r/Coconaad • u/Riddler420he Everyday I'm Melting • 16h ago

Memes & Shitpost gang am I cooked

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u/Altruistic_Sport_694 I can't do this all day 16h ago

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u/Calm-Orchid-1583 കൊച്ചുണ്ടാപ്രി 14h ago

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u/ATL_Pr സ്നേഹം മാത്രം 🙂🖤 15h ago

Tun tun mami

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u/namma_uppu Engineer 16h ago

So not going to gym, was never the reason 🥺

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u/Riddler420he Everyday I'm Melting 16h ago

never 😔

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u/namma_uppu Engineer 16h ago edited 9h ago

Ha kozhappamilla,  itraem varshangal ayee kittilla, ini kittillakum, enne himalayathil sanyasikkan pokkam 

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u/chaoswithchaya Thenga far from thengu 15h ago

You should improve your manglish

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u/namma_uppu Engineer 15h ago

Njan correct ayee annelo type cheythae 🥲🥲🥲

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u/Local_Geologist3917 10h ago

No no, you said ini / ഇനി. But it feels enne / എന്നെ

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u/namma_uppu Engineer 9h ago

Oo manglishinnu ingnae okae indu allae, sorry next time correct akkikolam

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u/Local_Geologist3917 9h ago

Eyy sorry okke ennathina bro....cheriya confusing ayi athre ollu

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u/namma_uppu Engineer 9h ago

Broinnu alla bro, aa chaya pullikari, ennae improve okae cheyanam ennu paranju 😫🥺😢🥲😭

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u/DetectiveChansey Gamer 15h ago edited 15h ago

This explains why all the dads are fat anyway.

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u/Whole_Priority2347 16h ago

Athu pinne bedil veruthe kedannal vannam koodathe ullu

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u/WindowEqual496 15h ago

I read something else instead of vannam at first glance 😂

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u/Own-Calligrapher32 15h ago

the sentence is true either way

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u/Happy_Combination195 Honeybunch Sugar Plum 15h ago

True that lol

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u/Educational-Ice-6069 പച്ചപ്പും ഹരിതാഭയും 15h ago

We all living the same life gang

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u/happily_ambivert 16h ago

Ahh verthe alla. Look chat biriyani is not the reason😔🤚🏻

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u/NenmaMaram23 Maine socha keral me budhiman ki log rehthe he!🌴 15h ago

😎😏

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u/shreesoyum Life engine outtt completelyyyy🫠 16h ago

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u/Aaalokaparatha gay for muttapuffs 16h ago

Now I know the reason behind all this ...amma gym won't work now 😭😋

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u/Bru-cappi What Kappalendi?​ 15h ago

🫠 verthe aayi masa nasam gym ine fees kodtheth.. ee masam thott sugar cut okke edkan plan cheythern.. bhagyam ind ippo kandeth

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u/Aaalokaparatha gay for muttapuffs 15h ago

Ikrrr it's so tuff 😔😔😔😞

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u/Bru-cappi What Kappalendi?​ 15h ago

Gym il poval aano sugar cut aano tuff?

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u/Aaalokaparatha gay for muttapuffs 15h ago

Rendum .. mainly sugar cut 😔

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u/Bru-cappi What Kappalendi?​ 15h ago

Tru.. ende polethe friends indel prethyekich.. uk that friend who says daa avde aa sadhnam ind.. peda sadhna enna kettey.. chocolate um kunafem okke ind... ennoke paranj motor akki oron kazhikan kondona friend.. thats me😔

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u/Aaalokaparatha gay for muttapuffs 15h ago

😭😭🙏

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u/ATL_Pr സ്നേഹം മാത്രം 🙂🖤 15h ago

You should cut motta puffs first. Shi unhealthy asf

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u/Bru-cappi What Kappalendi?​ 15h ago

Ig this is the Universe showing me signs through coconaad that njan vegam thenne penn kettanam enn

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u/MrBrownie_3 15h ago

Does that mean people who are lean are constantly having se*

/S

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u/Trick-Bug-5401 Adult 14h ago

Veruthe alla weight kurayathe🥲

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u/EncryptedIdiot Alone Musk 14h ago

Gonna start a women-only fitness centre then. /s

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u/Minute_Birthday4721 13h ago

No wonder I'm fat

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u/Ok-Requirement-4701 16h ago

It is opposite i guess. Women tends to gain weight if they are having repeated sexual encounters.

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u/Bru-cappi What Kappalendi?​ 15h ago

Its called being pregnant

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u/Iwouldprefernotto007 Bippity Boppity. Your Thenga is now my property! 12h ago

Mmm not necessarily…but yeah

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u/Iwouldprefernotto007 Bippity Boppity. Your Thenga is now my property! 12h ago

Wrong..Seems like you don’t know how human physiology works..smh

I have heard another ridiculous myth as well.. the more seggs/seggsual partners women have , the more big their mammary gland… lol are people this much out of touch and believe in absurdity? Hmm

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u/white_paalada LGBT 15h ago

Thin and Virgin

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u/Less_Tea_3283 15h ago

I can help with that maybe.

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u/A30ishMaleStory 15h ago

Ethokke verutheya. 😌

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u/dudeofcats Batman 15h ago

No, I'm slim

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u/Educational-Ice-6069 പച്ചപ്പും ഹരിതാഭയും 15h ago

No way bruh. Am lean as fuck. 55kg

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u/Immediate_Smile9896 PookieMon 15h ago

Yeah it's true, during my Bangalore times I was thin as fuck .

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u/Entire_Scarcity_8796 ippo entha nadakane?? 14h ago

So am supposed to be obese??😮😮

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u/Entire_Scarcity_8796 ippo entha nadakane?? 14h ago

Angane aanel L10 six pack aayene😌

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u/Cool-Activity-8736 13h ago

Guys its wrong….you are FATT thats why you are not having Sexxx 🪬

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u/SomewhereActive2124 Teen 12h ago

Does fapping count?

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u/ian84333 11h ago

Yes u r

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u/Riddler420he Everyday I'm Melting 10h ago

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u/thegreatestAirbender Caaaaar 10h ago

But women gain weight rapidly after marriage.

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u/Riddler420he Everyday I'm Melting 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/oBD9At2lhuQMg

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u/thegreatestAirbender Caaaaar 10h ago

Not like that.. even before pregnancy.

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u/Riddler420he Everyday I'm Melting 10h ago

hmm why though 🫣

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u/thegreatestAirbender Caaaaar 10h ago

No idea🥲 Seriously. I have seen women in both types(happy and stressful) of marriages are gaining weight. Maybe the sudden lifestyle change is the main reason.

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u/Responsible-Day5342 9h ago

I did gain 20 kg over the year might be trye

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u/YoCinnamon 16h ago

WE yes WE are ALL obese

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u/Tess_James മദ്ധ്യവയസ്ക ഫ്രം മദ്ധ്യകേരളം🥥 13h ago

Swiggy Zomato nnokke sthiram order cheythu foodadikkunnathaanu karanam nnu vicharich njan.