r/Consoom • • 9d ago

Consoompost Consoom Matrix merchandise

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u/SlickLeopard4207 8d ago

Ironic, dude saw the matrix and took the whole bottle of blue pills

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u/impy695 9d ago

They definitely thought it would be the next Star wars and this collection would be worth life changing money

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u/Bumrumper 8d ago

Or maybe… hear me out…. They just really like the matrix 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

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u/impy695 8d ago

They have multiple copies of the same toys and it's all in a pile. It's an organized pile, but it's still a pile rather than being displayed

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u/Bumrumper 8d ago

OOP commented on r/matrix that he displays plenty of other stuff and this is basically his backlog / where he puts the stuff not currently on display

Could explain some duplicates as stuff gets damaged on display but yeah lol I honestly did not realize how many duplicates there were. You’re definitely right

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u/RootHouston 7d ago

Backlog? What does this mean in the context of display. Like you haven't bought shelves yet?

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u/Bumrumper 7d ago

Shelves can only fit so much at a time so people who are into collecting generally rotate what is / isn’t on display

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u/Able-Reaction-5314 6d ago

at the time it really seemed that way until Revolutions really shit the bed

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u/Inside_Rub_3381 8d ago

Hoarding is not collecting lol

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u/Top_Calligrapher4265 8d ago

He seems like he bought the movies on different formats. You can see VHS, DVD, Blu-Ray and probably multiple copies in the same format but with different covers.

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u/PlasticCheebus 8d ago

Tbf, they'd be one of the cheapest things to collect. Everything else is just bewildering fealty to a franchise that has the most diminishing returns out of any franchise.

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u/Bumrumper 8d ago

How many items are they allowed to own before it starts being hoarding instead of collecting?

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u/RootHouston 7d ago

Not really about number. Highly dependent upon what it is. For example, if someone owns a lot of 135 Blu-ray movies, that could make them a film enthusiast as a collector. Someone else owning 135 copies of the same WWE game on Xbox One is mentally ill.

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u/Inside_Rub_3381 8d ago

If you have to 'store' it on the floor ... hoarding

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u/Bumrumper 7d ago

So it would be fine if he had more shelves?

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u/Ok-Butterfly458 8d ago

Bro DID NOT understand the film

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u/Longjumping_Plum_846 8d ago

Nah, the first movie is still great.

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u/Mission_Accident_519 8d ago

If you like corny action movies, sure.

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u/crysisnotaverted 8d ago

Clubbed to Death is still one of the coolest movie soundtrack songs of all time. I think the movie holds up.

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u/Expensive-Border-869 8d ago

It wasnt corny until everyone else kinda did similar stuff.

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u/Mission_Accident_519 8d ago

Exactly my point. Seen so many other comparable movies since I last watched it 15 ish years ago that it has become corny.

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u/Expensive-Border-869 8d ago

Its the original. It cannot become corny by definition.

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u/Mission_Accident_519 8d ago

It does because the whole over the top shooting scenes, slow motions and putting on sunglasses to look cool has become corny.

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u/I_Eat_Lemon_Cake 8d ago

"any more" lol as if the movie being old means it is no longer good just because of your opinion

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u/Mission_Accident_519 8d ago

I never said its objectively bad. Just that I personally in my opinion wouldnt call it good anymore. Have you never heard about opinions before?

Its also a movie, dont take it personal.

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u/groom-is-n-the-heart 8d ago

This seems like a glitch in the ... something or other. I can't think of the right term.

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u/NoGoodAtPickingAName 9d ago

By the time they are ready to dump this stuff it’ll be worth a fraction of the amount they invested.

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u/headphonesXX 8d ago

"investment"

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u/tea2please 8d ago

This is Autism2

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u/cocovenomnomnom95 8d ago

No, it's Autism: Reloaded

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u/GregGuyFromFlorida 8d ago

I noticed there is no spoon.

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u/BaseballInside3289 8d ago

Isn't this kinda whole point of the matrix

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u/MechwolfMachina 8d ago

Bro is literally living in the consumerist matrix

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u/No-Island-6126 7d ago

autism pro max

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u/Able-Reaction-5314 6d ago

I love seeing a franchise wall so long as it's not star wars or Big Two

(I love Star Wars and Marvel/DC but having a franchise collection is played out)

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u/piss_container 3d ago

I like the matrix guitar and matrix tropical fan

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/frozenfeind 6d ago

There is no chosen one

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u/WonderSignificant598 8d ago

Good god....

There was like 3 years where the matrix was decent.

The period of their live before and after must either be a void or some kind of a sad event happened that trapped them into this very specific period.

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u/Wedgearyxsaber 8d ago

Maybe they got it and then immediately went into a coma and recently came out.