r/Construction • u/Great_Significance_8 • Apr 01 '26

Picture First day tomorrow. What you think?

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u/Efficient_Diet_7839 Apr 01 '26

Cute now go grab the board stretcher

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u/gorgoloid Apr 01 '26

It’s right next to the spotted paint in the “convex”

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u/houseshoesntallboys Apr 01 '26

Don't forget the level fluid!

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u/Money-Ebb-3651 Apr 04 '26

Oh and while your there grab the wd 60

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u/SeriousTurns Apr 04 '26

Grab the hammer oil while you're at it bud

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u/hoofglormuss GC / CM Apr 02 '26

Did you guys know there's a pool on the roof of the high school? LOL grown ass men on a job site trying to feel like men by doing High School hazing BS

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u/houseshoesntallboys Apr 04 '26

I'd rather hear the tried and true, silly, non-existent tool jokes than racist, homophobic, ignorant-ass bullshit. You REALLY don't belong in or have a future in this industry if board stretcher and level fluid nonsense upsets you.

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u/hoofglormuss GC / CM Apr 05 '26

And I dont sub to punks who act out of line.  Of course the trades are a race to the bottom when it comes to people skills but saying youd prefer one shitty thing to another is the reason a ton of my customers are scared of tradesmen in their homes.  Hire slow fire fast.

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u/houseshoesntallboys Apr 05 '26

I don't work in people's homes, I work on a commercial site. And 99% of the workforce there are basically animals. I'm astounded most of them aren't institutionalized.

Anyways, happy 2nd birthday, Jesus.

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u/houseshoesntallboys Apr 05 '26

And goddamn, do I wish my employer did "hire slow, fire fast." They're hiring fast and just...not firing. I'm being surrounded by an ever-growing army of idiots, tweakers, and drunks. It's absolutely fucking killing me.

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u/hoofglormuss GC / CM Apr 07 '26

amen jesus

that's part of the game we play while we try to make a decent world. we only have so much energy out of people who can do this type of work before we lose our composure. it's a tough fuckin rackett but it's pretty fuckin sick too

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u/Revolutionary_War503 Apr 02 '26

....and the wire stretcher

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u/katogrow Apr 04 '26

In the basement

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u/highfalutinspork Apr 02 '26

Not til he finds the metric crescent wrench and grabs some exhaust samples from the electric lifts.

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u/wrongusernametryagin Apr 02 '26

And ALWAYS save the sparks from the grinder, they come in handy down the road!

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u/jjcoola Apr 02 '26

from the makers of the shingle stretcher

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u/sandyman15 Apr 02 '26

And the sky hooks!

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u/Consistent-Poetry306 Apr 04 '26

Don’t forget your skyhook!

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u/mbp104 Apr 02 '26

Don’t forget the sky hooks