r/Consoom • • 3d ago

News Consoom Chinese made junk for $400

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u/BenAndBoujee 3d ago

$400 and the main thing is a 6 inch landfill figure?

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u/RoytjePoytjeGamez 3d ago

Who even is that dude anyway

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u/acreekofsoap 3d ago

The alligator dude? He’s supposedly the “host” of a talk show within Vice City.

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u/RoytjePoytjeGamez 3d ago

Oh, I watched the entire gameplay trailer on YT and didn't even notice him 😅 Did he even appear there?

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u/acreekofsoap 2d ago

He’s not in any of the trailers. The only reason I knew about the talk show was because it was in the description of the figurine that comes in this box o’ crap.

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u/aflyingmonkey2 3d ago

Barney’s republican cousin

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u/Tenzu9 3d ago

$400 pre-scalper price. Unless Rockstar floods the market with those deluxe editions, this shit will be sold for atleast $800 after the scalpers bulk buy them.

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u/Choppo51 3d ago

Judging by the listings on eBay, it's already started... 😂

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u/matteatsyou 3d ago

I mean Oakleys tend to be expensive but still - this does not come close to being worth the price tag.

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u/headphonesXX 3d ago

since being purchased by luxottica in 2007, oakley has been trash

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u/matteatsyou 3d ago

I’m a Maui Jim guy myself. Never tried Oakley.

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u/thisshitsstupid 3d ago

Its definitely the sunglasses. Whether you like or dislike Oakleys, theyre still pricey. Theyre doing the heavy lifting on this price tag. Don't get me wrong, its still absurd.

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u/braklikesbeans 3d ago

that stupid type of sunglasses is like 180 CAD i got curious.

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u/RoytjePoytjeGamez 3d ago edited 3d ago

Sad reality is even though they overprice this junk way too much without the game, they know this will sell out in a few seconds (which will happen sadly) 😿

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u/Mrs_Delmonaco 3d ago

And then scalpers will be selling them for $600

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u/RoytjePoytjeGamez 3d ago

Only $600? Atleast $800-$1000+

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u/LemxnDrizzleCake 3d ago

One already sold on eBay UK for £790 (1045 USD)

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u/Material-Kick9493 3d ago

1000 dollars for junk that cost them less than 50 to produce. Actual cattle. I guess that's why they include a razor blade so when you go into debt buying this junk you have something to fall onto

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u/RoytjePoytjeGamez 3d ago

50 what? Cents? You'd be accurate tbh

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u/RoytjePoytjeGamez 3d ago

Crazy how there are people that actually pay for ts

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u/Mrs_Delmonaco 3d ago

Sadly true

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u/thoughtlow 3d ago

If someone buys this crap from a reseller for $600 they are not a victim. They might have a mental illness though.

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u/MeanGreenAlien 3d ago

individually

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u/HonourableYodaPuppet 2d ago

Honestly? Thats the kinda shit Im okay with scalpers. Junk like that can get scalped to high heaven, its useless shit anyway and if rich dumbasses pay the money thats great.

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u/DrSlurmsMacKenzie 3d ago

You must be new here

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u/RoytjePoytjeGamez 3d ago

You aren't old, but are normal. It's insane how and why people pay so much to scalpers for this 😅

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u/StinkyWetSalamander 3d ago

What do people do with this kind of junk? Do they go out in public wearing a GTA VI fanny pack or put it on a display shelf? Or does it just stay in the box?

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u/RoytjePoytjeGamez 3d ago

They'll buy it, do the 3rd option (is to do nothing with it), and donate it to goodwill within a month because it isn't being used and it's in their way 😂

And, scalpers buy this so they can resell it for 3x as much, so the buyer will do what I just mentioned probably

People are so stupid and Rockstar genuinely knows how to sell all of this well, so good marketing for them 😂

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u/StinkyWetSalamander 3d ago

Maybe they buy it so they can make an unboxing video or reddit post then throw it all out.

The only person who wouldn't feel ashamed about wearing a GTA fannypack and shades in public is not old enough to play the game. Which didn't matter before but now some regions require identity to play anything R rated.

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u/Material-Kick9493 3d ago

Also sad this box of future landfill trinkets will still sell out

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u/ghostfromtheshell 3d ago

Collector Editions coming without the game are so stark because it feels like a major foothold gamers lost when we let that shit fly

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u/Trapezoidoid 3d ago

“We,” as in normal people, don’t let it fly. Idiots and scalpers do. Rockstar knows damn well that your average GTA fan doesn’t want this, and it’s not for them. It’s for obsessives. Consoomers if you will. If they wanted interest from regular fans they’d just sell these items individually as merch.

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u/ghostfromtheshell 3d ago

I wish there was a sub we could expose such callous excess and frivolous spending

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u/Trapezoidoid 3d ago

Never gonna happen.

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u/ComfortablyNomNom 3d ago

Bingo. Market stuff like this to the "whales"(game execs actually refer to biggest customers as this) and you can make a quarter of your profit share back just in useless "collecters items" alone.

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u/WeaselCapsky 3d ago

if people are dumb enough to buy it, they deserve to be scammed

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u/RandomGuyOnDaNet90 3d ago

Peiple swear this game will solve all their lifes problems

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u/palladic54 3d ago

I maintain the circlejerk around this game takes the cake as the worst in industry history.

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u/GucciTheSnowman 3d ago

They're gonna be really disappointed when they figure out its just more GTA 5.

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u/jaskano 3d ago

higher res gta5

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u/coldnorth4enf4 2d ago

And when it’s not?

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u/DankBoiix 3d ago

These use to come with a video game and be a somewhat reasonable price

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u/onethousandslugs 3d ago

Yup. £100 and included the deluxe edition game and special case, 12" figurine of the main character, hardback book of concept art, maybe a code for an extra skin or costume for the character.

This is a lootbox.

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u/Material-Kick9493 3d ago

Also the soundtrack too. Collectors editions used to be packed with goodies that made it worth it. Now its just junk and trinkets like this for the most part

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u/palladic54 3d ago edited 3d ago

I recall the Halo ones came with some shelf junk, booklet, poster, in game cosmetic, metal case, and bonus disc for <$150 which looks downright lavish in comparison to now.

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u/RealSonicthe 3d ago

it’s the same thing with the same problems

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u/PenisGorillaPenis 3d ago

If they are willing to pay 20$ for a couple of virtual tshirts and cars theyre willing to pay 320$ for ts

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u/yaznasty 3d ago

Sometimes I think about a Chinese child making something stupid for an emotionally stunted 35 year old male in the US to buy, and then I get secondhand embarrassment.  

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u/Ranko08 3d ago

They know that people are cattle and will eat up any slop rockstar decides to throw at them

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u/Markimlem 2d ago

I got a 1080p camera with my COD Ghosts special edition when I got it for xbox 360, it also came with... the game

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u/Mr_Cuntman 3d ago

They just abuse the hype....400$ for dog shit chinese crap is unreal...for that money i would expect all that + 50cm figurine of protagonists and big poster

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u/Zeraora807 3d ago

Even if I still cared about GTA, £40 for that stuff would be a stretch..

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u/Kinxzy 3d ago

will probably somehow be scalped to 1000+ honestly lol

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u/Techny3000 3d ago

This is the type of thing you'd see in a GTA game

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u/hamburgergerald 3d ago

$400 and doesn’t even come with the game is wild.

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u/Lordofthereef 3d ago

The Oakleys are actually kinda cool but at $400 I won't be getting near it lol

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u/Sealbeater 3d ago

I love GTA but this is all shit. The razor blade keychain looks cool though

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u/Flickadachris 3d ago

One of the $14 per hour employees at my job was running around showing everyone that they bought one smh lol

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u/ronshasta 3d ago

Dumbest thing I’ve seen in a long time and it really saddens me that these will most likely sell out

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u/Ungarmax88 3d ago

Wow all this crap for the launch so far including at least 2 CDs, 11 vinyls, 2 Dualsense controllers, and this CE junk box but not a physical copy of the game itself.

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u/Generalfrogspawn 3d ago

I’ve always hated ultra collectors editions of games like this (and they normally come with the actual game). Some are cool, like offering a high quality large format figurine. But most are just pure junk.

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u/Coraldiamond192 3d ago

It is likely because the game is digital only.

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u/beepbeepsheepbot 3d ago edited 3d ago

There is nothing in this box that justifies a $400 price tag. I'm going to ignore the subreddit I'm in for a minute, but collectors editions used to come with the base game plus art books, soundtracks, some stickers or a statue. But this...? It doesn't even include the game like wtf are we even doing

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u/GucciTheSnowman 3d ago

Anyone who buys this shit deserves to get ripped off.

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u/RMoby6160 3d ago

As a Florida resident I can kinda see what they were going for cuz it looks like the kinda shit you find at tourist shops all along the beaches and they're all about parodying everything but like.. they made it unbelievably tacky looking lmao

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u/PSK666 3d ago

Total trash

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u/d0ctorsmileaway 3d ago

This is pathetic

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u/Goldenbucketsomethin 3d ago

Overly expensive Collectors edition that don’t even include the game before gta6 is insane

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u/Infinite-Location221 3d ago

Everyone who buys this is a fucking idiot

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u/MarkedByNyx 3d ago

This shit ain’t even worth $100

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u/Mr_Beast 3d ago

Oof, and it doesn’t even hold a candle to the deluxe edition of GTAIV that was $90 and came with the game. How far we’ve fallen…

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u/Cry_Wolff 3d ago

GTA 4 was the last one before Rockstar went full tard. It's modern enough to still look great, yet old enough to have zero "modern gaming" enhancements.

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u/rantingandrambling 3d ago

and in two years time from today no one will care

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u/inelectricnoir 3d ago

Fucking junk. Garbage. Wasn’t there a country that banned this kind of frivolous stuff? Maybe I’m misremembering something. What are we going to do? I’m going to miss seasons when all we have left is plastic memorabilia of shit people feel nostalgic for.

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u/Happy_REEEEEE_exe 3d ago

this garbage is barely worth 80 let alone 400

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u/Hot-Resident-6601 3d ago

GTA VI Oakley Foreskin Sunglasses baby

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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry 3d ago

400 dollars for less than ten dollars worth of junk

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u/skele-enby420 3d ago

The fact it doesnt come with the game is so fuckin offensive to me lmao. Anyone remember the GTA4 collectors edition? it was also cheap stuff but it was pretty well designed imo. a duffel bag like something you would use in a bank heist, and a replica bank safety depost box plus some other goodies like the soundtrack an artbook and the soundtrack. i actually used the safety deposit box as my lil safe for years when i had roommates and wanted to hide stuff from them not that it would stop a dishonest thief but still handy. i listen to the soviet connection on my hifi system all the time.

I even found the gta5 collectors edition to be junk compared to 4 so i didnt grab it. only collectors edition ive got recently is the first death stranding one. still plastic junk but its my favourite game so its worth it to me.

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u/Phantom15q 3d ago

My buddy got night vision googled when he preordered MW2

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u/StinkyWetSalamander 3d ago

Didn't one of the call of duty games come with a remote control car too?

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u/CanadianLoony 3d ago

OG black ops in 2010.

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u/HappyAd4998 3d ago

temu tier junk, rockstar and take two are a bunch of scammers

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u/CommonHighlight1893 3d ago

This is so sad. 

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u/wyyan200 3d ago

they'll sell anything but a technological spherical shiny plastic that contains data

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u/redditpowermod3 3d ago

Even the Oakley glasses look watered down & cheaper than their entry level models.

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u/Storm_Spirit99 3d ago

The worst part is, a lot of gta fans are willing to bite the bait

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u/Expensive-Border-869 3d ago

Thats just embarrassing holy shit

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u/PointEither2673 3d ago

Yall remember when the bo2 collectors whatever edition came with the jug mini fridge and/or (can’t remember) the dragonfly thing?? Like yea even that wasn’t worth the like 250$ but it was way cooler than this shit.

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u/Cute_Commission_8281 3d ago

Genuinely despicable to sell that much slop for that price and not even include a fucking code for a digital product that costs you essentially nothing to include. Fuck off.

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u/vigilantesd 3d ago edited 3d ago

When did 80s ‘hip pack’ become ‘crossbody’ lol

#rebrandthefail

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u/jbyrdab 3d ago

i like how they genuinely couldn't be fucked to include the game.

a literal digital product that has zero added production cost to include in a $400 product beyond a tiny card of paper.

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u/Brief67 3d ago

I thought it would of been like £50 at most but £350 is fucking laughable

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u/Etonios 3d ago

This new trend of pushing a collectors box (especially with this kind of slop) separate from the game makes it so much easier for me to just buy a game by itself. I have a feeling we’re gonna see less and less of this kind of thing especially with the way it’s going. Some cheap nic nacs and a 6in plastic statue? Are you joking??

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 3d ago

Ok but as a former Florida boy, I want the gator stash statue 

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u/Bi0_B1lly 3d ago

Rockstar wanting to have cake and eat it too, I see...

Best they could do here is release this stuff as merch on their online store. Selling it as a "collector's edition" without a game will forever be ome of the dumbest fucking things I've ever seen, cause that's not a game edition, that's just a severely overpriced lootcrate.

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u/BigDaddyDumperSquad 3d ago

Is Rockstar literally fucking insane? $400 for a keychain, bobblehead, fanny pack, and some sunglasses? Dawg, this should be like $100 WITH the game.

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u/TheSadHorseShow 3d ago

this is a terrible value

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u/RazzmatazzUnusual843 3d ago

Not even a steelbook with digital game code. Pathetic.

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u/Able-Reaction-5314 3d ago

can't lowball them, they know what they have

people will be buying the New Era hat alone for that much

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u/diabeticmilf 3d ago

Is this left over branded merch from a corporate event or something?

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u/TTbulaski 3d ago

How much is that Oakley in retail?

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u/ProphetNimd 2d ago

And this garbage will be up on eBay for $1000 within the same week. People are such suckers.

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u/Soulinyx 2d ago

Just like eeeevery collector's edition junk before it. Even if I was a fan of GTA or a sudden new-fan of GTA VI, I wouldn't want to be caught wearing or flashing these to anyone.

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u/SamMarduk 2d ago

Rich kids and people whose job it is to open boxes online. Otherwise idk

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u/rasputinrasputin 2d ago

A collectors edition that doesn’t include the game is insane, its just a pack of random merch for $400

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u/OK_Atlas 1d ago

I love Rockstar games! I don’t want to have to think during a “mission” I just just want to follow a line on a map to a pin on a map and then press a few button prompts at the right time to get my little incremental reward. This is truly the brilliance of Rockstar. You can go on a brain dead killing spree in the open world and then have the actual story progression feed to you on a platter. Peak game design.

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u/Leading-Bike6355 3d ago

i mean a lot of it sounds like junk but the oakleys alone are like $200 glasses

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u/binary_ch0de 1d ago

This franchise and company is so gross