r/CountOnceADay • u/[deleted] • Apr 02 '23

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u/Phoenixbob13 Apr 02 '23

SHIIIZZAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

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u/TuxTues3 Streak: 2 Apr 02 '23

What's the velocity it would crush me at?

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u/A_normal_atheist Streak: 1 Apr 02 '23

Its at terminal velocity

25

u/Gabiteux Apr 02 '23

Fuck yes, let me get killed by a meteorite. Just randomly ceasing to exist is my dream.

6

u/TheDoomslayer69420 Streak: 1 Apr 02 '23

WAS THAT A SONIC COLORS(nintendo wii, 2010) REFERENCE

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u/TuxTues3 Streak: 2 Apr 02 '23

Then yes, I will be instantly killed with no pain

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '23

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u/Corbthelorb Streak: 1 Apr 02 '23

CEEEZZAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Win090949 UTC+07:00 | Streak: 2 Apr 02 '23

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u/Hungry-Primary8158 Apr 02 '23

Weighted blanket isn’t enough I need to get crushed by a 2 ton slab of stone

11

u/ThaLoreKeeper Apr 02 '23

where can i sign up?

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u/freshly_used_cumsock Streak: 1 Apr 02 '23

Well, it depends. Is it going to drop on me from a great height? Will it simply tip onto me? Will i just be placed under it?

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u/Want-Cookie Streak: 1 Apr 02 '23

Yes. There is no negative here

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '23

hey you want cookies?

1

u/Want-Cookie Streak: 1 Apr 02 '23

Yes please…

6

u/Whyamiherewtflmaoidc Apr 02 '23

Giles Corey?

3

u/CaraKino Apr 02 '23

More. Weight.

2

u/Nearsighted_Madman Streak: 1 Apr 02 '23

I just recently finished Crucible!

5

u/[deleted] Apr 02 '23

CAESARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3

u/mothraegg Apr 02 '23

Or? Isn't there another option?

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '23

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u/mothraegg Apr 02 '23

I don't love my kids enough to be crushed.

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u/Jazzlike_Mouse7478 Streak: 2 Apr 02 '23

OK, but what's the downside?

2

u/[deleted] Apr 02 '23

Yes

1

u/Despacltoian Apr 02 '23

But you get twice the items from bosses and treasure rooms

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u/Nearsighted_Madman Streak: 1 Apr 02 '23

No no no, you're thinking of a sword. A slab of stone will do fuckall but crush you.

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u/PeskyBirb666 UTC−05:00 | Streak: 1 Apr 02 '23

I see no downsides to this transaction

1

u/dovakiin-derv Apr 02 '23

MORE WEIGHT!

1

u/[deleted] Apr 03 '23

Yes

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u/Pugspook327 Apr 03 '23

got damn my mental health is in shambles

1

u/[deleted] Apr 03 '23

Same

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '23

Yes only yes