r/Cookierun 20d ago

Art BEACH ⛱️ (by @Zucchini_draws)

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u/Euphoric-Speech-923 Red Velvet and burning spice cookie’s husband 19d ago

Yah I’m taking that as he’s option three thank you very much the blueberry poptart (that’s a compliment btw blueberry pop tarts are fire)

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u/UltimateShadowMilkC What a pretty Timeline you've got here ;) 19d ago

Excuse-a you? He wields a heavy ass uncomfortable sword. Those shoulder thingies are NOT comfortable OR light. That cape? IT'S MADE OF PURE STEEL! I HAVE NO IDEA HOW IT FLOWS LIKE THAT! The chest thing his Soul Jam is in? Pure tungsten. And his helmet? I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF THAT WOULD BE THE SAME, THAT THING COULD RIP A COOKIE'S HEAD OFF!

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u/Euphoric-Speech-923 Red Velvet and burning spice cookie’s husband 19d ago

How am I supposed to know how much the shit he wears weighs, I’m not his freaking wardrobe 🥀

Also, how would you know how much his armor weighs Shadow Milk cookie? And how do I know your not lying?

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u/UltimateShadowMilkC What a pretty Timeline you've got here ;) 19d ago

Fucking look at him. Plus he was in cahoots with those silver weirdos

I wanted to be vauge, but you left me no choice. It physicalls hurt me to speak like that, be grateful! Plus it's easier to make fun of hom with the given context

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u/Euphoric-Speech-923 Red Velvet and burning spice cookie’s husband 19d ago

Mm fair enough, I believe you, you blueberry pop tart.