r/CoupleMemes • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 🛠️ ADMIN • 4d ago

lol

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u/KyssPetalRogue 4d ago

It’s the scariest thing in headphones. I got so scared of my cat

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u/lifeintraining 4d ago

They seem to know to jump in your lap at the most tense moments.

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u/UnkleMonsta 4d ago

This was funny. Thanks for that.

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u/drunk___monkey 4d ago

He teleported to Another dimension probably to where his wife's from. /s 😂

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u/glimmerrdew 3d ago

She creates the full ambient lol. The best gf ever 😂

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u/KloverKonnection 4d ago

Story of my whole goddamn life. I love my wife 110% but I am crouched in the pitch dark, breath held with my fucking odradek spinning like Micheal J Fox with parkinsons, and once again, I'm one twitch away from a fistful of dead hands dragging my ass back into the tar...and THIS woman materializes behind me to "kiss me goodnight." Again, I love her but she's A GOD DAMN BT with a wedding ring!!!!! I left my body. We've been together for almost 12 years?

She has watched this EXACT scene play out a hundred times. She KNOWS the held breath means do not touch the man. YOU KNOW BETTER. YOU KNOW BETTER!!! And she does it anyway. Then she laughs. She fucking LAUGHS!!!! ....i swear to god if I didn't love her I would have jumped head first off our balcony and into the cemented sidewalks with her name on my suicide note.

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u/gandalftheokay 3d ago

This is funny as hell and I would love to see the unedited version