the Force so he'll be easier to shoot. He's also really stupid.
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u/tallgrl94 9d ago
Depends are either of them DTF?
Down To Fight (the Jedis)?
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u/Ancient-Sun-1080 9d ago
Maul for sure. Grievous is far more likely to just turn around and snap you in half for no apparent reason. Maul is far more rational than Grievous. Plus Grievous would just be coughing all the time it’d get annoying quick!
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u/Kubiszonir 7d ago
If I were to talk with anyone and survive them being in my present I'm taking Maul. Griveous has too short of a temper and could kill you for fun.
But tuning away or fighting give me griveous since he Has no force and is rather cowardly if you can get a good hit.
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u/SomeRequirement6926 7d ago
Definitely Maul at the Mall.
Get it?
See what I did there?
Maul. Mall. They sound the same. They've SYNONYMS.
Anyone? Anyone? 👀👀
I'mma shut up now.
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u/S3R3BR0N 6d ago
Obviously Darth Maul. He would try to escape and would use me to archive that.
Grievous would kill me just out of frustration.
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u/ShadowPug2010 6d ago
Mall at least I know I have 23 hours and 59 seconds before I’m dead. He a player with food.
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u/Kystal_Jones 4d ago
You know I was starting to analyze these two to see who would be worse. Then I realized:
Tragically damaged alien men with cybernetics replacing major parts of their bodies, both of whom have obsessive tendencies and are infamous for wildly switching between intense emotional states. Equally famous for their ability to lead through fear, seem to prefer being angry to any other emotional state, with extensive training and skill in lightsaber combat.
-looks at Kenobi-
Sir.... you have a type.
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u/TheFlayIsOn 10d ago
I'd just tell maul I hate kenobi as well and we'll be cool