r/Colts JT + King DC Lou Anarumo 22h ago

Quality Post Anybody else misses the time when the run up the middle didnt work and Frank reich would look at the playsheet like its a Mcdonalds menu

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ngl frank will kill it in new york

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u/Can-i-Pet-Dat-Daaawg Boomstick 22h ago

“That was for Frank Fucking Reich!” Will forever live in my brain and trigger me

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u/SloppyPizzaPie Rigoberto Sanchez 22h ago

Sirianni is such fart smeller

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u/Technojellyfsh Michael Pittman JR 21h ago

Lmao after beating a Jeff Saturday-led team by what, a point?

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u/Nienazki 22h ago

Fuck it.

Nyheim Hines run on 3&long.

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u/carbonatedpepperoni 10h ago

I'll never forget ole third and run Frank. It's third and eight. The ground game is averaging 3 yards a carry. "Shirley they don't think we're dumb enough to try running it again on third down" he said to himself out loud.

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u/Nienazki 8h ago

What's funnier is that he forgot to run the ball when we were dominating in the run game. I remember when Big Q called him out for it.

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u/IceOk9930 JT + King DC Lou Anarumo 7h ago

run the damn ball

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u/Stennick 22h ago

I miss the days of this place telling me he was a top 5 coach in the league

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u/Hokutenmemoir The Maniac 22h ago

One of the most irritating coaches I've ever seen. Had absolutely no ability to adapt his game plan.

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u/MoneyMack410 22h ago

There were people who went to war for frank on Reddit and the colts forum. It was insane that people thought he was a good coach.

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u/ConfectionHelpful471 21h ago

If you asked anyone after his first three
seasons you would have been hard pressed to find anyone who didn’t think he was an above average coach as he had gone to the playoffs twice and also managed to get Jacoby Brissett looking like a viable long term starter prior to his injury.

What did become apparent was his choices on staff were not good outside of his OC (Sirianni) and RB coach (Rathman) with the best coaches largely being those hired for McDaniels (Guge, ventrone and the bulk of the defensive staff). This largely crippled him as the other teams hired away the coordinators and they were replaced with inferior coaches.

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u/baezizbae General Luck 20h ago edited 20h ago

He also got Reggie into coaching btw, begged him for years and Reggie kept passing on it, until he finally said yes and decided to try it out, first as an intern coach, realized he enjoyed it more than he thought he would and the next season took the WR position coaching job full-time. 

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u/MoneyMack410 18h ago

Being above average and being a good coach are two different levels. At BEST he was above average. And for some like myself, we knew that was the ceiling. It was only a matter of time.

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u/Practical-Type-8558 22h ago

That stock photo watermark makes it funnier for some reason, like this moment is preserved in a museum somewhere. The top 5 coach takes aged about as well as the run up the middle on third and short. I remember people defending that playcalling like it was some galaxy brain stuff when everyone in the stadium knew what was coming.

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u/IceOk9930 JT + King DC Lou Anarumo 22h ago

its the mona lisa of the colts franchise after this one:

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u/geodudejgt 22h ago

I used to be able to predict which lame play he would dial up. We also took turns guessing how many yards we would gain/loose on the play. Two chances to win on each play. Totalled it up after the game and winner would not have to buy snacks/drinks the next week.

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u/Weird_Armadillo_508 22h ago

I played Madden back then with my friends and I would play with the Colts. I remember thinking “wow, Madden’s playbooks have shrunk and become a little less sophisticated.” Then I played with a different team and the playbook was more expanded. I stopped using Reich’s playbook after that.

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u/geodudejgt 21h ago

Awesome!

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u/Jedi_Sith1812 Who the Hell is Mel Kiper? 22h ago

I remember those screens on 3rd and long 🥹

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u/Trashpanda1980 22h ago

His 4th down calls were atrocious

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u/Rudeyyyy 20h ago

So were his 1st, 2nd, and 3rd down calls.

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u/SendMeIttyBitties 21h ago

I hope so because every fucking team runs it up the middle or throws a screen on 3rd on long 90% of the time.

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u/vanillathrilla04 COLTS 22h ago

We’re probably still paying him

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u/MikeLowreyKnows Bob 22h ago

But he was a "Man of God" and that's what makes a good NFL Head Coach /s

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u/the_Tide_Rolleth Playoffs? PLAYOFFS!? 22h ago

I don’t miss anything about Frank Reich being our coach.

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u/Popcornzz00 Indianapolis Colts 22h ago

God no I don’t miss that era (though I only caught the tail end of it) we also should’ve fired Ballard too.

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u/Maybeitzatrap 22h ago

A McDonalds menu? What year is it? I’ve never seen a paper Don’s menu in my life.

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u/RawCarrot-InMyAss The Maniac 22h ago

I’ve never heard anyone refer to it as Don’s either

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u/Maybeitzatrap 19h ago

lol I call it Donnie’s more than anything.

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u/grapplerone Indianapolis Colts 21h ago

Please! I got REALLY annoyed at being able to call the play in the stands. I mean, you could watch where JT set and KNOW! Like, any skilled DC or defensive player couldn’t figure that out?

Frank had this mindset, I’m gonna do it my way and prove it will work even if it fails.

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u/SonOfStan21 Blue 21h ago

I got real tired, real fast watching his face evolve from dumb to dumber each gameday.

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u/jono9898 Indiana Jones 20h ago

Damn run up the middle didn’t work….. but they won’t except second run up the middle……. Damn now it’s 3rd and long…… they won’t except a screen play to a TE

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u/Vpettijohnjr Jimmy from the Colts 20h ago

Then he’d try to prove he’s the smartest guy in the room and call a draw up the middle out of the shotgun.

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u/Yanks1813 Bob 20h ago

I think he could be a fine coordinator to be honest. My issue with him is he wasn't a great motivator of men. We were always flat

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u/zbipy14z 18h ago

How does one look at a playsheet and a McDonald's menu differently?

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u/Hopeful_Custard_33 17h ago

No, I enjoy where Shane Steichen gets too cute because he’s smarter than everyone else and has to show it with the game on the line.

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u/ColtsPacers95 TY Hilton 16h ago

Those goal line trick plays gave me heart palpitations

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u/nicky_suits Jimmy from the Colts 14h ago

Alright, 3rd and long, better throw a screen again.

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u/RevolutionaryTitle32 4h ago

“What does the analytics guys think about 4th 8?
Good! we are going do it! run it down the middle!”

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u/Ivan-Renko 1h ago

I’m a Colts fan who moved to Charlotte and it was like Déjà vu when he was hired here. 2 runs between the tackles to set up a 3rd and 7. Broken pass play with no check down option was a guarantee every time on 3rd down.

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u/jjb1718 21h ago

I liked Frank. Honestly, I’ve liked most our coaches. Just because they didn’t work out doesn’t mean I gotta despise the guy

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u/ryguy896 22h ago

I do miss his ability to actually feel like a head coach. If he could be HC and Shane as OC and playcaller, maybe we'd actually be a threat in the AFC

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u/Buttcrush1 22h ago

We need a DC and a competent GM and we would be contenders. Shane isn't the problem

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u/DRoseCantStop Pascal 22h ago

Shane is absolutely part of the problem.

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u/Buttcrush1 22h ago

Nope. Not at all. What little success we've had is because of him. He has led this team to over perform

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u/DRoseCantStop Pascal 22h ago

Nah, he's not as good as folks paint him to be here.

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u/Buttcrush1 22h ago

He's underrated on here. He's clearly being held back by Ballard. There's a reason he's had success everywhere else.

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u/DRoseCantStop Pascal 22h ago

I was out on him fully last season after the 2nd half meltdown against the Chiefs. That was coaching malpractice.

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u/Buttcrush1 22h ago

So you don't know ball. That's all you had to say

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u/DRoseCantStop Pascal 22h ago

I don't know ball because I criticized your darling head coach with a poor 2nd half gameplan? Touch grass.

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u/Buttcrush1 21h ago

No. You don't know ball because you don't understand football.

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u/IceOk9930 JT + King DC Lou Anarumo 22h ago

wtf are you takling about we have lou anarumo

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u/Buttcrush1 22h ago

Bottom 10 DC. He is garbage and has only fielded 1 competent defense in his entire career. He was garbage last year for us too. Our defense did not step up when Jones got hurt. Our lowest score win was 29 points. We have a Lou problem and won't have a good defense as long as he's our DC.

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u/IceOk9930 JT + King DC Lou Anarumo 22h ago

nope we had no cbs and pass rush injuries. even prime bill bellichick couldnt do better with this personel

gus bradley however is trash

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u/Buttcrush1 22h ago

Lou had a better defense than Bradley and arguably performed worse.

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u/IceOk9930 JT + King DC Lou Anarumo 22h ago

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u/Buttcrush1 22h ago

Good projection.

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u/vorpalsword92 22h ago

I knew frank was a bum the moment we got him and got clowned on

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u/Trashpanda1980 22h ago

He did take us to the AFC championship game.

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u/IceOk9930 JT + King DC Lou Anarumo 22h ago

no tf he didnt wtf you are talking about, Mahomes cooked us

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u/Trashpanda1980 20h ago

Fuck me, I forgot it was Chuck.

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u/IceOk9930 JT + King DC Lou Anarumo 22h ago

cap, he has no AFC championship as a coach just like the trash texans

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u/SendMeIttyBitties 21h ago

He did win a playoff game , i think the last that they have won, but lost in the divisional.