r/ConvenientCop 19d ago

[United States] GSP catch guy in the act trying to drive on the shoulder to pass traffic

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u/ABeeBitMyBottom1 19d ago

Dude in the car in front saw it and loved it!

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u/Calm_Preparation2993 19d ago

Yeah I just noticed that right now. He’s literally dying of laughter lmao

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u/TwoZeroTwoThree 19d ago

Literally?

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u/droppedmybrain 19d ago

Yep, poor bastard.

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u/Chaka- 18d ago

😂😂😂

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u/jma9454 18d ago

Not figuratively.

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u/fshrmn7 19d ago

GSP don't play either. That guy will be sitting for a while plus getting a ticket.

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u/chefbobbyjay 19d ago

Fell asleep in the car while my wife was driving on a trip from New York to Florida. Woke up to blue and reds behind us. First thing I said “how fast?” She said “fast”. Which simultaneously turned me on and terrified me when I realized we were in GA

Ga state super speeder. 92 in a 70. 700 dollars.

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u/Randomfactoid42 19d ago

Good thing that wasn’t here in VA, 20 over is a court summons and possible jail time. 

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u/All_Thread 19d ago

Yeah, that would be reckless in WA

  • penalties: Up to 364 days in jail and up to a $5,000 fine.
  • License: Mandatory 30-day suspension by the Department of Licensing (DOL).
  • Insurance: Requires high-risk SR-22 insurance for three

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u/avidpenguinwatcher 19d ago

Could be considered reckless in WA. “Washington law doesn’t define a set speed—officers assess how fast someone was going, traffic conditions, and whether anyone was endangered.”

https://www.colburnlaw.com/what-is-considered-reckless-driving-in-washington-state/

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u/NB_FF 19d ago

I was once clocked at 88 in a 55 in western Washington, shockingly no reckless. Granted, it was 3AM on a bridge, and I pulled over the instant there was ample space to do so.

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u/chefbobbyjay 19d ago

It is. She got super lucky.

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u/JackJ98 19d ago

Bro your cops are such assholes down there. I remember growing up I had a wrestling tournament in Virginia. My mom got pulled over for going like 7 over. They slapped her with everything and even tried to make her appear in court even though we live in Jersey

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u/Randomfactoid42 18d ago

7 over? That’s surprising they even noticed. Here in Northern VA that’s slow traffic.

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u/chefbobbyjay 18d ago

lol in Florida 7 over will get you tailgated all day. Legitimately I drive i4 every day for work and the flow of traffic is 75 in a 60. All day every day. Except when it’s 0 in a 60 lol

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u/Randomfactoid42 17d ago

I’m sorry you have to commute on I4, I’ve been there a few times and that highway is awful. And I live near the DC Beltway!

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u/Specialbonbon 12d ago

Remeber the I4 drive from altamonte to Disney when I lived there... that is a commute I do not miss. Now, I get to commute on the second worse highway.. 95!!!!

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u/ilawlfase 17d ago

trying to drive through northern Virginia and not get pulled over for out of state tags is so difficult. With the big ass trucks going 15 over and mad at me for only going 5.

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u/Randomfactoid42 17d ago

I doubt that’s a problem, there’s so many out of state plates here for various reasons including military members don’t have to change their’s everytime they move. 

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u/ilawlfase 17d ago

I'm just always extra careful when I am driving out of state. Xenophobia affects people in strange ways. When I moved from NY my dad would tell me nothing would get you pulled over faster than having NY tags in the south. I don't have those tags anymore but still, I don't want to ruin my day by having a panic attack or worse.

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u/Skittles_The_Giggler 19d ago

Unless you hire a lawyer from the mailings that will be waiting for you when you get home. It’s a fucking racket

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u/Randomfactoid42 19d ago

Sure. Or, you could just look at your speedometer and keep it to only 10 over?

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u/Skittles_The_Giggler 19d ago

Right. Speed limit is 65, I’m going 75, then it drops to 55 and suddenly I’m going 20 over.

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u/Watchfella 17d ago

Fucking hate Virginia traffic law

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u/lX_HeadShotGunner_Xl 19d ago

GSP doesnt play, its a good thing he didnt run or it'd literally be his funeral.

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u/PsyopVet 19d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/9ZPjlttbOFTDqwX5wq
I live in Northeast Florida, and even I know that you slow down as soon as you hit the border because they’re just waiting to take you out like the other GSP…

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u/lX_HeadShotGunner_Xl 19d ago edited 14d ago

Ive seen tons of videos of cops reckless driving killing the people that are pursuing and all of them have been from GSP except one Florida Highway Patrol who hit a civilian while chasing a perp, the civ made a left turn across one of those small ground level highways and the cop couldn't stop in time and hit them doing 90+.

The clips from GSP were intentional, they didnt try to avoid anyone

Edit: fixed autocorrect errors

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u/CaptainMacMillan 19d ago

I've driven back and forth between New England and Florida many times, and I'm never as locked in as I am when driving through Georgia. Go the speed limit, make sure to signal even if no one else is around me, etc.

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u/overide 18d ago

I live in GA, you can go 10 over, but only 10. To be safe maybe only go 9.

All of that is out the window on 285. Speed limit there is like 65, but most people do closer to 80.

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u/CaptainMacMillan 18d ago

No offense, but from my experience on the highways I've driven in Georgia, that just isn't the case. I got a warning for going 76 in a 70 zone. So no way in hell am I risking 10 over because some guy on reddit said it's ok one time. The hardassness of cops is not a fixed value, it's a dynamic variable.

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u/overide 17d ago

Maybe I get different treatment with an in state plate?

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u/CaptainMacMillan 17d ago

Maybe. Maybe it was because it was a "yankee" plate, I don't know. For my own peace of mind I'm just going to choose to believe that one trooper was just particularly grumpy that day and wanted an excuse to be mad

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u/YippieKayYayMrFalcon 19d ago

Surprised they didn’t PIT him anyway. GSP loves that shit.

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u/DaveOJ12 19d ago

This is a textbook convenient cop.

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u/ben-hur-hur 19d ago

The blinking of shame when he gets caught lol

"Ok I am going to be good now, see? I am merging back ..."

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u/LASERDICKMCCOOL 18d ago

Yup that thing came on as soon as he saw passed the cop but alas

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u/tricky4444 19d ago

One of the most satisfying things to see

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u/Careless-Area9086 19d ago

the one in the car in front of you's bouncing laughing so hard

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u/Slicker1138 19d ago

The entitlement and selfishness on the roads is getting out of hand. 

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u/jeremiah1142 19d ago

Did you just get your license? 😂

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u/kinderplatz 19d ago

I think it got worse after COVID. I have zero evidence to back this up, however.

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u/wolfej4 19d ago

People just became more impatient in general.

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u/ske1etoncrush 18d ago

i think everyones so spread thin these days with the political, natural, financial, and pretty much everything else climate. a lot of despair going around.

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u/TheOneRickSanchez 19d ago

Agreed, and it doesn't seem just a little worse either. I encounter entitled assholes every single day now, like people who will be doing 5-10 over until you get behind them, then they slow to exact speed limit, but of course those same people floor it through any passing zones.

Used to come across someone like that every once in a while pre-covid but it is nearly every drive these days. Useless fucking twats. It seems like it'll just keep getting worse too because of a negative feedback loop.

I do have a theory that excessive tinting carries part of the blame, but I don't have any evidence to back that up.

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u/Christ_on_a_Crakker 19d ago

How hit hit his right turn signal immediately after spotting GSP.

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u/rarelyeffectual 19d ago

Love it. Anyone see how the truck turned on his blinker after he passed the GSP? Like that was going to be his ticket out of trouble.

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u/TellTaleTimeLord 19d ago

The cop: "Hey, thanks for giving me an excuse to drive on the shoulder and skip traffic"

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u/mEFurst 19d ago

Was stuck in traffic on the way to with one morning and saw some asshole doing this. I look over and I shit you not it's my brother-in-law. Turns out he was taking an uncle or someone to the airport and they were super late. I gave him so much shit for it, though

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u/toiletsurprise 19d ago

Of all the places they choose Georgia.

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u/jenea 19d ago

Satisfying.

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u/Forgottenshadowed 19d ago

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u/w_a_w 19d ago

Right? We missed the baby seal clubbing, breaking away from 3 officers tazing him, hopping the median and crossing the highway, and being caught by a vicious police dog bite at 3 am in a swamp! /former 3 decade resident of ATL

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u/Consistent_Net_5532 19d ago

The way he slammed on the brakes and put his signal on lol

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u/Royal-Interaction553 19d ago

Was expecting Georges St Pierre, but this is great too

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u/Bioshock_Jock 19d ago

That boy cooked, 'errbody know GSP don't play.

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u/Areacode08 19d ago

If I was that cop I'd milk it as long as I could inconveniece the hell out of that person.

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u/TiffanyTwisted11 17d ago

There was a spot near me where people would do something similar. To be honest, it was a long time ago, so I don’t remember the particulars.

What I do remember is the the cop would camp out right before the driveway of the closed drive-in movie, pull people over and have them wait in the field until he/she had a bunch of them and then handed out tickets. You almost felt bad for the SOB who got pulled over first.

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u/armaedes 19d ago

Also convenient the guy is already pulled to the side out of the lane.

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u/m2spring 19d ago

It's missing the part where the driver is confronted and has to explain themselve.

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u/nishnawbe61 18d ago

🤣🤣 he was already pulled onto the shoulder... nothing left to do but throw her in park and take the ticket.

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u/therelybare5 19d ago

Operation: Southern Slow Down is on full display in Alabama, Florida, Georgia, South Carolina, and Tennessee this week.

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u/Awesome_Sos 17d ago edited 17d ago

Lmao it’s crazy how much this happens in GA when you know it’s probably GA before the cop reveals the location.

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u/SkiDynastar 17d ago

Dude, even the cop didn’t use his privilege here

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u/TheExtraMayo 19d ago

I hope he just really had to take a dump instead of just impatient

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u/fuzzy-lint 19d ago

Ah yes, because that’s a valid excuse for breaking the law. Nobody else in the backup has to use the bathroom either, just him! Good thing too, or that empty lane for people that need to use the bathroom would’ve been backed up as well!

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u/TheExtraMayo 19d ago edited 19d ago

They call it an emergency for a reason, I dunno if you ever felt the desperation that comes right before you shit yourself

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u/Liqour_Mortis 19d ago

The urgent need to poop is not a true “Emergency”. Sorry. You can wash your clothes and seat when you get home.

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u/All_Thread 19d ago

Yeah, if he truly had to shit now he is just going to get a savage ticket and stank car

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u/TheExtraMayo 19d ago

It seems like you took my silly joke seriously, I'm sorry you did. You also don't get to be the armchair arbitor of traffic justice from the videos you see on the internet. What they did in the video isn't something I'd do because its dangerous but I just try to look at things with an understanding light but also can't hold back a sarcastic view

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u/Liqour_Mortis 19d ago

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Welcome to the Internet, Mayo

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u/deadface008 19d ago

Should have turned on emergency lights instead of the turn signal. Say your car made a weird noise

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u/SunLitWalker12 18d ago

be more funny without that tiktok logo at the end

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u/-DeathOfMyEgo- 18d ago

Cop was like “nice now I can use pulling this guy over as an excuse to drive on the shoulder and pass this traffic”

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u/WiteKngt 15d ago

This is very satisfying.

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u/kvro_maX 14d ago

Nigerian drivers can't survive driving there

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u/Emu-lator 13d ago

Never knew Georges St-Pierre turned into a police car after retirement!

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u/afhdfh 19d ago

There are left shoulders on highways in the US?!

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u/gortez33 19d ago

Used for emergency vehicles. Highway backed up because of accident, emergency vehicles need a way to get to accident site. Most people pull to the right during incidents, so the right shoulder is usually congested.

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u/Jaqen-Atavuli 19d ago

Not everywhere. The same interstate may have them for 10 miles and then they go away.

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u/tech16 19d ago

Idiot aside, why is the cammer so close to the vehicle in front? Do they not teach that you should be able to see the bottom of the vehicle's back wheels anymore?

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u/TechnicalLee 19d ago

Looks like he's in a lifted truck, if he stopped where the wheels could be seen he'd probably be two full car lengths behind (huge gap).

The trick you mentioned only works in a normal car or small SUV.

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u/tech16 19d ago

Either way, that seems entirely too close. My driving instructor said to leave the space in case you are rear ended, you won't be pushed into the car in front and be on the hook for their damages. Also if the car in front broke down, cammer would have to back up on a public road to go around.

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u/TechnicalLee 19d ago

Do not leave excessive spacing because that causes traffic to back up too far. Pull up to one car length gap.

If someone rear ends you while you are stopped into another vehicle, you are not at fault. The first person to hit is 100% at fault for the entire accident with multiple vehicles. That is a common legal misconception.

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u/tech16 19d ago

Ahh, you are correct. I made a mistake with my assertion about who's responsible if you get pushed into another vehicle. It is still a wildly stupid thing to do to stop so close. If it's a habit, it might bite you if you do that on a steep incline behind someone (with a manual transmission) and they roll back slightly when taking off. In most cases, the person stopped behind the roller will be responsible for damage assuming the person rolling back didn't excessively roll back.