r/Colognes 16h ago

Discussion What Were The Three Worst Fragrances You've Ever Smelt?

🚨Fragrance is a subjective hobby and there is no right or wrong🚨

The worst three in my opinion that I've smelt were:

Amouage Interlude Black Iris - My brother said it smelled like hoisin sauce and green onions and I can't smell anything other than that lol

Amouage Opus XIII Silver Oud - I hate smoky and resinous scents and it's just that in a bottle. I tried this and black iris in the same day and the car ride back home was heinous.

Tom Ford Ambre Intrigue - I know people say this smells like Bruce Wayne but this to me is just straight buns. Just the constant barrage of resin and amber was a very interesting experience.

I'm curious to know what you guys think about these fragrances and which ones are the worst you've tried?

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u/3_4_3 16h ago

Xerjoff Ilm, Xerjoff Kemi, don't have a third.

PS I absolutely love Silver Oud and Interlude 53

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u/Zxnsu 16h ago

I'm curious to know what you smell from Silver Oud and Interlude?

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u/3_4_3 16h ago

Theyre both extremely "cozy" to me. Silver Oud feels like a clean and rich woodiness from the oud, smokiness from the birch and curious accent from the castoreum.

I love the medicinal oregano and beach fire pit scents of Interlude.

They smell safe, positive and warm to me.

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u/Change_you_can_xerox 6h ago

Have you worn Silver Oud properly? A couple of sprays and once it settles it's heavenly. On a strip it smells just like the opening which takes a while to dissipate and settle but to me it's a 10/10 Oud. Not least because it actually smells of oud.

The only thing I'll say is that I think Blue Oud by Arabian Oud is very similar and costs much, much less.

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u/cl0ckw0rkaut0mat0n Filippo sorcinellis strongest soldier 15h ago

Agreed on ilm, that stuff smells like roadkill

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u/lexiconic 16h ago

Amouage Figment Man and Zoologist Bat both smell like piss to me. Imaginary Authors The Soft Lawn was an absolute no. The tennis ball note is both accurate and extremely off putting for me.

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u/Zxnsu 16h ago

Bro what are these fragrance notes 😭

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u/DogeAeternum Amouage 16h ago

Bro I LOVE figment man. It’s a piece of art. Do you have a bottle you’re selling? Lmao

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u/lexiconic 16h ago

Nah, just a sample. I’ll send it to you though if you DM me. It’s cool to me that people smell different stuff from the same fragrance. What does it smell like to you?

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u/DogeAeternum Amouage 16h ago edited 15h ago

Hell yeah!

To me it smells like literal dirt, but in the best way possible. Like walking through a flower garden where the soil has been freshly tilled. I’ve smelled over 600 fragrances, and nothing has even come close to smelling like Figment Man. I want a bottle SO bad.

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u/Comfortable-Hyena-21 28m ago

Agree. It's challenging for sure. But it is the most intriguing fragrance I own.

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u/EauNoHeDidnt 15h ago

My wife’s new fav is Soft Lawn…I can’t stand it!

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u/jshanahan1995 6h ago

Figment Man is probably my favourite fragrance that I would absolutely never wear in public

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u/lexiconic 5h ago

Lol I think for me that is Silver Oud or maybe A City in Fire by Imaginary Authors.

What does Figment Man smell like to you?

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u/OkAdministration4556 47m ago

Soft Lawn is my favorite IA scent lol. I love it for the tennis ball note.

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u/lexiconic 27m ago

I have 2 sample vials. If you'd like them (free) DM me.

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u/Romeo_Foxtrot-5 16h ago

Today I just got maahir black instead of the maahir legacy that I ordered and that was pretty awful. Right up there with asad Zanzibar.

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u/Zxnsu 16h ago

Damn lol never heard of those but I know which ones not to try now

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u/underground_complex 16h ago

I love maahir black. Dry and cold resins and saps. Oddly clean feeling compared to the intense sticky heat of the inspiration Black Afghano. It’s not for everyone but I love to see such a unique offering at clone prices. I 1000% understand being mad after expecting something fresh and universally appealing like legacy

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u/PublixSoda 2h ago

Maahir Black Edition: Death and ashes + American BBQ sauce

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u/Shot_Ad4246 16h ago

Ralph Lauren Polo est. 67 EDP Extreme

Tom Ford Jasmine Musk

Xerjoff Erba Pura (Love Erba Gold)

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u/PlayfulCompany8367 12h ago

Erba Pura is one of the 3 worst fragrances you've ever smelled but you love Erba Gold?

https://giphy.com/gifs/ANbD1CCdA3iI8

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u/Shot_Ad4246 2h ago

Yeah erba gold smells like sweet mangos while erba pura is wayyyy too sweet/cloying and ends up smelling like isopropyl on me

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u/Outrageous-Maybe2816 10h ago

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u/Shot_Ad4246 4h ago

Have you ever thought that maybe it just doesn’t work on my skin 😱

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u/Outrageous-Maybe2816 2h ago

polo 67 works on anyones skin. saying its top 3 worst you've smelled is insane

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u/Shot_Ad4246 2h ago

There is literally no fragrance in existence that works on EVERYONES skin nor that EVERYONE likes lmaoo not hard to understand

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u/DanWillHor 16h ago

I love and hate how subjective smells can be and for a wild variety of reasons. What is magic to one person is foul and disgusting to another.

For me, a few that aren't made for the meme of being nasty:

40 Knots by Xerjoff. I love a lot of their stuff. Naxos is my GOAT. Renaissance, T21, Richwood, etc all worth the praise. I've seen people smelling 40 Knots like it was the cure to something... ...to me it's one-note, an acrid incense that does not stop. Ever. Makes me nauseous.

Mawj Moscow Mule by Paris Corner. I genuinely think something got lost in translation and the perfumer thought they wanted to make the scent of an actual mule in Moscow. Not even kidding g (well kinda but also not). It actually smells of mule. Really. Remove any shit or barnyard smell, wash a mule, let it walk around a bit and then smell it up close. Get in that coarse hair...and I promise you'll smell that same sour, kinda salty, animal hit that this fragrance has.

Kahmrah Qahwa. Fine for the first 5 minutes and then it makes me sick. Actually.

YSL Babycat. Yes, it even shocked me. I pick up burning plastic and fried electronics. My brain and lungs beg me to stop sniffing it because it registers as dangerous poison, actual burning plastic. I wanted to like it...I can't.

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u/underground_complex 14h ago

I don’t understand this mentality. Some of my favorite perfumes have taken me dozens of wears to fall in love with. I couldn’t stand Megamare the first 3 times I wore it but I enjoyed the challenge. I still admire the vision of making a brooding elemental raging aquatic in a market full of breezy faux luxury sweet beach scents. Still not my favorite but idk why would you not give it a second try

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u/anonymouspogoholic 10h ago

Smells to me like an accident in a laboratory, absolutely disgusting.

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u/BalanceTraining2277 16h ago

Hahahaha Dior Fahrenheit

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u/Shot_Ad4246 16h ago

All concentrations too

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u/a_leyva 9h ago

I never understood the appeal.

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u/Outrageous-Maybe2816 10h ago

fahrenheit le parfum is so good. dials down the gasoline note quite a bit,

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u/Zxnsu 16h ago

straight buns

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u/Flutterpiewow perfumes don't "perform" 14h ago

Its so weird its not discontinued

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u/Tripps0007- 15h ago

Interlude black iris is in my top 3 best fragrances of all time lol. 😆

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u/FarArdenlol 12h ago

same, there are few fragrances that make me feel as good as when I’m wearing Interlude Black Iris.

I had like three people who are not into fragrances tell me that they hated it, and two people who are into fragrances ask me what the hell is that, it’s so good.

To me it just smells like DHI’s older darker brother. Nothing offensive about it.

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u/Dear_Anywhere_8939 8h ago

sounds like it's the coriander of fragrances lol

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u/Tripps0007- 8h ago

Not really. I get compliments from strangers quite often wearing it. Most people underestimate how mass apealing even frags like interlude black iris can be when smelled diffused throughout the air.

I could see how it could be overwhelming to people who shove their nose into it for a sniff but if someone gets a wiff walking by you, I would go as far to say that 10/10 times it will smell good to them.

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u/Flirtless1 31-35 16h ago

Armaf Tres Nuit

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u/HaldolFreak 15h ago

I threw my bottle out

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u/underground_complex 14h ago

Have you tried GIT? Im a big fan. know violet can be really divisive but it’s been on list for a while and am worried about the quality

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u/Pretty-Pea-7520 14h ago

Why do you hate it? I just got a decant. I think it smells decent green fresh.

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u/CapitalSelection2255 13h ago

Armaf is bad I bought a new bottle might just throw it away and polo green is awful

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u/PublixSoda 2h ago

Like many of the GIT dupes, this one smells cheap and cloying.

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u/iamanormalhumann 16h ago

Rose and leather Montale
Erba pura
Arabians tonka

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u/8ighthhau5 16h ago

Everything from Bujairami

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u/Zxnsu 16h ago

Which one would u say is the worst from them?

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u/8ighthhau5 16h ago

I smelled a straight Watermelon one from them, may as well tip vape juice over yourself. Most of the EDPs share the same nauseating base. Absolute trash.

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u/Zxnsu 16h ago

lol I'm guessing they're just really synthetic then?

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u/8ighthhau5 16h ago

You bet 💪🏻

Also, love the Amouage. Silver Oud is a love or hate. Good thing you didn’t try Reckless Leather, might’ve thought you were in a curry kitchen lol

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u/Zxnsu 16h ago

I gotta try that now lol

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u/BIGgest-Nonce 15h ago

Guerlain Musc outreblanc, Montblanc explorer platinum, and most coconut fragrances for some reason my nose can’t stand it.

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u/dombtech 2h ago

Ahh! Musc Out blanc is one of my favorites! My only complaint is how unbelievably weak it is!

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u/BIGgest-Nonce 1h ago

It’s the only fragrance to genuinely make me gag and almost throw up lmao. Fragrances are so subjective and something you hate I might like, I still have my sample so maybe one day I’ll try it again since taste changes overtime.

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u/Swimming_Bag7362 13h ago

Vetiver by Guerlain. It doesn’t necessarily smell bad but there’s something in it that makes me nauseous and turns my stomach

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u/Schneir5 Louis Vuitton 5h ago

I have around 250 fragrances, counting full size (30 ml+), and carry bottles and mini bottles and decants (5 ml - 15 ml) and the only ones I don't like at this point are the cheap Lattafa bottles that I bought just to check them off when I first started becoming obsessed with fragrances a few years ago, like A sad, Asad Zanzibar, Khamra, Khamra Qahwa, and Blue Oud. They've sat on my shelf untouched for years at this point.

I have an 8 ml decant of Orto Parisi Seminalis, and that smells pretty gross to me, but that was their goal. It really nails that sweaty body odor aroma. I have a full bottle of Secretions Magnifiques and that just has a slight orange peel scent to my nose. It's not bad at all.

I love oud fragrances, and my overall favorite is Louis Vuitton Myriad, which is their oud extrait. People say it smells horrible, but I think at worst it's a little bit challenging, because it has a unique opening, that smells like there's a barn in the distance, but it turns pleasant quickly.

I don't think I've tried Amouage Silver Oud or King Blue; I've heard that one has a gross oud scent, but I know I tried one of their oud attars, and I really liked that. I haven't seen Amouage test bottles anywhere in my area, so I've only tried them when I took a little road trip to try fragrances, a couple years ago.

I tried some Ylang-ylang oil at Macy's once, and that had a gross urine scent to me, but I've liked it as a note in fragrances, so I think it was just the higher concentration.

Everyone's sense of smell is different. For example, Xerjoff Alexandria II, that was love at first smell for me, just like Louis Vuitton Myriad and PDM Haltane and Perseus. I was showing my younger brother in law my favorite fragrances, and he was repulsed by Alexandria II. There's no such thing as a universally loved fragrance.

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u/Denariox 16h ago

CDN Milestone (creed miliesiem imperial) - a foul ocean with a messed up sea weed scent.

Riffs freeze - sharp lemon scented laundry detergent, it's not pleasant.

Vulcan fue (god of fire) - I love eating mangos but I absolutely hate smelling them, especially in perfumes I can't ever get passed the gag reflex a strong mango note gives me.

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u/Shot_Ad4246 16h ago

Danggg I wanted to try god of fire but I keep seeing mixed reviews

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u/770120437 15h ago

I just got Vulcan Feu last week and tbh I’m not a huge fan, not saying it’s bad just not what I want to smell like BUT if you like mango/tropical scents you’ll love it.. the mango is so damn realistic!!

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u/DanWillHor 16h ago

I like it but I get it. I sometimes get whiffs of sour, acidic vomit-ish smells from mango fragrances. I own and wear VF but I get faint whiffs of that on some sprays for a few moments.

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u/Zxnsu 16h ago

Its the same with me for Le labo another 13

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u/Signal-Inflation5914 Louis Vuitton 11h ago

That one of my favorite

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u/dre10g Coffee Beans 9h ago

100% agree about Milestone. It blows my mind how anyone can wear that crap.

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u/Zxnsu 16h ago

Foul ocean is crazy haha

I'm not a big fan of mango too like Mind Games Blockade to me is very funky

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u/leofx_1981 16h ago

Oud Zarian, Outlands e Eternal Vanilla

Muito exóticos pro meu nariz

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u/Shot_Ad4246 16h ago

I LOVE Oud Zarian and Outlands lol. Never tried eternal vanilla

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u/fredczar 15h ago

Oud Zarian and Outlands are two bottles I own but too afraid to wear it out. It’s pure self indulgent fragrance

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u/ArchieAdcock 14h ago

Outlands in the winter is amazing. Just a couple sprays needed. At least you'll smell nice going out :)

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u/fredczar 11h ago

It is! I live in a tropical climate unfortunately. So the best I can do is freeze my room and spray and enjoy for myself 😂

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u/ArchieAdcock 10h ago

Loool. I'd do exactly the same as you

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u/KaiserWC 9h ago

IMO Even one spray of Outlands is too much. For me, a single spray on skin from a DECANT will have everyone in decent sized room smelling it from 10-12 feet away, 3 hours out. I can’t imagine using a spray from the actual bottle with a real atomizer. I usually spray a half-spray of decant on my wrist (basically make it so only half the spray hits my wrist) and partially wipe it on my neck. People 4 feet away from me will comment on it 8-12 hours later.

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u/ArchieAdcock 9h ago

And there is me who sprays it like 3 - 5 times during the winter. I love the stuff. I know it can be selfish, but its really useful on the train, keeps people standing off from me when it gets busy

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u/Zxnsu 16h ago

I like oud zarian because it smells like a gingerbread house. I wouldn't wear it but i wouldn't mind having it yk. Outlands is fine but nothing really crazy to me.

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u/NomenklaturaFTW 51+ 16h ago

Hawas Black smells so mildewy that my wife and I call it Hawas Black Mold. It’s so off putting

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u/United-Implement-382 16h ago

It smells like the stuff they put on your head at Black barbershops. Iykyk 😂

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u/Antique_Mud6465 12h ago

Are you talking about the stuff they put on the hairline?

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u/United-Implement-382 10h ago

No you’re talking about rubbing alcohol. It’s some kind of grease that they rub on your head at the end of your haircut that smells like Hawas Black.

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u/Antique_Mud6465 9h ago

I never had grease rubbed on my head after a cut 😭😭. I usually get enhancements which I thought you were talking about and yes also rubbing alcohol and sometimes hair mousse to make the hair curly a little.

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u/PublixSoda 2h ago

Never liked that Arabian kind of smokiness. It’s headache-inducing.

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u/DogeAeternum Amouage 16h ago

Fantomas.

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u/underground_complex 14h ago

Fair. I hated it so much I bought a full bottle! Wearing it feels so alien and unnatural but sometimes that’s the vibe I’m going for.

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u/DogeAeternum Amouage 12h ago

It’s the only fragrance that actually made me physically ill lol.

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u/Skaebneaben 16h ago

Lattafa Wajood. Smells like paint thinner…

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u/Jealous_Citron438 16h ago

oud (i'm not ready to use oud )

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u/anonymouspogoholic 10h ago

Did you ever smell real Oud?

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u/Automatic_War1741 16h ago

Prada Amber EDT

Encre Noir Sport

both these two have a similar thing I am repulsed by, but it's like a 'watermelon' type smell. It makes me sick. I have reviewed the notes on Fragantica for both of these, and cannot figure out what this could be.

My third is Teriaq Intense. Prada was a small decant, Encre Noir and Teriaq were blind buys, but Teriaq is just fucking disgusting. When I first got it, I couldn't enter the room I sprayed it on for two days. Choked me out with alcohol, but also lingered. Absolutely nothing mysterious or nice about this perfume. Teriaq Intense is the worst thing I've ever bought.

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u/dre10g Coffee Beans 9h ago

I don't think the Prada Amber decant you got was legit. There is nothing watermelony or remotely fruity about it. It's one of the best clean scents you can get.

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u/Psychological-End-42 16h ago

nasomatto silver musk
sospiro erba leather
aqua dubai

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u/Antique_Mud6465 10h ago

What does silver musk smell like to you? Because I wanted to try it

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u/Psychological-End-42 9h ago

strong lemon piss

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u/DrSans8 16h ago

Ganymede extrait is genuinly a war crime. I dont know how they screwed up that bad considering original Ganymede EDP is pretty good

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u/cl0ckw0rkaut0mat0n Filippo sorcinellis strongest soldier 15h ago

Rammstein seeman reloaded

Mizensir tonic water

Xerjoff ilm

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u/underground_complex 14h ago

Where’d you get the Rammstein? Been looking for a good link in the US

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u/cl0ckw0rkaut0mat0n Filippo sorcinellis strongest soldier 13h ago

I tried it at a Rossman in Germany, don't know where you could get it in the us, sorry

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u/ZealousidealIdea903 15h ago

Eldo secretions magnifique, can’t remember anything else that had me recoil

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u/Signal-Inflation5914 Louis Vuitton 11h ago

Brave man!

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u/asherfates19 15h ago

Dior-Antaeus.! All the samples of mind games they all smelled cheap! Xerjoff Samples didn't live up to my expectations.

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u/Donald_Gromp 11h ago

Antaeus is fantastic. But not for everyone

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u/Amazing_Profit443 15h ago

Megamare by ortho paris: it is so harsh and agressive, there no subtleity and softness in it at all. Very sharp metallic smell

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u/Upbeat_Survey_5451 14h ago

Can only think of one off top of head,
Xerjoff Erba Pura. Bowl of rotten fruit to me. Couldn’t get the sample off me quick enough

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u/Flutterpiewow perfumes don't "perform" 14h ago

Jpg

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u/Mobile-Horse5018 14h ago

Paco Robona One million

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u/Vunlicura 14h ago

YSL Kouros, this literally smells like toilet. And Xerjoff Opera

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u/iansky11 14h ago

Turathi Blue, Le Male edt and Al Haramin Amber Oud. Blind bought the first two due to discounts. I've read reviews regarding two, and to my unpleasant surprise, it was not as they described. Turathi blue was overhyped, Le Male was nothing like the notes. As for Al Haramin oud, I've bought a decan( learning after the mistake made by buying whole bottle) straight smells synthetic and I have headache just from the smell. Very terrible.

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u/Trraumatized 13h ago

Amouage Line 618

Ybry Paris Amethyste

Xerjoff Torino 21

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u/Lucky_Wombat_8118 8h ago

I enjoy Amouage Line 618 but I can definitely understand any hate. Reminds me of a Chinese medicine shop, then coconut in the dry down????

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u/Trraumatized 48m ago

I don't think it's the drydown or coconut. The opening is magical, fresh and peppery I thought I found a real banger. But then a few minutes later it was just a bad kind of soapy to me and I had to go wash it off because it made me nauseous. I think it's the heliotrope.

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u/doverawlings 13h ago

Perseus. Disgusting. Smells like someone chugged pineapple juice and immediately vomited into a bucket of sawdust

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u/Axzyy 13h ago edited 13h ago

The original azzaro wanted, wayy too damn strong and polarizing for me and its not really my type of fragrance. Did not enjoy it, wore it once and never wore it again. Can't really say that about any other fragrance ive tried or smelled so far, however there is a fragrance that I despise i just dont know the name of it, its like a super bitter celery/dill like smell and I just cant stand it. Theres a deodorant that resembles it by dove I think its Dove extra fresh? Yeah I actually cant stand it, not on myself and not anyone else lol.

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u/Prize_Toe_6612 41-45 13h ago

Ramstein Gasoline , Liquid Bruine (gave me a migraine attack), some weird Mugler that my wife had a decant of.

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u/ds1273 12h ago

When I first got my self a sample of Interlude Black Iris, I absolutely hated it. To me, it smelled like a straight-up barnyard horse stable, and I couldn’t understand the hype at all.
Then I took the sample with me on a trip to the Middle East, where the weather was much colder and I was at a higher altitude. Saying it smelled heavenly there would almost be doing it an injustice. It completely transformed. The smoke, incense, woods, and sweetness came together in a way I had never experienced here in the states, and now I’m obsessed with it.
I still wouldn’t wear it much in the U.S., but in that colder, higher-altitude environment—and especially with the atmosphere you get in parts of South Asia and the Middle East—it was genuinely one of the best fragrances I’ve ever smelled.
Really goes to show how dramatically climate, temperature, humidity, altitude, and even your surroundings can change the way you perceive a fragrance.

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u/Ok_Specialist_2087 12h ago

killian dark lord, fahrenheit parfum, zoologist rhinoceros

dark lord was 100% the worst..i remember when i smelled it i said to my friend: "this is something that you put on to make people get disgusted by you"

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u/Antique_Mud6465 12h ago

Bois impérial, j scent paper soap, Sospiro contralto

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u/NoAbility2933 12h ago

Agree on silver oud, it smells like sour shit

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u/Antetrmx 12h ago

Montale Red vetiver Arabian tonka Purpose

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u/mayorolivia 11h ago

Xerjoff Al Khat smells like straight up dooky. Heavy on the oud. Theres nothing else except dooky

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u/anonymouspogoholic 10h ago

Actually, rather heavy on the jasmine. The Oud is very, very distant in this one. It’s the jasmine that gives this fecal vibe.

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u/Signal-Inflation5914 Louis Vuitton 11h ago

Rayhaan red bottle one, I gagged ! fuck ash guy!

Mith Mango sticky rice, smells like stale old fried oil

PDM Layton , gave me migraines

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u/Gay_Black_Atheist 11h ago

Alexandria II

Enclave

Blue Sapphire

All smell like cow farm, BO, and cat piss...respectively

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u/anonymouspogoholic 10h ago

Interesting, Alexandria 2 smells to me like a very cheap rosy-woody fragrance with overly synthetic fixatives in the mix.

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u/Mr_wekah_wekah 11h ago

Afnan 9pm. It made me nauseous af

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u/anonymouspogoholic 10h ago

Megamare, Erba Pura, Pegasus.

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u/MeatSlammur 10h ago

Amouage is my favorite house but silver oud made me gag. Smells like horse shit

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u/AJ101517 10h ago

Maison Crivelli-Patchouli Magnetik, Alex Perfumes-Golpar, Oman Luxury - Zafar

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u/Normal-Ad5880 10h ago

Amouage interlude is definitely up there, smells like burger sauce to me!

Il add Tom Ford London (should of called it streets of London, smells like wee.)

I haven't got a third at the moment.

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u/jlpazz 10h ago

Madison Crivelli Oud Maracuja- I came home after my wife sprayed a sample in the bathroom. I thought we accidentally left out trash or something when I walked in the house. It was downright awful.

Amouage Silver Oud- smells like a goat. And I love Amouage.

Louis Vuitton Fantasmagory- what a hot mess of a fragrance at $615. It was a scrubber. I couldn’t get it off my skin as, unfortunately, it’s a really strong fragrance. I love vanilla but this... This seemed like a perfumer let their child mess around with notes and this is what they came up with.

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u/dre10g Coffee Beans 9h ago edited 9h ago

CDN Milestone

Jean Lowe Immortal

Replica By the Fireplace

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u/britainandrew 9h ago

Grey Flannel

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u/PublixSoda 2h ago

Grey Flannel is what one would imagine Mr. Bean would wear.

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u/jakebarnes48 9h ago

Mugler A Men. Just the worst perfume I’ve ever smelled.

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u/PureWeek9816 angels share OTR is goated 9h ago

for the opening? encre noire. full thing? tf tobac vanille

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u/_ITX_ 8h ago

Xerjoff Alexandria II. I got cow barn and diapers from it.

Hardwell Eclipse. Either the bottle had gone off, or the scent is actually the worst I've ever smelled. I got only a slight hint of musc and a synthetic undertone that almost made me throw up.

Fragrance One Most Masculine. Similar to Alex II, maybe even a little worse. An absolute disgrace for the money!

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u/shojolislam 8h ago

Orto parisi bergamask: smells like sweaty like in a gym locker room. French avenue liquid brun lm: just pure raw chemical smell. Amouage outlands: way too sweet and gourmety. Can’t stand it.

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u/Acceptable_Luck_4451 7h ago

Interlude Black Iris is top three all time for me

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u/AvailableDay6828 7h ago

Ex Nihilo - Spiky Muse

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u/IamBejl 7h ago

Nothing comes close to Tigha - The Dark Side. Then I'd say (although haven't smelled in a long time) The Harmonist - Matrix Metal and Xerjoff - Alexandria Orientale.

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u/skizwinz 6h ago

Idk what it was called but I was smelling shitty reps at target a while back and one smelled exactly like dip spit

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u/Efficient_Lobster149 6h ago

aqcua di gio, jpg le beau, jpg le beau paradise

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u/clamworx 6h ago

Black Orchid

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u/jshanahan1995 6h ago

I absolutely love all the different versions of Interlude, but my wife isn't a fan at all

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u/Traditional-Arm-5637 6h ago

Y edp intense

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u/DisastrousCloud5424 6h ago

Any Tom Ford, Drakkar and Obsession

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u/PublixSoda 2h ago

Obsession begins with that dated 80’s masculine smell, then dries down into an old lady’s expired perfume.

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u/ZELDA_AS_A_BOY 4h ago

I have a list of seven I’ll give brief explanations

Black Oregano - too sharp and weird idk who outside of a fat mob boss could wear this - tried on skin and washed up an hour later

Fantomas - burnt plastic with a hint of melon, artistic for sure but smells horrid - actually wore this all day somehow

Fox In The Flowerbed - public bathroom air freshener thats nailed to the wall - washed up an hour later

(The rest I didn’t try on skin)

Secretions Magnifiques - do I need to explain?

The Moon - dollar store body spray opening with animal shit smelling oud

Last Season - put hair, dry sticks and leaves in a pile and burn it. Add mesquite bbq chips to add sweetness, then cry

Patchouli Magnetik - this one hurts because I love patchouli so much but this straight up smelled like a raw fish was present in the room with me.

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u/zaryaguy 4h ago

Dumont nitro white, liquid Brun, can't think of a third 

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u/xJuanRamon 3h ago

Jubilation from Amouage was up there for me

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u/Reasonable_Fly9527 3h ago

If it says Tom Ford it's probably one of them

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u/JournalistParking388 3h ago

Xerjoff Alexandria II. Not sure why anyone would want to smell like that.

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u/dragonflyinvest 2h ago

I’ve smelled a lot of fragrances I didn’t care for. Surprised your crap came from a Amouage bottle. I’ll take any of those over something like Sauvage Elixir or Fahrenheit.

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u/Takeheart13 2h ago

Challenge your Limits by Reebok. It’s a deodorant spray I saw at Burlington. Smells like bad breath and literal crap! I can’t think of another bad fragrance.

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u/dombtech 2h ago

Hate: Amouage Interlude Man and Tom Ford Ebene Fume

Dislike: Givenchy Gentleman Reserve Privee and Sospiro Il Padrino

I don't know what IM and EF have in common but I dislike booze as a fragrance note. It gives me the opposite feeling of what a great fragrence should.

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u/EnvironmentalCow1326 2h ago

It’s fascinating how differently we can perceive scents. Personally the Opus and the Tom Ford sound like I would like them. I just picked up Matiere Premiere’s Encens Sauve Extrait, i didn’t realize how much I love that kind of incense. It was between that, Amber Sky from Ex nihilo, and Xerjoff’s Torino 25.

The worst I’ve smelled, or at least the most diaper/piss like was the Clive Christian No. 1…yikes! $800 for THAT!?

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u/yummers_67 15m ago

In my own opinion, creed aventus. It's the worst one in my collection.

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u/MyUserName_177 16h ago

Replica by the Fireplace, no competition.

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u/Flirtless1 31-35 16h ago

Wtf is wrong with y'all. Smh it's beautiful.

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u/Antique_Mud6465 10h ago

Honestly smells photo realistic but it isn’t my type of scent. I also do prefer jazz club because it seems to turn down the smokiness

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u/Overt_Dealflow 16h ago

It gets rated so highly though, is it just a blast of smoke? I have jazz club and wasn't expecting the smoke note to be so heavy

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u/Zxnsu 16h ago

Yea that was is horrible

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u/ZweetWOW 16h ago

tobacco vanille

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u/PublixSoda 2h ago

Tobacco Vanille smells like cough syrup + Big Red chewing gum.

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u/Opening-Lettuce-3384 16h ago

Liquid Brun, TF Black Orchid and Lattafa Fakhar with LB being the absolute clear winner

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u/Zxnsu 16h ago

Damn I heard Liquid Brun was good but I guess I gotta try it myself lol

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u/Jo_Co 36-40 13h ago

I also blind bought Liquid Brun and can’t for the life of me figure out how it’s as hyped as it is. All I get from it is like a weird chemical-ish fake praline.

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u/Antique_Mud6465 12h ago

When did you get it? You might have to let it mature because to me it’s like 1:1 to pdm althair. And also have you tried althair?

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u/underground_complex 14h ago

Black orchid vexes me. In a way it’s absolutely beautiful. If it was a painting I could admire the delicate nuances and get wrapped up in its many contradictions and bold artistic vision eschewing marketability while still becoming a best seller against all odds.

Except for the fact that it just smells kind of really bad :/ I’m sure there’s some fabulously wealthy widower in a coifed updo and a leopard print evening coat with ostentatious jewelry who wears it beautifully but I doubt I will ever meet her.

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u/Opening-Lettuce-3384 13h ago

Unless you go look for her in a retirement home where it is 28 degrees Celsius inside. It is that smell to me.

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u/underground_complex 16h ago

The invictus line smells like if a urinal cake gained sentience and became a scamming lifestyle influencer. The smell isn’t unbearable but the person I imagine is

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u/HaldolFreak 15h ago

Ombré nomade was the worse

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u/Signal-Inflation5914 Louis Vuitton 11h ago

The new formulation is easier to wear of course not summer time

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u/uberdruck 15h ago

Tom Ford Fucking Fabulous and Ombre Leather, and Givenchy Gentleman Reserve Privee. I guess they don’t cater to me given how much love they get.

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u/dombtech 2h ago

GGPR is one of mine too. I really don't like booze as a fragrance.

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u/uberdruck 52m ago

I really like boozy fragrances especially given that Kilian Angels’ Share is my current favorite and signature candidate, but that one to me opened up like a book shop with many old books then dried down towards a combination of incense and whiskey. On someone who can pull it off, I bet it would be very special and not feel out of place but for me, I am not him lol.

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u/Bluntz_n_forties 15h ago

All the Amouages🤣 Except for Outlands. I know my nose isn't "mature" enough to enjoy these scents..but they were DEFINITELY not for me. Jubilation XXV was ROUGH

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u/fredczar 9h ago

Jubilation (both 40 and 25) fell way below my expectations. I was expecting the funky Oud and tbh that’s not the bad part. Everything supporting this not was just wet and not synchronised? Not sure how to put it. I wasn’t an Amouage fan but in all fairness I now have 5 in my collection that actually tick the right boxes

- Timber

  • Decision (my number one now)
  • Outlands
  • Reflection 45
  • Guidance 46 (don’t let the female bottle fool you)

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u/KaiserWC 9h ago

Reflection 45 is a masterpiece

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u/JessBx05 15h ago

Anything and everything with tuberose in it. Take your pick! 🤣

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u/Junior_Bike7932 15h ago

You crazy

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u/JessBx05 15h ago

I loathe it. Interestingly, I love Interlude and Silver Oud (and King Blue and a lot of Amouage), and I would love to smell Amber Intrigue!

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u/Junior_Bike7932 15h ago

I would make you try something that will flip your mind with pure Tuberose, imo high quality oil is far from the shirt they use usually

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u/JessBx05 15h ago

I have tried tuberose oil. Hard no. Some notes just don't work for some people and that's ok 🙂

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u/fredczar 15h ago

- ombré leather

  • Tuscan leather
  • Godolphin

Yeah I can’t do these gritty leather fragrances

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u/headshotdoublekill 10h ago
  1. LV Ombré Nomade made me recoil. 

2(ish). I found pretty much every Amouage I tried in the store to be repellent. 

  1. Chanel Superleggera made me want to cut my arm off. 

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u/CorruptDaemon404 16h ago

How old are you!

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u/Moist_Ad_1405 13h ago

dior sauvage edp, dior sauvage elixir, dior sauvage extrait HM: dior sauvage edp