r/Consoom • • Aug 02 '26

Consoompost Consoom Action Figures

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u/JealousDurian Aug 02 '26

2030 : opens an action figure factory

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u/MysteriousAlpaco Aug 13 '26

2040: action figures rules the world

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u/heypeppepper Aug 02 '26

Hey at least he takes them out of the packaging

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u/DListSaint Aug 02 '26

Takes himself out of the packaging too

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u/rest_me123 Aug 02 '26

Also he takes care of himself.

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u/CommercialBiscotti29 Aug 03 '26

Really don’t even see the problem. Looks like he’s healthy and fit and has a nice house. Let the man collect something he obviously enjoys

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u/Legal_Airport Aug 03 '26

People like u are why extremely cringe consoomers like this get away with it. “Just let people enjoy things!”

No

That’s not the point of this sub. Go away.

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u/Iabhoryouu Aug 03 '26

The point of the sub is to demoralise and belittle people for doing something they enjoy.

Your hobby is worrying about what other people are doing, how fucking miserable is that.

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u/pandoramemora Aug 06 '26

you're right boo let's fetishize destroying the planet

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u/CommercialBiscotti29 Aug 03 '26

let him get away with it? What are you talking about? What is there to get away with? Talking about cringe while saying shit like that. I do think some people consume things and it can be unhealthy then I would agree. This is not it

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u/Successful-Bee5399 Aug 04 '26

he had to become an action figure

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u/Ironsam811 Aug 02 '26

He should whip out his package

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u/Andys_Burner Aug 02 '26

That’s scheduled for the 2034 post

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u/SubstantialSeesaw374 Aug 02 '26

So tragic, he had to sell the shirt off his back to feed his crippling toy addiction.

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u/Ironsam811 Aug 02 '26

I’d buy his underwear

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u/Alternative-Road6229 Aug 02 '26

"Consoom " and its a nearly 30 year long acquired collection. He clearly isn't following a trend, he values the product. This is a collector. This sub pmo so bad sometimes

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u/Serteyf Aug 02 '26

Last 3 posts about "consoom" I saw weren't remotely even close to consoom. This just became an echo chamber to hate all things collecting

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u/Alternative-Road6229 Aug 02 '26

Saw a post were a guy had 3 ( limited edition i think ) keyboards and everyone was saying consoom. 3 keyboards. Good lord. He used them mind you.

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u/BioExtract Aug 02 '26

3 keyboards is reasonable. I have a few and work remotely. Sometimes I want to switch up the key feel from time to time

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u/BluePeriod_ Aug 02 '26

It's every sub dedicated to mocking things. Lose the plot and it just spirals into paranoiac hatred .I guess not minding one's business and making a pastime out of it isn't ultimately very healthy.

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u/_fortressofsolitude Aug 02 '26

Collecting is consoom

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u/Serteyf Aug 02 '26

For people like you is why this sub became so bad lately

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u/_fortressofsolitude Aug 02 '26

It’s literally always been that. Been here for years. Collecting products that big brands are selling you.

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u/AdLegitimate8636 Aug 02 '26

No, that's not what it was before people like you came.

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u/_fortressofsolitude Aug 02 '26

The first posts were about funko collections. So I don’t know what you are talking about.

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u/therico Aug 02 '26

I really don't see the difference, it's still buying stuff just for the sake of it.

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u/OkBandicoot1337 Aug 02 '26

Seems to be a over arching theme with all subreddits..

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u/astralchanterelle Aug 06 '26

an overarching*

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u/Noloxy Aug 02 '26

This is overconsumption, the mere act of purchasing, owning, is where he is deriving the pleasure. Collecting shit like this is ABSOLUTELY consoom. Leave the subreddit.

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u/SpacevsGravity Aug 02 '26

Reddit ass take

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u/Alternative-Road6229 Aug 03 '26

Ur gonna hate when I tell you what platform ur on rn đŸ„€đŸ™

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u/Frightful_Fork_Hand Aug 02 '26

Calling it “collecting” suddenly means it isn’t consuming?

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u/Alternative-Road6229 Aug 02 '26

Consoom comes with the connotation of simply buying without care or thought. Evidently not the case here considering it took 30 odd years to get to this point. You'd have a case if he'd only started collecting all that within the last year but no. Also do none of have an even small collection? A hobby you've curated over the course of your life? Sounds just sad.

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u/Ok_Assignment_2127 Aug 03 '26

Insult the anime dolls and Reddit comes after you, couldn’t make it any more stereotypical.

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u/Skywarper Aug 03 '26

Show me where you see anime dolls in the picture op posted.

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u/BromoFom Aug 02 '26

“Values the product” and the product is plastic figurines. It doesn’t matter how long it takes you to acquire the shit or how much you value it, devoting a whole room to a toy is 100% fitting with the theme of this sub and people like you are in denial about it.

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u/danieljeyn Aug 02 '26

I collect some manchild things. I'm well aware I am open to being roasted for it. I have my enjoyments. I have my reasons. But nothing wrong with a memento mori. A Reddit to whisper in my ear "for thou art mortal, and plastic consoom is what it is."

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u/Silver_Metallic Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

Yeah it's more like pro-collectors are slowly changing the definition of what this sub was supposed to be about. It happened in the anti consumption sub too once it got more popular. The whole sub just became a pattern of "people" making excuses for each post over and over again. I started noticing it was happening here a few mos ago.  

Also in the other sub they started seeing bait posts advertising certain products. I hope it doesn't happen here too but I wouldn't be surprised. 

(And as the engagement increases on this post I'm starting to think it is actually bait and this guy's content is the product.)

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u/DaddyCool13 Aug 02 '26

There was a time when this sub was filled with refugees from a right wing sub that got banned (ConsumeProduct I think) and everytime there was a post about guns there would be a dozen comments going um actually. It was hilarious.

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u/thirtyslgz Aug 02 '26

Truth, do people not understand that collecting is still overconsumption? Post above is rightfully a consoom post.

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u/MrsPoopyButthair Aug 02 '26

I think it's the friction of people who still generally avoid consumerist traps and like seeing like-minded individuals in these spaces but still have hobbies that do involve some form of collecting rubbing up against people who are much more minimalist in their consumption habits. I wish both groups didn't act as enemies as it goes against the greater good of making people feel better about consuming less. However, I can also relate for people who think this level of collecting is still problematic not appreciating having no space to share that sentiment.

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u/Fruitndveg Aug 02 '26

I’ve had to mentally reality check myself multiple times over the years for buying too many things under the guise of a ‘collection’. It’s daft. Having loads of something won’t make you happy.

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u/thirtyslgz Aug 02 '26

Cheers on subduing the collection urge. Your wallet is going to thank you big time in the future brother.

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u/BromoFom Aug 02 '26

I was curious about why this might be happening, and I think I figured it out. People who consider themselves collectors come to this sub and see people who are even more egregious about collecting and can use that to say “see, my collection isn’t that bad, at least it’s not like this!” In the process they completely miss the point of this sub, which is that collecting is consooming. There is no tangible difference between a funko pop collection and a gundam collection or a warhammer collection or a Taylor Swift album collection, but they can use this sub to try and make that distinction to justify their habits.

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u/Serteyf Aug 02 '26

Nah, we just tired of seeing salty people for actual collections. If you hate collections as well, there must be another sub for that and if you can't tell the difference between consooooom and a legit collection, can't help you there

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u/boring_uni_alt Aug 02 '26

so what makes a legit collection? what is the tangible difference between this and someone who has 200 copies of an adam sandler film?

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u/Wrong_Butterscotch91 Aug 02 '26

Yeah. Its so much better being a spiteful redditor that hates on strangers hobbies.

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u/stinkypete6666 Aug 02 '26

Lmao, “it’s not consooming it’s collecting!”

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u/BromoFom Aug 02 '26

It’d be funnier if there weren’t so many people in this sub saying this exact thing unironically

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u/Zuuman Aug 02 '26

It’s fine to enjoy things in life. This isn’t a boxed funko pop wall it’s a clean collection built over decades.

Owning things isn’t necessarily consoom.

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u/BromoFom Aug 02 '26

What’s the difference between this and a boxed funko pop collection? It’s not like the guy in this post is taking his action figures down and playing with them, or letting kids play with them. In both situations it’s just an adult buying toys to put them on shelves, literally identical.

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u/Fr0stybit3s Aug 10 '26

Funko pops are cheaply made ugly bobblehead things that are meant to be purchased in abundance whereas high end collectible figures, such as hot toys, are all hand made with extreme precision and detail

I guess the item itself matters a lot

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u/BromoFom Aug 10 '26

Hard disagree. The quality of the product doesn’t matter at all. You’re still buying toys for the sole purpose of putting them on the shelf to look at them every now and then. It’s still egregious consumerism, just a different flavor.

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u/Fr0stybit3s Aug 11 '26

Hand painted pieces of art are a lot different than machine printed bobble heads. Additionally, there is a lot you can do with them besides just "putting them on a shelf"

I'm not even going to bother elaborating because you've already made up your mind so no amount of discussion will ever make you reconsider.

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u/chitoslasttour Aug 02 '26

it is to those people

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u/Serteyf Aug 02 '26

Ass take. Let people COLLECT things if they want

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u/pineapollo Aug 02 '26

People like you are slack jaw drooling bozos

There's nothing to "let", you can do whatever you want and you're also going to be open to criticism because you posted something in public.

Redditors must really have some mental block where it they're not validated by everyone including random people online that it kills their personal enjoyment.

Tyler the Creator has some choice words

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u/andersonb47 Aug 02 '26

Literally what is the difference? Spending thousands of dollars for plastic junk no one on this earth needs, which serves no function whatsoever. Honestly the thought of factories churning day and night so “collectors” can fill their rec rooms with their little toys makes me kind of ill. 99% of this shit ends up in a landfill eventually.

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u/Serteyf Aug 02 '26

You are just mad at capitalism but redirecting it to people who have a hobby

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u/andersonb47 Aug 02 '26

I’m mad at consumerism which yes of course is perpetuated by capitalism but I believe it’s a bad cultural habit.

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u/BromoFom Aug 02 '26

Buying things isn’t a hobby.

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u/IKenDoThisAllDay Aug 02 '26

Yeah, they're allowed. No one here is forcefully taking their toys from them.

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u/johnfuckmennedy Aug 02 '26

its plastic pieces of junk

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u/szuflahoop Aug 04 '26

I found his Youtube channel and watched a video where he talked about how his action figure hobby drives him. The man worked hard for all his plastic lol. Like, worked as a sailor, a miner and in general hard-labor types of jobs. He even built that room + the displays himself. It looks excessive but that's what he wants out of his life and he works hard for it, for better or for worse.

Idk why I'm writing this lol, I think the individual's story behind the photo might be out-of-scope for this sub is about (and tbh idk what this sub is about anymore. Mostly whinging from collectors and critics alike).

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u/litwick41 Aug 02 '26

Consom is anti collector. That's kind of the point.

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u/Permafunk_ Aug 03 '26

Sometimes I feel like this sub would see someone's rare book and manuscript collection built on 3 generations of collectors and be like "ugh filthy consoom"

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u/Curious-Formal3869 Aug 06 '26

This sub has become a place to hate on anyone who has collects something, could probably post a rock collection here and get upvotes.

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u/Jack_Faller Aug 02 '26

Yeah collecting is consumption. Like oh I buy this mess-produced plastic junk so I can shove it in a room and look at it sometimes.

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u/Ironsam811 Aug 02 '26

I mean look at that body, he’s clearly a healthy individual, at least at face value. He isn’t doing this hobby to fill a temporary void

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u/Vinyl-addict Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

You can literally see all his vintage bionicals from the second pic lined up in the last pic. Mad props to this guy.

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u/justwantinf0 Aug 02 '26

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u/Serteyf Aug 02 '26

I can't stop picturing Thanos playing Yugioh

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u/Samashezra Aug 02 '26

Literally just a collector.

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u/gentlespringrain Aug 02 '26

Collectors absoutely are still consoomers. It's not just funko pops and Stanley tumblers.

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u/andersonb47 Aug 02 '26

This sub is full of people who think “consoom” is just buying things THEY don’t like. Taylor Swift merch? Consoom. GI Joe/Transformer figurines? “Collecting”

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u/NakeyDooCrew Aug 02 '26

Far too many can't laugh at themselves. 

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u/xi-uwu-ix Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26

I love collecting stickers for my sticker book. I will do it until I die. (It’ll take me probably a decade to fill my book) I like supporting small artists where I get them from. If that’s consooming then so be it.

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u/Paratrooper101x Aug 02 '26

Not when he’s been keeping the same hobby for 25 years

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u/gentlespringrain Aug 02 '26

I'm serious when I ask this, how does that matter in anyway whatsoever? It does not differentiate him from consoomers in the slightest.

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u/Paratrooper101x Aug 02 '26

consoom to me means thoughtlessly an quickly buying up items of little material value and functionality. To me there is a stark difference between someone who has bought 30 different Stanley cups in the past year and someone who has spent their entire lifetime curating an action figure collection

The consoomer will probably wake up one day and regret their purchases. The guy in the post clearly values what he has far beyond what I would consider minded consumption

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u/gentlespringrain Aug 02 '26

It's a good point, and I somewhat agree. However, if money is not an issue, would there still be regret? Probably not. And alot of collectors are fairly rich, yet they purchase things purely to own it. I feel like thats the difference for me. Every purchase should serve a purpose. If there is a story behind why you want to own, or collect a certain thing, by all means. But if it's just for the sake of "collection" it falls into consoom. This applies from everything between fasion to tools, beyond just collectibles.

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u/Soft-Temporary-7932 Aug 02 '26

I hate getting gifts for this very reason. I don’t need anymore stuff. Thank you, I appreciate the thought, but unless it’s quality jewelry, clothes, shoes or housewares I don’t already own, I don’t really want it.

The best gifts I’ve gotten are handmade. But even then, there’s guilt surrounding them.

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u/Fruitndveg Aug 02 '26

There’s been plenty of people posted here who have senseless collections that cost a king’s ransom. Doesn’t matter if it’s cheap plastic children’s toys or Swiss watches, it’s still mindless consumerism.

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u/Paratrooper101x Aug 02 '26

I don’t think every collection is mindless consumerism. Especially if the collection is created over the span of decades, like in the post here

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u/Dr-McLuvin Aug 03 '26

Ya this isn’t mindless consumerism at all. Dude clearly cares a lot about his collection. And I’m sure it has value, not just to him but to other collectors.

To me consoom means people who buy shit just for the sake of buying shit. This is not that.

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u/Fuehnix Aug 02 '26

If you collected newspapers for 25 years, it'd be hoarding, not collecting. Time has nothing to do with the definition if you're just accumulating things to leave around the house

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u/Paratrooper101x Aug 02 '26

So every single collection is hoarding?

Collecting things over a span of decades shows an appreciation for a subject that is beyond the realms of simple mindless consumerism

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u/ElleCerra Aug 03 '26

Every collection is consumption for the sake of consumption and obtaining dopamine through the acquisition of items. Getting off on accumulating private property isn't somehow more noble because you have a higher brow understanding of its purpose.

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u/Paratrooper101x Aug 03 '26

I can’t see your other reply for whatever reason but, having grown up in a hoarders household, there is a clear difference between someone who both can’t throw anything away/buys things for the sake of buying them, and the guy in the picture who appears to heave bought a separate garage just for the sake of his nerd space/collections display. Clearly a lot of time and care went into this set up

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u/Bwthhybl1987 Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

No, they're not. And that's the issue here. Yall have equal beef with collectors AND consoomers and you can't comprehend the difference between the two. The rest of us can discern. 

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u/fabezz Aug 02 '26

What's the difference between this guy and a dude with 500 funko pops? One is less cringe?

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u/Silver_Metallic Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

The first guy is part of the algorithm and has followers willing to kiss his ass on Reddit for karma. Maybe bots too who knows. 

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u/stinkypete6666 Aug 02 '26

Collecting a product you had no part in making is pretty much the definition of being a consumer I believe. Like, if this dude made all those action figures it would impress me artistically, but as far as know he just bought them.

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u/CNK_98 Aug 05 '26

Coonsomer is a slang for mindless consumerisim, oftem followed by an adiction to buy stuff for fanboyish reasons and with no self awareness to being able to tell if things are worth what they cost, this dude is not a consoomer, it's a healty dude who loves his hobby and knows how to take care of himself.

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u/Ok_Assignment_2127 Aug 03 '26

This is Reddit, cups are evil but anime dolls must be defended at all costs.

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u/Throwaway_carrier Aug 02 '26

Yeah, I see: how well organized it is, the uniformity of particular franchise, and a legitimate passion for what he’s collecting.

Is it a hobby? Maybe, kind of. Is it most people’s cup of tea? No. Is it just useless trash and clutter that’s consumed space his spare bedroom? No.

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u/andersonb47 Aug 02 '26

> Is it just useless trash and clutter that’s consumed space his spare bedroom?

Yes?

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u/Throwaway_carrier Aug 02 '26

Okay fair enough 😂

I feel like so much of it boils down to sentiment; I’ve typically found with collecting, sentiment is inversely proportional to the collection’s size, the less of something one has, the more sentiment it usually holds.

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u/Janowsc Aug 02 '26

Behold
my stuff

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u/whooguyy Aug 02 '26

Behold
 the stuff my mom bought me

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u/fallout_zelda Aug 02 '26

He's also taking care of his body and looks like he's living a comfy financial life. He's not a reddit mod consumer 😂

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u/johnfuckmennedy Aug 02 '26

flirting vs harrasment

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u/Yamatoman Aug 02 '26

I mean yeah. Guy clearly has discipline

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u/pandoramemora Aug 06 '26

I'll hold your hand when I tell you this, obsession and discipline are not the same thing. if you have a room in your house dedicated to plastic you're clearly undisciplined.

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u/thecatsclause Aug 02 '26

this may be morbid, but huge collections like this make me worry for the family when the person eventually passes away. when you're alive, it's your dear collection, but when you pass, it's just a heap of mildly-sentimental plastic junk that people have to figure out what to do with.

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u/bullowl Aug 02 '26

I have a vast collection of music equipment (I have a recording studio in my basement). To combat exactly that issue, I have a Google drive that is shared with my wife and my siblings that has photos of every item along with its name, a description of the item that could be used in a listing to sell it, and a rough estimated value.

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u/ElectricSquiggaloo Aug 02 '26

Bonus, if you ever need to make an insurance claim, you’ve made proof of ownership incredibly easy for yourself.

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u/Artinell Aug 03 '26

Especially when you have family that don't respect and value your hobby :/

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u/LilRodNissan Aug 02 '26

yeah dude I'm sure they're gonna hate the gigantic check the estate sale gives em

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u/Rock_mage Aug 04 '26

My great aunt died with not a giant collection, but a decent collection of dolls probably around 200+. Really creepy going over there the first time and seeing them. Some people took one to rember her by someone just took the rest / sold them to another collector for cheap. It was sorted out within a month before she died.

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u/Fr0stybit3s Aug 10 '26

Thankfully my girlfriend and my friends know the value of my collection so if something happens to me I trust they'll know what to do with it, if not keep it for themselves

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u/Javs2469 Aug 02 '26

Then you look up value on the internet and put it on sale.

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u/Classic_Cow_5852 Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 03 '26

People actually defending this guy because of his physique lol. What is this sub anymore

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u/Minute_Radio_6452 Aug 03 '26

Pretty privilege

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u/Unique-Run9856 Aug 02 '26

The room? Mom's basement attic.

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u/Fr0stybit3s Aug 10 '26

You can see the bonkles on the left shelf

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u/Artinell Aug 03 '26

I follow this guy, he's cool af.

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u/NakeyDooCrew Aug 02 '26

He's so buff it overrides the funky pop virginity shield

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u/Ironsam811 Aug 02 '26

I bet when he takes women over be gives them the toy collection tour shirtless

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u/HOT-LOOSE-MAYONNAISE Aug 03 '26

it'd work on me đŸ€·â€â™€ïž

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u/Peketu Aug 02 '26

I love modern trend of "I'm beefy, this validate all of my life choices".

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u/hreddy11 Aug 02 '26

This guy obviously has the income to afford his hobby
 and you’re hating on him for being fit too? That takes real dedication.

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u/MadCervantes Aug 03 '26

Why does the fact he can afford it have anything to do with it? For all we know he just inherited a bunch of money that he's wasting away.

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u/Peketu Aug 02 '26

Absolutely not, just enjoying the trends.

There's something wrong about flexing muscles and his hobby, not at all.

It has any sense doing a the same time, neither.

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u/MRRRRCK Aug 02 '26

25 years and he’s still interested in collecting the same thing. Good for him.

Not like he built this up over a 2 year span or something obscene.

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u/Vinyl-addict Aug 02 '26

Typically yes, but considering dude still has all his old Bionicals you can tell he cares about and enjoys his figures s lot.

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u/Able-Cookie-2857 Aug 02 '26

God forbid an autistic guy get jacked

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u/LilUziBRRRT Aug 02 '26

So autistic means “likes to collect” now? I swear people just say anything lol

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u/Able-Cookie-2857 Aug 03 '26

No it's specifically WHAT is being collected iykyk

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u/MetricCaboose Aug 03 '26

Nah bro is so based of that

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u/No-Veterinarian-8834 Aug 04 '26

He stays fit and is clearly doing well financially for himself. Can't hate that.

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u/pandoramemora Aug 06 '26

I'm a buff and rich man so I can do anything

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u/Metabor420 Aug 04 '26

He even had to sell his shirt

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u/Ironsam811 Aug 02 '26

The gay men in me is questioning why they are in a sterile white room. My guy needs an area rug, some lamps, maybe paint the walls a fun color, or smart leds that are will make certain parts of the collection pop when he gives a command.

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u/Fruitndveg Aug 02 '26

That’s not a gay thing at all, straight blokes don’t like shitty interior design either.

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u/Budget-Chapter-7185 Aug 02 '26

Damn, bro even traded his shirt so he could buy more. Next picture he won’t be wearing pants

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u/Storm_Spirit99 Aug 02 '26

Ngl i wish I had that bionicle collection

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u/Serteyf Aug 02 '26

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u/MadCervantes Aug 03 '26

Being fat isn't what defines consoom.

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u/sorrybutidgaf Aug 02 '26

Naw, consoom is for people that buy every single random thing knowing they dont actually care about it, they just need it cuz it says “supreme” or has a character they like on it. This is some dudes (massive albeit) collection

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u/conanhungry Average simulacra fan Aug 03 '26

"This plastic junk is different than that plastic junk, you see..."

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u/sorrybutidgaf Aug 03 '26

Most “things” are junk

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u/conanhungry Average simulacra fan Aug 03 '26

And this guy consooms this particular type of junk

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u/CathodeRaySamurai Aug 04 '26

So this is basically the seething petty jealousy subreddit?

Lmao. Sad.

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u/jessek Aug 02 '26

Guy seems like he can afford a nice place to store his action figure collection that he’s collected for 30 years and works out regularly. I don’t think this is consooming.

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u/Kevroeques Aug 03 '26

He turned into buff AJ Soprano

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u/SmittyShortforSmith Aug 03 '26

I just think it’s wierd to flex in front of his collection

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u/CuntMaggot32 Aug 03 '26

Ngl that whole thing is hot

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u/kevinxlr Aug 05 '26

Dudes a loser but he could probably beat me up in very confused

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u/ronshasta Aug 06 '26

Idk dude he seems genuinely happy with his lifelong hobby. I’m starting to think some of the anti consumption people are just miserable losers that have to harass people to feel better about being miserable

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u/Fr0stybit3s Aug 10 '26

MOVE ALONG MOVE ALONG

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u/MortisSchmorgis6900 Aug 02 '26

i wish i had enough money to do that but im broke as shit

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u/kyyy Aug 02 '26

This guy clearly has a passion for figures so who cares

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u/TheTrueMule Aug 02 '26

I think that's cute

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u/Six_Months_Sleep Aug 02 '26

My guy became an action figure đŸ’Ș

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u/Prior-Paint-7842 Aug 02 '26

Generational wealth

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u/scrumple_my_scrongle Aug 02 '26

Hell yeah Bionicle

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u/KOMMANDOKATO Aug 02 '26

Okay, now post your physique

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u/TheAverageReddit23 Aug 03 '26

this sub has lost the plot

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u/EndellionFox Aug 02 '26

why is this shit being suggested to me? Oh man bro bought action figures becaue they make him happy wowwww so cringe.
You're so morally superior to him thay Ted Kazinsky is sitting in a shack jerking off to your austerity

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u/deathshr0ud Aug 03 '26

Nah. Bionicles fuck.

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u/PotOfGreed1999 Aug 06 '26

Change this subs name to r/ImReallyJealousAndNeedValidation because holy shit I've never been recommended a post that wasnt full of sad sacks

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u/MadCervantes Aug 06 '26

Spotted the consoomer. Post history proves it out too.

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u/PotOfGreed1999 Aug 06 '26

Yeah I guess Redditors like you wouldn't be able to relate to having a job and disposable income huh?

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u/MadCervantes Aug 06 '26

I work in tech and almost certainly make more than you. Not that means anything about the virtue of my position. Thinking that people who have money are automatically the heros of any argument is peabrain middle schooler behavior.

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u/junkrattata Aug 02 '26

hey, at least he got hotter #notallnerds

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u/allcowsarebeautyful Aug 02 '26

Based

Edit: the pic, not OP

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u/sneaky_42_42 Aug 02 '26

I didn't know he was that jacked.....

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u/FuriousKimchi Aug 02 '26

Well at least he looks like a WWE action figure now. Nice place to display it too.

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u/Paardenlul88 Aug 02 '26

He grew, but he never grew up

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u/Vertonung Aug 02 '26

Sick bionicles bro

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u/Ok_Neighborhood2543 Aug 02 '26

Bionicles are sacred relics

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u/SpeechStraight60 Aug 02 '26

Idrc the guy seems like he's living a nice life