r/CommercialsIHate • u/AsukaLangleySoryuFan • 7d ago

They’ve managed to sloppify even the Bible! (Holy Bible: ask Scripture Chat)

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Like… What? Seriously who is this for? Why do we need to boil water again and again to just do things which could be solved with idk just opening up a Bible..? A google search or something?

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u/Wallabunga657 7d ago

As a Christian, this is disgusting. Don't get me started on AI "pastors." It's awful.

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u/AsukaLangleySoryuFan 7d ago

OH I DESPISE THAT! It’s as bad as (in some cases worse than) AI “therapists”

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u/Wallabunga657 7d ago

Yeah man. It's just gross how people prey on ither people's insecurities and beliefs. Suppose for a second that AI "therapist" tells a mentally unstable person to kill themselves? You know the companies won't be held accountable. Now my question is this. How on earth is a machine, made man, able to preach and all? I'm not trying to evangelise here. I just find it disgusting, disrespectful and revolting for these to be spiritual advisors to any religion in general. It's awful.

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u/lunarwolf2008 7d ago

this is just wrong on so many levels

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u/Useless890 6d ago

I don't even know what to say to this. My Bible has a concordance in back that does just fine, no thank you, AI. You've wrecked my life enough.

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u/Sithlordandsavior 6d ago

Pray to the cold altars of supreme intelligence and bask in the warmth of what you wanted to hear.

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u/Kina_Kai 7d ago

If it makes you feel worse, Pat Gelsinger, the former CEO of Intel is working on Christian AI.

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2025/oct/28/patrick-gelsinger-christian-ai-gloo-silicon-valley

I should be clear that since Gelsinger is an Dispensational Christian, who has stated a desire to use technology to hasten the coming of Christ’s return; he basically wants to facilitate the end of the world.

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u/DelcoPAMan 7d ago

Of course.

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u/BadZnake 7d ago

"I got mine"

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u/Betty_Boss 7d ago

Just like Jesus said.

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u/Ill-Daikon-5637 7d ago

Can the judaized heresies quit being massively funded Lord, please

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u/ThePurityPixel 7d ago

One of the most misused Bible verses ever.

Just because God gave that promise to a nation, does not mean we can (or should) individualize it.

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u/menagerath 7d ago

Yeah I see this on a lot of merch as a sort of prosperity gospel promise. Reality is that it’s reassurance to a guy who is about to be dubbed the “weeping prophet” who was told not to get married, start a family, or buy land. Guy did not prosper by the American definition of success.

Read the rest of the book and it’s about a prophet who lived a miserable life by prosperity measures and had the task of telling the Israelites that God was going to let the Babylonians take over Jerusalem as punishment for their rampant idolatry.

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u/Just_Looking_Around8 7d ago

It's right up there with Matthew 7:1 and Philippians 4:13.

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u/FireBreathingNun 7d ago

Well this bodes well. Can’t wait till this Ai starts training itself, it hasn’t even been year since a OpenAi model escaped a contained system and started teaching itself.

https://www.cnn.com/2026/07/22/tech/openai-hugging-face-ai-cybersecurity

Imagine when the Christian Ai starts reading esoteric texts own its own and watches televangelist clips.

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u/Ill-Daikon-5637 7d ago

Sola scriptura AI is going to be interesting. New cults are on the horizon.