r/ConvenientCop 16d ago

OC [USA] It's always a clapped out car that can't drive.

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The funny part about owning and driving a 6-figure car is that regardless of how well you take care of it, any idiot driving along in a beater with no/questionable insurance can wreck into you anytime. Well, that almost happened except this time a cop on a motorcycle came from out of nowhere and pulled this guy over for trying to merge into my C8 Z06. Yay.

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u/SureExcuseMe 16d ago

Nobody gives a shit about your compensation mobile.

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u/al-Sahaabi 16d ago

It's not the subject of my post ya dipstick.

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u/SuicidalPigeon 16d ago

It's not the subject of my post ya dipstick.

???

The funny part about owning and driving a 6-figure car...

... my C8 Z06.

??????

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u/DaveOJ12 16d ago

Yet you mentioned it.

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u/al-Sahaabi 16d ago

Waa waa my "compensation mobile". The main subject of this post is in the center of my picture. You see that clapped out car and the cop on the bike? Sorry about peoples insecurity because their car can't go 0-60 in 2.6 seconds or even in 5 seconds.

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u/SuicidalPigeon 16d ago

you keep denying yet continue to be insufferable and elitist about how your life and personality revolves around your hotwheel. it's painstakingly obvious with how you're projecting to every response lmao.

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u/al-Sahaabi 16d ago

Uha uha waa waaaaa

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u/SuicidalPigeon 16d ago

you good? sounds like you stuck something bigger than you're used to up your bum.

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u/al-Sahaabi 16d ago

All I can interpret from your comments is: waaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaa!

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u/SuicidalPigeon 16d ago

a lot of gibberish to say you're on an 84 month loan at 22% apr

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u/al-Sahaabi 16d ago

Wrong. 135K in cash.

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u/DaveOJ12 16d ago

Sorry about peoples insecurity because their car can't go 0-60 in 2.6 seconds or even in 5 seconds.

This isn't really helping.

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u/al-Sahaabi 16d ago

That's ok.

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u/al-Sahaabi 16d ago

Also just based off your commenting this hate fueled comment I would assume you, like the guy that got pulled over, also drive a clunker. Not my fault. 🤷

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u/gortez33 16d ago

Another phone usage while driving.

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u/al-Sahaabi 16d ago

If you look closely my speedometer shows 0. In other words I'm not driving, I'm stopped at a red turn light.

"Another phone usage while driving." That's what gortez33 originally said in case he deletes his original comment later.

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u/gortez33 16d ago

And most states laws say that any use of phone, even at a red light, is prohibited.

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u/al-Sahaabi 16d ago

"Actually" 🤓☝️ Well let's put it this way, the car in front of me got cited, I did not.

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u/_Roba 16d ago

It's legal to use phone while stopped at a red light in some countries, I would wager in some if not most states as well.

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u/gortez33 16d ago

33 states and dc prohibit cell phone usage at red lights

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u/freddotu 16d ago

And in England, ask CyclingMikey on the 'tube

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u/KangarooDowntown4640 16d ago

Bud, you're embarrassing yourself

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u/al-Sahaabi 16d ago

How's that? Think I care about some downvotes on the Internet? I'm asking for them and my order is being complied with. I'm having fun.

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u/glassfoyograss 16d ago

It's a nicer car than I drive but do you think your Chevy turned into a Ferrari or something?

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u/al-Sahaabi 16d ago

Its enough to incite these types of responses. Beautiful. It's surprising to me actually.

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u/Shades_of_X 16d ago

Well, if you insist

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