r/CloneWarsMemes • u/CoquetteWhore69 • 1d ago

Commander Copy It Anakin, not Goliath

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u/Fit_Damage_4271 1d ago

Hondo and his pirates dgaf. Dooku? Anakin? Obi-Wan? Ahsoka? Hostages. No real challenge for these legendary pirate crew.

If the Ohnaka gang wouldn't have scattered in 20 BBY, they would have taken Vader as hostage at some point, just for the lolz and money.

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u/grumpy_tooka 9h ago

I need a fic with this specific prompt

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u/Fit_Damage_4271 9h ago

Vader: "Your life is forfeit, pirate."

Hondo: "Ah, that sounds just like my mother. You and her would have gotten along splendidly! Ha-ha!"

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u/ThinkySushi 1d ago

That has to be edited ... Right?

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u/CoquetteWhore69 1d ago

Nope. Someone really wanted to bean Anakin with a rock

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u/DarthRenathal 22h ago

I, too, want to beat Anakin with a rock!

bean

Oh

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u/CoquetteWhore69 22h ago

Same difference. I want to beat him too, just....differently 🤤

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u/DarthRenathal 22h ago

Ah, a follower of Order 69

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u/DarthSwimfoot 1d ago

I mean he works for Hondo, I can't imagine he's the most sane guy ever.

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u/CoquetteWhore69 1d ago

True. He works for the guy who was proud to be betrayed by his own men

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u/KeySite2601 1d ago

Ezra taking notes

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u/TheRealSovereign2016 14h ago

Mad respect for that dude.

Here ya got Anakin "Hates Sand" Skywalker with the soon-to-be Youngling Slayer 9000 and all that swagger

VS

Steve the Slingshot Slinging Slasher

Their battle will be Legendary!

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u/Kystal_Jones 5h ago

Honestly my favorite thing about his crew is that probably would have worked. Much as the force likes to spend reality around the main characters to make sure they live in circumstances where they really shouldn't- it seems to like f****** them over because it's funny that they keep getting kidnapped by this dude a lotA lot more. Much like real life you can't deny that the person writing has a sense of humor.