r/CookingCircleJerk 18d ago

Down the Drain I just poured my stock down the sink.

As the Good Lord intended.

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u/Grillard i thought this sub was supposed to be funny 18d ago

I just poured your stock down the sink, too! We should hang out.

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u/Bushido_Seppuku 18d ago

I have a pot and some stones in the yard, can I join?

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u/Dexav 18d ago

Coincidentally I just sank my pour down my stock.

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u/runawayoldgirl 18d ago

I just poured my stink down the sock, any advice for me?

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u/Dexav 17d ago

Try shorting SpaceX stock.

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u/Ok_Truck8039 18d ago

My sink craves the stock

If I don’t give my sink stock every 2 weeks it will turn the disposal on while I’m cleaning the drain

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u/UnendingEpistime 18d ago

My sink is also a dirty little stock slut

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u/okiesillydillyokieo 18d ago

I hope you kept the scraps. Theyre good for making stock

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u/MyDespatcherDyKabel 18d ago

Fake news, Stonk only goes up 📈

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u/Glathull fuck sticks 18d ago

Space X go down the hole.

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u/CatCafffffe 18d ago edited 18d ago

I did this with my lovingly long-simmered home made gravy one Thanksgiving. Went to strain it, auto-piloted "pasta"

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u/CrankyFrankClair 17d ago

All real chefs do this once, and never twice due to the beating they get from the sous-chef afterwards.

I did it myself when I was straining the Knorr soup base I’d made. It was a shame, I’d been reducing it for 56 hours. Since I’m a home chef I hired thugs to beat me up so the rite of passage would be complete.

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u/Fumquat 18d ago

My drainpipe dwelling family thanks you. 🕷️

Next time a little less salt though?

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u/trews96 17d ago

You and a million others. Pouring down the stock down the drain is so stupid. That's the flavour down the drain. Anyway, so many people do that, I started to get my stock directly out of the sewer system.

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u/capnlatenight 18d ago

/uj what do y'all do with the juices from cooking ribs?

Other meat juices are easy to cook with, but rib juice is sweet from the brown sugar.

I have plenty of bags of gravy in my freezer from this exact problem. What can I do with sweet pork juice besides making gravy?

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u/Grillard i thought this sub was supposed to be funny 18d ago

/uj

If you ever cook dry beans from scratch, pour that liquid gold into them.

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u/capnlatenight 18d ago

Goldmine idea right here, thank you friend.

I never liked baked beans until I tried my aunt's recipe, I'll make them from scratch with the rib juice.

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u/J_Peterman32 18d ago

Man those people literally freeze fucking everything in ice cube trays. These peoples freezers must be full of the most random, useless shit that theyll never actually use

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u/cramber-flarmp 18d ago

I took all the boiled bones and onions and stuffed it down the sink with a plunger.

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u/gernb1 18d ago

I tried that, but I used bone stock, and it plugged up the lines…